Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not Sup Forums, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!

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You show me a machine or a computer program that can match the stellar majesty of Luciano Pavarotti’s singing “Nessun Dorma,” and I’ll acknowledge it as music. Until then, it’s fucking garbage.
If you’re under 25 years old — or an immature 30-plus — I’m about to set your ass straight.
So, listen up.
Your music is fucking garbage.
There, I said it.
Mindless crap. Eardrum-bursting, dagger-in-the-eyes, ass-bagging, blow your fucking brains out — unadulterated dog shit. That pretty much sums up the type of music that’s popular with today’s young people. Listen, you stupid sons of bitches. I’m talking at you. I’m your elder. My opinion demands respect. Your music hasn’t got life. It’s fucking dead. Your music is void of humanity. It’s as fake as a porn queen’s orgasm. There’s no soul. It’s tripe. It’s a carp in the sea of music. The stuff you listen to was created by fucking machines. Today’s “artists” — there’s an oxymoron — don’t even need to know how to play musical instruments or sing. In other words, no fucking talent whatsoever is needed to succeed today in music. You heard me. No. Talent. Whatsoever.
And, I’m fucking sick of it because the current generation is taking the gold we gave you and dragging it into a sewer. Listen up, you little pricks. I’m not stuck in some kind of classic rock time warp. Fact is, I expose myself to many different kinds of music. I give all music a chance. Even the techno-trash littering the modern music scene is something I’ve tried to digest, which I found to be like choking down a plate of raw oysters laced with salmonella. It would be nice to enjoy fresh musical acts. I want to hear new songs. I like some young people, especially when they get my order right. But real music is written and performed by humans, not a fucking computer program linked up to a laser show.
youtube.com/watch?v=xs-p1oEvuGg

Hello

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Like this?

Shiro claimed.

It's okay, most people in this game are. Tell me your name if you make an account. (LoliLover is already taken, but you'll think of something.)

Keine Ahnung, wo und was hat er denn geschrieben?

Hey Mio, how's it going?

kagami claimed!!

yeah, I just like that image, no other reason for it :)
what's your name since I don't know the next time I see you in a waifu thread :o
if i make an account :O

Miho claimed

>kisses

Im heading to bed now night everyone.

Hello! It's going good, I'm just about to watch some Orphan black before I start to do something hopefully more productive. You?

can you shut the fuck up with these copypastas :^)

It's a pretty good looking hot-dog.

I hope you suffocate

>claiming yume

I mean Im twenty one, so...
Hall and Oates, The Stones, ACDC, Aerosmith, Billy Ocean, The Talking Heads, etc
All bretty good m8

corey claimed. who is in the house?

wink wink nudge nudge ;^)

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>upset that his music is bad
have fun whipping and nay nay .-.
thank you ^-^
I'm 28 :o

How can you see into my eyes like open doors?
Leading you down into my core where I've become so numb
Without a soul my spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

nice

I am Cory, I loved your anime

Cory is not a real anime, like wtf is wrong with thesi people?!!

#got me good

>nay nay
lord

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B b but i really like psychicpebbles

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BOMBS
Food

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.̺̜͇͡ͅ ̴͓͖̭̩͎̗.̺̜͇͡ͅ ̴͓͖̭̩͎̗

.̺̜͇͡ͅ ̴͓͖̭̩͎̗
.̺̜͇͡ͅ ̴͓͖̭̩͎̗
.̺̜͇͡ͅ ̴͓͖̭̩͎̗

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_dmt, hit me up.

Playing a few rounds of wows. I started playing ranked and so far it's going pretty good.
What's orphan black?

....̺̜͇͡ͅ ̴͓͖̭̩͎̗

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I WANT MORE IDEAS

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where the fuck is Karen

saved to a notepad file, one day our paths will meet qt 22/7
mugi actually puts ketchup on his hot dogs
just do some kagami stuff or something
im trying to think of ideas too .-.

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Putting anything on your hotdogs is disgusting

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Oh cool. It's a drama, I think, about multiple clones and so on. I don't want to say much, as I could easily spoil the show for anyone who watches it. It's really well done, there's 4 seasons I think in total and I'm on the second one now. It's hard to explain what it's about without spoiling a lot of it

Maybe ran out of bandwidth.

Oh. Sometimes the obvious is the best.

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you can put anything on your hot dog just not ketchup >:(
(I don't like getting mad or using the mean emoticons but seriously don't do this)

>konata

Wut, have you even heard of sauerkraut?

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Dio-sama...

yep

I just mine plain fam
I'm a picky eater

Do boku no pico

nice
I just mine plain fam
^-^

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O.

oh!!!

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Litle bitta chilli and cheese wish some onions and sauerkraut and you have a pretty fantastic meal
Gonna need a plump and juicy dog and a toasted bun

I'm here.

I just eat mine plain fam

I don't intend to watch it or look it up so I hope google first results aren't fucking with me.

oh no.....i've heard it's bad

gimme that
thanks for pointing that out! I didn't know what you had meant before haha silly me :) *bonks head playfully*
:(

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you should watch it m8 :^)

I just eat mine plain fam

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do one of you editing one in paint or whatever you use homo

god i love memes

ruinmysearchhistory.com/

If you need some fun

It's a little boy that looks like a little girl, and a big man who wants some tiny ass.

Nothing too complicated.

It's me Yui.

thanks for pointing that out! I didn't know what you had meant before haha silly me :) *bonks head playfully*
I watched it as a joke, it's pretty funny
thank you
I can use this to cover up the naughty stuff :O

Based God

I just eat mine plain fam

Y-you too.

NOPE!!
oh....well then....

Tomoko is a faggot tbh

but it's good fam :^)

*yllufyalp daeh sknob* ): em yllis ahah erofeb tnaem dah uoy tahw wonk t'ndid I !tuo taht gnitniop rof sknaht

I have stage 5 lung cancer

>not eating Chicago dogs
How pleb can you be mugi

There's like 4 Tomoko's, which one is the alleged faggot?

Yeah well I have stage 6 brain cancer you fucking plebeian

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All of them. Besides the cool one.

ʇɥɐuʞs ɟoɹ doıuʇıub ʇɥɐʇ onʇ¡ ı pıpu,ʇ ʞuoʍ ʍɥɐʇ ʎon ɥɐp ɯǝɐuʇ qǝɟoɹǝ ɥɐɥɐ sıןןʎ ɯǝ :( *qouʞs ɥǝɐp dןɐʎɟnןןʎ*

I'm a fucking degenerate what do you expect from me

Tomocuck
The one on steam

It's definitely Arby's

easily a favorite

kek!!!!
i think you're having too much fun lol

I want a pic rad like this.

Did he do ote? I just play Terraria with him.

No such thing as too much fun.
>Tsukasa on front row
Noice.

I have genuinely no idea what you're talking about but you asked about a faggot Tomoko and I was willing to bet that it was Arby's

Claimed~

He didn't do anything
I'm just trying to have some fun because I'm bored

yo who this

awwww.....sad homu
you're right lol, just messin

One day! What else do you play? Just LoL?

Sounds interesting. So it is like science fiction?

Oops

>renge

Yuu is top husbando