69 names ma new bongo.
69 names ma new bongo
Did you know?
okay
stunted mental and emotional growth
too bad
That would have been a fantastic name.
I just don't know...
Poop nugget
The Eternal Blue Plugg
Tampon Highway
Semen Slurper
Johnny Depp
Samuel L. Bongson
turd sucker
Pee-Wee Bongman
Faggot
Roll
Bennibong Cumberbong
Going to have to go with
Faggot
Because these threads are literally for faggots naming faggot tools thinking they're cool
Tony Pajamas
That would have been great.
Rolling for faggot
roll
This
Faggot
Roll for this because op is a fag, should name his glass cock faggot too
Another swing and a miss!
Roll for faggot, why not
name it "i live with my parents"
Name it faggot
Blue clit
Faggot sounds better, sums up everything nicely
This
Anal bead
How about faggot?
Ok Sup Forumsros, you all want my Sup Forumsong to be super gay, so faggot it is!!!
Going to roll for faggot bong
Roll
We want your bong to match what you are, so yes faggot it should be
Schpitzkopf
Let be know as Used Anal Bead
schwifty
Yeah faggot bong
Underachieving
This
Rolllln for bango
OP here, WINRAR to all.
Thanks for the super creative name, I will take good care of him.
Bingo Bango we got a winrawr
winrar, bango it is
CP
DUDE!!! OP HERE AND SUPER STOKED NOW!!
#BANGO4LYFE
Real OP, Bango it is.
#BangoMyBongo
#Bango4Lyfe
Pustules - D.VA Main
PATABANGO
roooooolling
Name it "Waste of time for my loser life."
st8edge
Obongo
OP, just another useless punk kid that will amount to nothing. A waste of life and space on this earth. What has he contributed? Nothing. What will he contribute? Nothing. Is there anything wrong with that? Maybe not. The fact is, he will be the one perhaps serving me drinks or cleaning my hotel room, maybe fixing my car. So I guess I might need OP, who will be there when I need to shit and there is not toilet paper? OP! Thankfully I have come to my senses, he will contribute! I definitely need OP, in fact I'll soon be going to get services related to what OP can offer, I need a haircut, a car wash and maybe a nice beer or two. So thank you OP, your underachieving will allow me to splurge on things I don't need to do myself, because if I do these talentless jobs myself, how will OP live and feed his useless family? So I thank you OP, for being the one that may one day service my AC during hot weather or unclog my toilet when I had too much fiber and drop a thick piece of shit. Thank you OP, keep doing what you're doing. We need more uneducated, mindless idiots to consume, buying energy drinks and video games using their paycheck from McDonald's. I appreciate your service, please don't ever stop being mediocre, I need some help trying on my shoes and getting a pack of cigarettes from the 711.
College Funds
OP here!
Thanks for the appreciation, anytime you need your lawn done or a wall painted I will be there! Please tip if I do a good job, I will need to purchase more weed so I can sit on my ass and jerk off to Internet porn.
NO NO NO THIS IS NOT ME!
My bong is named faggot! And I will occasionally put it in my butt.
Saving this copypasta
Gr8 b8
Op here, I would name it this but I already decided on faggot. I may be wasting my life but I can contribute by picking up trash on the highway or holding signs for subway when they have a new deal
OP HERE
as you can see, this is my parents house, although I plan to make manager at Burger King, I will live here as long as possible. I need to keep collecting manga (pronounced min-guh). So if you need a hookup on fries come see me.
Op here in so sorry! I mistyped pronounciation, it should be mon-gah. Like the sound I make when sucking off my bong like its a cock.
I think these stereotypes are absolutely hilarious. The certainty with which you all categorize stoners only proves how few you know. Get the stick out of your collective asses and go meet some real people.
I guarantee I make way more than any of you and I also find the time to smoke an Ounce every week with a very prestigious title
#SmokeWeedEveryday
#BangoMyBongoBitches
OP here!! This is more like it.
Charlie Frescoe
>names bong.
Really, you fucking autist.
Don't feed the bait machine. Also if you respond and make claims, offer up some facts! I'm interested as a successful stoner myself. Otherwise, while I don't agree with the faggotry ever growing and present within this board, making a thread to name a bong is up there on the list of lame shit. Not hating, just an opinion, it's juvenile, and does contribute to the "stereotypes" you're talking about, which is indeed further pushed by the open and lame "bro" talks about weed. Meeting people yield these results as well, find a stoner 9/10 will be fucking pathetic. That's why I just smoke daily and keep it to myself.
>posts post.
Really, you fucking post post?
I'll teach you to post.
>makes bogus claims
>defends against stereotype
>makes a "name my bong" thread
>smoke an ounce a week
>another bogus claim
>thinks people will be impressed with smoking an ounce a week
>defends self without needing to
Yup, useless faggot detected
Oh, hai guise, trips get to name my pen!!!
You make a "name my bong" thread and then claim these are stereotypes and we should get out and meet people? What a fucking loser, you know that real normal people don't fucking name their bong? It's only degenerate stingers like you that do, the ones who make false claims anonymously to help fuel their ego. You're not successful, if are, you're still trash. Go ahead and try harder.
There we go, a VALID response. Ok mang, certainly noted. I just wanted to name my bong and mission accomplished!! No sweat off my back, h8rs h8 and h8 8 gr8 m8. Those stereotypes are super funny though. As for job validation, I am a DSP for people who would otherwise be in jail or the asylum. Most normal people could never do my job, requires a lot of getting hit and spit on, screamed at, ect. Fun shit, the weed helps a lot.
Kek
>makes degenerate stoner thread
>literally a walking stereotype
>tries to shame people that call out faggotry
>posts unsubstantiated bullshit
Hmm, spotted the faggot
Never been called a stinger before, I kind of like that one.
#StigyStinger
Samefag much?
>prestigious title
>DSP
>literally like working at McDonald's
>service industry
>prestigious
>low hourly wage job
>prestigious
Oh damn, not for me! Like a tard-sitter? I thought you said prestigious title? How is that prestigious, it's like making manager at Walmart, maybe not quite as prestigious as Walmart management.
Sting the stinger with a zinger.
>stoner?
Stinger is better
Good bong name
Bill is a good one too
Dick destroyer
I tried, thanks for the response, good to know, sounds like a tough job!
>trying this hard
Pupper hole
>sting
>stinger
Same word; redundant. Stoner makes more sense
>Omar "Sodomite Slayer" Maleen
>Omar "Kiss a man? BLAM" Mateen.
>Omar "Giving Queens the M16" Mateen
>Omar "Spray the gay away" Mateen
>Omar "Open Fire Into Faggots" Mallen
>Omar "I love pigs" Mateen
>Omar "#SAVETHEGAYSVOTETRUMP" Mateen
>Omar "Lean Mean Killing Machine" Maleen
>Omar "if he sucks cock he's going to get shot" Maleen.
>Omar "wiping the gay club clean" Maleen
>Omar "One Man Homocaust" Mateen
>Omar "The Closet Closer" Abdullah
>Omar "oasis is the best band" Maleen
>Omar "I got something to put in you" Maleen
>Omar "Cleanin the pozz just because" Mateen
>Omar "Empty my 9 at the gloryhole line" mateen
>Omar "Trump will be the next US President" Mateen
>Omar "putting fags in body bags" mateen?
>Omar "Fags gon' fall when I shoot 'em all" Mateen
>Omar "What did he mean" Mateen
>Omar "Mag in a Fag" Mateen
>Omar "bustin cap in traps" Mateen
>Omar "God Slay The Queen" Mateen
>Omar "against faggots I use buckshot" Mateen
>Omar Suck the Cock - Get the Glock Marteen
>Omar "It's Raining Lead" Mateen
>Omar'Not all muslims'Marteen
>Omar "Bomb the Haram" Mateen
>Omar Rainbow Warrior Mateen
>Omar "Killing Rats for the Democrats" Mateen
>Omar "Gaynocide Gunman" Mateen
>Omar "you lick bum? die like scum" Maleen
>Omar "Hide and Sihk" Sadiq
>Omar "Split the Queens' Spleens" Fareen
>Omar "At War with Gaybar" Fareen
>Omar "Holla holla get Allah" Fareen
>Omar "Empty Magazine" Fareen
>Omar "Poz Load for the Road" Fareen
pick one
I manage the districts, quite a bit higher up that the entry level DSP's. It's very prestigious if you want to work in communications/ psychology, people are amazed when you run several different houses at one time. Also, yes. Glorified Tard Wrangler. My job provides more life experience than any class I had ever taken in college, I highly recommend the position to people who think they are tough, I have seen many a manly man cry like a little bitch.
Perfection
Thinking Bill Bango, or maybe The Bango Stinger?
>prestigious
>tard wrangler
Bored, bro.
Why do you think I asked Sup Forums to name my bong?
...
Islam Is The Religion Of Terror
Rolling for tampon highway
I recall you saying "we" should go meet people, what about you?
While you're busy naming bongs and pushing special needs people around; and smoking "an ounce a week".. You would think being bored would never happen.
Oh but your job would make us all cry.
Well, point proven you're a loser like the rest of us.
High five
Ninety six
*Double High Fivel*
This is fun man, I fill my time wisely.
We are all going in to that deep oblivion regardless, might as well fuck about and smile the whole way through.