Time for jokes about the terror attack

Time for jokes about the terror attack.


Pulse Club?..more like
No Pulse Club..amirite?

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Dubs checked

Too soon

Omar really killed on the dance floor last night.

Any pics of the scene?

I wish

He was also nice to order shots for everyone

Heard the club was banging last night

So, a Muslim walks into a gay bar....
And orders shots for everyone.

He such a nice guy Omarite?

More pls

took so many shots last night >.< just wanted to break the ice with some nice guys, ended up breaking my fast ;c

see you next ramadan!

Let the bodies hit the floor was a bad choice by the DJ

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Just made this one on my phone.

Kek

cool how his face is parallelly displaced

> how to unrape sister

duckduckgo

I KEKE GENKAI'D

Why is he putting glasses on over his glasses?

He was gonna try anal for the second time, said something about being the top for the first time

This just in
Today Gays learn there is such s thing as too much penetration.

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>Omar, here have an Irish car bomb
>That was good.
>Here try an Islamic Jihad
>Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

FUCK

Fuck you that's why

Top kek

Sad as this is.... some of the jokes in here are pretty funny.

LOL

Well played

at least they're not gay anymore

I heared it was fun last night at the club they all had a blast

Pulse Orlando posted on its own Facebook page around 2 a.m.: "Everyone get out of pulse and keep running."

thanks pulse, i got shot while checking fb. and my ass is raw and bleeding, but that's not from getting shot.

New show - "Gay bar Survivor" with a 50/50 chance of winning.

youtu.be/BsISfQAXE60

Kek this is great

something something hot loads, a Muslim walks into a gay bar, gun cocked fags drop. nigger nigger nigger

I think Omar is such a cool guy. He gives everyone rounds of shots hes a muslim and he doesnt afraid of anything

has anyone already sung "10-100-1000 Pulses" without being named a cardiologist ?

With the amount of blood spray the HIV infection rate was 100% for all club attendees

CAN'T SCAR THE OMAR

Alberto del Rio

dude he died

God bless the innocent victims.

He shot more selfies than people.

did your dad survive?

kek is that real?

someone start a gofundme to support your grief over the event or just lie and put that you need funeral expenses for your whoever.

.lost

A new dance craze was started last night. Its called the Duck!

And they said you couldn't cure homosexuality.

You do it faggot

Imagine what went through their minds during the attack... several rounds.
There was a lot of heroism though. The gay motto is 'never leave your buddy's behind.'
I feel bad for the bouncer. Usually he just has to deal with the patrons exchanging blows.

badum tss
youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU

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was waiting for this one

I seriously laughed out loud.

ggnoreanon

Kek

Hilarious. The gay community should bow out and go into hiding for the next 200 years again.

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+1

not bad user

lol

Gay jokes aren't funny, cum on guys!

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So I heard a few of em are still in the closet.

No Pulse Zone. They know better

he hated gays but ended up penetrating 50 to death.

eat spoon

plenty kek

God I love this place

Nice. Could be better. But for a quick one. Nice.

Old Fag Detected

shiat

CNN reports Senator Marco Rubio was found dead floating in the foam bath at the back of the room.

Best so far

I'm no artist, but I love spongegar but no one has made one yet, so i did what i could.
>mfw

>Sup Forums approved

>tumblr

This thread, we all going to hell

Good laugh

we are already here

this thread is what I missed on that site

These are fantastic. Will steal.

Sometimes its not the talent. But the will to act user.

is allowed because have you seen some of the crazy porn that bounces are tumblr?? especially the fake and sfm communities. like fuck man

This is now the official song of this thread
youtu.be/49rhRF4bkf8
Electric Six Gay Bar

The gays, unlike Elton John, aren't still standing.

Sup Forums is hell.

Also, those faggots were already destined to hell, for going against any and all religion in the first place.

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It's about time ISIS started waging war on the shitdicks.

gg sand niggers. gg.

Video?

Kek

Its 2016. Your at rick of getting behind the human race now let alone Sup Forums if you don't hurry up and join the atheist voices.

Usually the beat drops, but in Pulse Club the pulse drops.

Since mostlikely no one got the joke, let me explain it:

Elton John (Who is gay) has a song called "I'm still standing", and the 50 AIDS carriers aren't standing.

"Last night, the word came down, 50 dead in FaggotTown"

"Getting bumfucked was thier only crime. that and having a GayOldTime"

50 shades of _____ (?)

I kek'd then came

50 Shades of AIDS

We got it, it was just a shitty joke.