Can someone please help? How do you get Oreos out of your foreskin? Like I really have to piss and I'm afraid I'll get crumbs in my urethra. It's been like 2 hours should I cut it off?
Can someone please help? How do you get Oreos out of your foreskin...
wow op that image sure looks authentic
Go pay a homeless man to eat them out of you.
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Soak in milk
They will get all soggy and fall apart in like a minute.
eat them
Plot twist: Op is a homeless man stealing the internet from a library
dip in milk til they break down duh
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Fucking newfags treating this like its real
>CTRL + S
Fucking idiots.
Oops how'd this get here
Does it have to be milk?
Even though fake, I still had a sensible chuckle.
That moment when this is real and we all have to eat those oreos
Are those double stuffed or the new shitty thin ones? Would eat I r8 8/8 m8
been through this plenty of times just gotta get butter and spread that shit everywhere get pepper shaker take the lid off and pour all of it on the tip then grab the sharpest spoon you have and cut it of dick balls everything
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Double cheked for good advice
Triple checked.
Hooooly shiet, op is as always, a faggot.
Should take a bath so that they get wet and smooth
how else would he eat them afterwards?
>smooth
kek
Get some ice cream put one scoop on top and then use an eggbeater to mix it, your foreskin will act as a bowl so you don't have to make a bowl dirty and you have a delicious Oreo blizzard to snack on before you masterbate, I do this and sometimes use a twisty tie to secure the tip and have a nice snack midday before I teach the children at the school
use fire
Kek
I dont know why im asking, considering where i am, but what exactly were you planning? What were you hoping to achieve by putting oreos under your foreskin? I consider myself a guy with imagination, but i cannot think of a reason why you would do this
only one way OP, meat tenderizer. Just smash the oreos until they crumble
THUNDERCLAP
DO IT FAGGOT
everybody knows
oreos and milk faggot, oreos and milk
Call John Cena
This worked for me
>oreos in foreskin
>penis end turning blue
>burst into parents bedroom for help
>naked mother
>dem tits
>instaboner
>oreos fly out of penis end at speed of sound
>hit father in face and destroy his head
>mother cries
>hug her
>still naked
>rub dick on her tits
>crumbs on her nipples
>lick crumbs
>fuck mother in front of father's corpse
>now she brings me oreos every day
Find a kid and a glass of milk
Dip your dick in milk for 1 min, those things will crumble easy
Are you god?
Omnomnom! I fuckin luuuuv oreos!!!