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WAS:Strasburg (back) scratched from Sunday's start
SD:Pomeranz fires seven shutout innings vs. Reds
CLE:Carrasco twirls four-hitter to down Tigers
PHI:Velasquez discussed innings limit with Boras
CLE:Lindor enjoys first multi-homer game Saturday
STL:Matt Adams (back) out for second straight game
TOR:Man on fire: Encarnacion rips three more hits
CWS:Lawrie homers twice as White Sox fall short
BAL:Gausman holds Rays scoreless over 7 2/3 IP
HOU:A.J. Reed batting sixth in MLB debut Saturday
CWS:Jose Abreu (leg) back in Saturday's lineup
PIT:Gregory Polanco (leg) not in lineup Saturday

mariners

Inb4 faggot KC cat

Red Sox

red sox rangers game thread

***MLB TRIVIA***

Which AL West team with the initials TR and rhymes with Blexas Sangers is going to win the world series this year?

Royals

There will be no defeat of the Braves coming up.

So I'm guessing the jints go up by 8 games over the doyers tonight right?

Once the Rangers get bullpen pieces and maybe another Rotation arm before the deadline your ass in a world of painpain, rest of MLB

prepare your sphincters shitlords

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Alexis Bangers? The porn star?

Seems unlikely

Not ringing any bells

Where my Mets bros at?

Just tuned in

WE NIMMO NOW

Threxas Rhetorankers?

WINDIANS

CREEPY GLOVES FER MUH FEET

>BLANTON
>CHIMPS OUT LIKE A BLACK MAN
At least the doyers are amusing to watch for some reason.

>Strasburg (back) scratched from Sunday's start

I would take literal piles of shit over the Dodgers lineup right now.

who /memeteam/ here

The Lastros have won 7 games in a row.

Now, this would be impressive, but there is a team, same division, same state, that have had the best record since May 1st, that effectively nullified this feat.

Which team is this?

>literally the only viable starter in this year's FA class
>adding to his injury history
Just making it more hilarious when some dumbfuck big market team gives him 8/200 minimum

Dodgers' lineup is an insult to piles of shit, m8.

padres?

I dunno, who's their AAA team?

REPORTING

This FOX guy is right, something I've felt for a long time. MLB should own Fourth of July, much like NBA owns Christmas day, NFL owns thanksgiving, and NHL is owning new years day now.

All teams are meme teams.meverything is a meme these days

yo

What if someone paid him 7yr/175m?

>rags shitposters in full force
why

>Strasburg
>FA

user...

I honestly wish the dodgers never got the money in the first place. i would rather they be a broke shitty team than a rich shitty team because at least the broke team plays with heart.

They're angry their team is getting insulted on a minute-by-minute basis.

Mets

>PUIG
>SMART BASE RUNNING
I'll be honest Sup Forums I never thought I would see this day.

Oh yeah, he signed that extension, forgot about that. Laugh at the Nashitnals then

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Well, if their team and especially city wasn't so unlikable, maybe the insults wouldn't be as warranted.

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>Only person on the team that can hit is murphy
>One starter constantly injured
>One spic starter is so bad he needs to be deported
>another starter gives up a HR every 2 pitches
>2 more literally who starters
>Papelbon
>Still in first place

H O W ?
O
W
?

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>Doyers
>RISP

The rest of the NL East is also kinda collapsing?
I think Giancarlo is gonna wake up and the Marlins are gonna make a run for it though

What's more frustrating?
>losing 1-0 because your pitching is stellar but your offense cant get more than 4 hits
>losing 8-7 because your guys can hit but your pitching spills spaghetti every inning

NL team? 1st one.
AL team? 2nd one.

I'd rather have good pitching than good hitting.

Both are the same and neither matter towards the overall season unless it happens in an elimination game

>Bottom of 7th
>2 chimp outs already by white players
So Sup Forums will the doyers go for the chimp out hat trick or are they done for the day?

More infuriating to watch a starter throw a gem and get no support every time

Giancarlo doesn't give a fuck since he signed a 13 year deal. Mets cant into offense every other night. Phillies accepted their fate and at one time were like 8 games over .500. And the braves have been on life support since opening day.

Yes

Honestly I'd rather have good hitting. Good hitting usually means more players are doing well. If you have bad pitching, it could just mean one pitcher is stinking it up.

>doyers

>Altuve

Kek

Mlb trivia time:

Which team sucks so badly they have not had a championship ring in 28 years, paid 300 million for players the past few years and still cannot be a playoff contender team for the World Series and is named "The Dodgers?"

When they were dancing around above .500. Ozuna and others have been carrying the team. If they can keep the pace they're in, bring in Gordon and we could see Marlins NL East champs.

I've heard talks about getting another arm in the rotation. Apparently it's riding on cubs series (chance to win or tie) and the tigers series. First time I've been exciting over this team for a long while. Go Fish.

hmmmmmm

Id like to call a friend

Really makes ya think

That's right, I forgot that Dee Gordon is coming back.
Is he still gonna be as good without his pilates, though?

Uh...

Umm...

Fuck

The Long Island Ducks?

You can shit on the Dodgers as much as you want but they've definitely been 'contenders' the past few years
The problem is that they can't move beyond being contenders

Are you fucking kidding me? They limp their way to the playoffs each and every time. I'm a huge Dodger fan but I can tell when my team is a joke.

>I'm a huge Dodger fan

>no trip
>posting intelligently

I didn't see the double Altuve hit, anyone know if he could've possibly made it to third for the cycle?

I dunno. Depends on how long he's been doing pilates. However, Derek Deitrich (his replacement) is just below .300 so, it can go either way. Considering that if the Marlins do make a run. They'll have to use Derek instead of Gordon

Let deGrom pitch god damn it

He definitely would've made it if he didn't trip

PHI Phillies vs SF Giants

10:05 PM ET | 7:05 PM PT

Why would you want to risk injury ?

Ok that was some sick pitching by the Pirates

hahahaha.....shit :(

>RISP's

simply epic

Is there a more disgusting team/fan base than the Asstros?

rangers?
whos?
cubs?

Cardinals @ Mariners
1984-edition

Cusb.
Ugliest fanbase in baseball.
Just look at their crowd.
Sticky, pasty, pale, virgins.

>but they have the best fans in the world!!!
>pic is from 2014

I know right? I honestly feel sometimes that I am the only Dodger fan on Earth who sees the Dodgers for what they are.

>tied 0-0
>10th inning
>Flo rida post game concert

Wew lad

Then why aren't the Indians better than the Rangers?

Stop false flagging please. It's pathetic

>go to Rays game a few weeks ago
>there's a postgame concert by The Fray after
>mfw The Fray is still a thing

Hoist the flag boyos

>mest in charge of small ball

lol

Nice "offense", dodgers

Holy shit de Aza confirmed for gone after that

Holy fuck, I thought the semen slurping sport thing was a meme. Never watching divegrass again. Sticking to baseball.

HEY RANGERS... OOPS I MEAN RAGS (HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA) ARE DOWN 1-0 HAHAHAHA LET'S SPAM ABOUT HOW SHITTY THEY ARE HAHAHAHAHA RAGS AMIRITE AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>rags

You are so fucking mad right now it's not even funny.

>losing to the Red Sux
>Rags

>rags

How many times were the
>rags
one strike away from winning the World Series?

god i love this team

TWICE

nice

I'm not false flagging I mean can you be honest for once in your delusional Dodgerfag life and get it through your thick skull that this team sucks? I'm glad I didn't buy any jerseys of this team because there is no one on this team that is worth it.