Cringe greentext thread

cringe greentext thread
hard mode edition: only oc

seems Sup Forums is too lazy :^(

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I'll bump if it doesn't die before I can type it up

I used to take pictures of myself (lots and lots of pictures) in this faggot mask....I hate myself

I shouldn't have posted that....enjoy your laughs fags

Oh shit....didn't even read the rules for the thread right....missed the greentext part and only read OC part....off to become an hero...

>be me 18 at school just before Christmas holiday talking to crush
>"see you before we leave for holiday user?"
>"yeah heh OK heh heh"
> don't see her and instead text her "see you after the holiday anonnette (hug)"
>"(hug)"
Christ I was such a beta

bumbo

But you did get dubs

asdfjkl: the user

Worth it in the end

ola

>go out with chick I met at my mom's funeral (don't ask)
>whole evening is great. Flirt, get to see her tits, give her a massage etc
>we go to the last bar, some more flirting
>tells me "this is just the start of what you'll be getting"
>bar closes, we both get on our bikes
>star tto drive home, after 2 min we cross a bridge
>she says "isn't this a nice place?"
>I say "yeah but we can't stop, it's about to rain here"
>drive to her home
>when I get there, she acts less interested all of the sudden
>she's about to go inside, I panic
>ask her "aren't your going to intive me in for coffee"
>her: "I don't drink coffee"
>door closes

should have kissed here right there on that bridge. Too bad I was too drunk to take her hint. I'm not that mad tho, since I did get to see her tits and feel her up and that's better than most can get here

>Be 15 year old me
>See girl I like
>Grow enough balls to talk to her
>missionsuccessful.jpg
>Next day
>Talk to her again Ask how her day is
>FF to lunch
>Ask how her day is
>killme.jpg
>after 7th period
>ask her out
>she kindly declines
>deadinside.flv

>puke all over grills
>they masturbate and puke back

my sides

haha hey lets have an oc thread kill me

>be me
>outdoors party
>i hang out with the sperglords while chads and stacys having fun
>two stacies sit down close and ask me something
> i answe and sit next to them, thinking i have a convo
>they start talking to each other
>i just sit next to them silently, we're 20 meters away from anyone else
>"excuse me"
>i leave

Absolutely worth it!

pfff

fuck

I agree

Are you implying that the faggoty picture I attached is not OC?

At least you tried

>sitting outside at bar, smoking a cig
>rest of my friends are inside wasted, so I'm just chilling
>two grills and a guy come sit at my table
>they start complementing my beard and laid back attitude
>they're comparing me to their male friend
>"I think your friend is quite handsome" (he was better looking)
>"we like you better though"
>they go inside to dance
>stay outside and smoke another cig, talking to strangers
>go back inside, they're just standing there
>"oh hey we were waiting for you"
>lean against a table casually while they dance for me
>they want to go to another bar with me
>"nah I think I'm just going to stay here"
>they look disappointed
>they leave with their beta male friend
>finish my beer, then go home myself

I've missed out on a lot of grills for lack of caring. Then again I'm not the one to put much effort in the chase

Kek

>new years eve
>completely shitfaced
>my crush is there too
>confess my undying love for her, ask for a kiss
>tells me she's in a relationship with chad
>chad overhears
>get made fun of for a month for not knowing they were a couple

not as bad as that time some fat 50yr old landwhale tried to rape me, anyone want to hear that story?

I loved the pic related so much, I recreated it. Still laughing

Explain

yes please

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Still sucks though. Did you ever talk to her again?

>sitting at bar, end of the night
>most friends left by now
>still pretty young, can't handle my booze well (around 17)
>just sitting on a stool near the tap, sipping on my beer and talking to some old regular
>on the right of me there's a 50yr old fat blonde
>she's eye fucking me and buying me more beer
>get even more drunk
>initiate flirting mode
>I don't even remember what I told her
>suddenly I'm with her outside
>my arms aren't long enough to reach all the way around her massive lard body
>heavy kissing for 10min
>she goes home, doesn't want me to come with her (thank god for that)
>go home myself
>next morning, wake up and realize what I did
>"I sure hope nobody saw that"
>get on bike and drive to friend
>as soon as they see me coming, they all start pointing and laughing
>"holy shit she was so fat you couldn't even reach your arms around her"
>feel disgusted by my own actions

and that anons, is the last time I got really shitfaced drunk. Never doing that again, the shame is real even after 10yrs

I tried setting up a new date but she played too hard to get, so I just let it slide. Her loss right? I did borrow her bike that night and didn't return it until months later, so there's that.

That sucks man. Bike's cool I guess lol. As long as you're still getting it in with someone, man.

YES

>19 yr old me
>love to drink underage at the club
>imsocool.avi
>get wicked ear infection that requires weeks of ear drops
>out at the club finally hitting it off with hottie 2.0 I'd been trying to get with
>"let's go back to your place user"
>fuck yeah
>getting hot and heavy on the couch
>Hottie 2.0 makes their way over to suck and tongue my ear
>too drunk forgot about disgusting ear infection and ear drops
>mfw hottie 2.0 starts gagging from the horrible taste of my ear
>mfw hottie 2.0 actually starts throwing up from my ear taste
>mfw hottie 2.0 never looked at me or talked to me again

don't worry man, I'm always on the lookout for new grills. Plenty of fish in the sea. And I won't making the same mistake again. Sometimes it's better to make a move too soon than too late, that's what I learnt that night.

Ugh, I know that shame all too well user....sorry Sup Forumsro

>rape

well she did drug me into submission in a sense

let's hear it

haha wow

You got sexually abused you idiot.

lel no. I put myself in a vulnerable position and got taken advantage of. But in the end it was my own responsibility

inb4 victim blaming

Yea i agree. But a 50 year old giving a teen drink.... wtf dude

can't blame her really. But if it were a 50yr old man and a 17yr old grill it would be something else I guess. In a sense I'm not mad tho, since I never get too drunk anymore. Now I'm the "responsible one" during nights out, the guy who gets water for friends who are dying of thirst, ice for the bruises they got. It's better this way, I'm sure