Demos thread

demos thread

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LIT

demos is ghey

...

i'll be ghey 4 u

The amount of shaft Faggot can take in inches is higher than his IQ

That's basically what it is, but you have a sense of accomplishment from doing it

In 10 years, all data entry jobs will come with unlockable achievements that give no realistic benefit, but work efficiency will triple

It is rather infuriating

trying to decide whether i want to play zelda or recap my osomatsy folder

real world achievements would probably improve my daily routine a lot

i downloaded the top five best habit tracker apps and every single one only lets you track 3 habits unless you give them literally all of your money

I'm gonna go for a drive, I'll see y'all in about half an hour

Habit RPG

which Zelda?

>Offers In-App Purchases
i'm skeptical

do you really need an app for that? like isn't that what a planner or a calendar is for

it's the gamification aspect of it

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My autism is killing me with this shit non-accurate history presentation in the E3 presentation for EA

its neat, thats it really

link between worlds

that's pretty cool, first time i've heard of it. i don't think it would really work though, how long have you been doing it and have you seen results?

i use duolingo to keep up my spanish. daily goals and xp and stuff. it's fun.

i plan to start learning italian through it.

good game, you should play it

what if you have a job? wouldn't having a bunch of habits/tasks then become really burdensome?

i've already played it, i started a new file on hero mode while i was in the car this morning.

habits/tasks like flossing every day?

i mean it shouldn't

i'm thinking more like exercise, taking care of pets, maybe reading or researching. more practical sort of things
i guess i don't know enough about this to get a good idea of the tasks

What's the best thing to eat after not eating anything all day?

are we watching things tonight

pizza

chili with cheese and scrambled eggs

whats hero mode?

pot pie

i'd love to
i've been meaning to ask more but i'm shy

enemies are 2x more powerful, dungeons get harder. it's a bitch.

I'll settle for basmati, I think

excellent
don't be shy, that's my job

Brutal m8, that sounds like fun though, what makes the dungeons more difficult though?

That and tuna go well together

i dont have work until 3 tomorrow so i'm good whenever. what time did you plan on going to bed tonight?
and don't be shy i fucking hate it

uhh i dunno. i havent even made it to the first one

I'm fine without tuna

2 or earlier depending on how tired i am
i'm only really looking to watch one of each show like usual

ok

why havent you got good yet then?

just rice then?

sounds good
i wanna voice chat sometime this summer

actually let me rephrase, shyness is just confusing

BECAUSE I'M A SHIT

i will call you next time i go on a bike ride

deal
hopefully i won't be at work

A what thread?

Yeah, with some butter and spices.

god damn scrolling down this thread and it's all matsu

Life is suffering

de-mos thread

...

My God what have you done?

well stop, atleast you are not as bad as I am.

I have to actually beat Link to the Past

no protein?

I didnt ask for this

i made a thread
a good thread.

i haven't even sat down and properly played that game yet.

There is some amount of protein in rice. Not a lot, but still some.

i know what has a lot of protein in it

Human flesh.

cum
it's cum

yeah it is cum actually
get yourself some cummies

its almost literally the same game, I just never have the patience to sit down and play the whole thing

you need meat with carbs

yeah i know it's the same, i just don't like playing games like this alone or on emulator

Well what do you suggest? It's 11 PM and I'm not gonna go out to get meat from some 24/7

para have some nuts
any sort of nuts

you dont like playing single player games alone?

wat

nigga please, i dont know whats in your fridge/pantry

Let me just have my rice

yeah, i like having someone around to enjoy the experience with. either sitting with me or over skype or something.

Play Silent Hill 2 and come to the depressing realisation that you would have done what James did too. YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT TOO.

i don't like the spooky games

I knew you'd say that and continue to disappoint me.

SH2 is great, but I still love the first one the most.

they just don't meet my standards

thats cool, more ironic than anything else lol

The Matsu obsession shows you have no standards. Stop trying to cover for your extreme cowardice.

Haven't played the first one.

it's just how i roll bb

It's probably a bit dated by now

It all makes sense, you ironically post anime that you ironically obsess over.

i could post some of my other obsessions but matsu annoys you the most so

...

It doesn't annoy me, it makes me feel pity for you. I think we need to organise an intervention for you.

So is SH2. By the looks of it I would not be as fond of SH1 though based on the monster designs and the story/characters.

i think you need to man up and actually watch a fucking episode with your fucking boyfriend you fucking fuck.

okay explain all of that for me

BRUH

FUCK!

Calm down pumpkin.
I can't watch stuff with him. He distracts me.

Also kaldis is saying nobody can genuinely like Matsu so your obsession must be ironic.

not true
eisen likes matsu

everything you do is ironic

see

I reckon he doesn't know you think he does unironically.

This.
He hates me ironically. He knows his affection would seem too saccharine for threads.

I would agree, youre to nice to hate and probably just takes jabs at you to spice things up

i, jesse eisenberg, unironically pledge my eternal support and love for matsus

Chet, youre in IT are you not?

doomooos

why does choro look sad in that gif

cause ichi is kicking his back I guess

maybe he's in pain cus ichi's doing a bad job

hi groden

No and I am pretty ignorant regarding computers.

kara is such a cute

Chet is a man of science, with the ability to sway reactionary and fearful minds toward the truth.

also i hate chet because chet is a fucking asshole douchenugget cuck who hates fun ironically because he has fun hating me.

Well fuck

and I want that dogge's hat

you are being ironic again arent you?

oso the cutest

it's all up to interpretation.

What is pocky and why does it look like chalk half-covered with chocolate?

Must be a latent power I have yet to discover.

It's true that I do hate fun. I prefer guilt and melancholic introspection.

hi demos
how r u?

Btw don't work yourself up so much. We don't want you hurting yourself like you did during your previous tirade.

Don't be rude too. Those are mean things to say.

Pocky /ˈpɒki/ is a Japanese snack food produced by Ezaki Glico. Pocky was first sold in 1966, and consists of chocolate-coated biscuit sticks. It was named after the Japanese onomatopoetic word pokkin.

i'm good
got back from vacation in today

Pocky is alright

I made it sound a bit too idealistic

i'm not even trying dude, i could do WAAAY worse and make you cry like a baby.

i'm being as rude as you are to me on a daily basis. I think I have PTSD now from all the emotional damage you've done to me.

Write my C.V. for me.

You wouldn't allow yourself to even if you could.

I am always kind to you, stop being silly. Now how about you get yourself a glass of hot milk, get nice and snug, and I'll tell you a bed time story over Skype with my refined British voice.

i'll do it for the bedtime story
even tho it's nowhere near my bedtime

>Write my C.V. for me.

Name: Chet
Age: Too Young

Experience: None

Education: Lacking

Skills: Procrastination and masturbation

Listen mister, it's late and I'm telling you it's bed time.