GREENTEXT THREAD FAGGOTS. POST EM

GREENTEXT THREAD FAGGOTS. POST EM

This one happened about a week and a half ago.

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bump

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classic

Am i the only one posting here?

I'm fucked Sup Forums
>I'm a faggot but I'm married
>Tell my wife I have a night shift
>"I thought you had that day off"
>Sorry babe.jpg
>Go to local gay bar.
>Grinding on other dudes on the dance floor
>shitsCash.jpg
>Suddenly bang bang bang
>Everyone's screaming
>I'm on the ground, cant move
>I'm pulled outside
>Pass out
>Wake up this AM in hospital
>I was shot twice in the ass
>god I hate Orlando
How to lie to wife, Sup Forums?

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post pics

Reminds me of another greentext. Thought i had it saved somewhere but i can't find it

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well seing as this thread hasn't 404'd yet i might aswell dump some more

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not really reading any of these just hope they're good

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somebody bump this fucking thread if you want more

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Bumping this shit

the short ones are always best

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hope these are any good because i'm not reading any of them

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