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most wonderful time of the year edition

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anime

...

Benchmark
Only Slade surpasses
youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

FUCK anime 2bh

>Christmas is in 2 days
fucking hell lads

>taking less than 5 a-levels
>not going to oxbridge, LSE, or imperial

morning lads

list of things i've done in my life:

>got shot in the knee
>was in an amateur porn video
>my uncle stabbed someone and their intestines fell out
>i'm the biggest distributor of weed in my city
>shot a guy with a bow and arrow
>found 2 guns on a beach
>wrote a country song that played on the radio
>best beer pong player in my city

wish I was smart and went to a good uni like Imperial.

Real talk for a moment:

How....'are' you?

youtube.com/watch?v=qVF6cO6_dF8

it's in 3 lad

I'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN TO KNOW YOU

ALL I CAN SAY

IS WON'T YOU STAY

JUST ONE MORE DAY?

i don't want to get BETTER i want to be DIFFERENT

>this queer bitch is so angry he posted once in the old thread and once in the new thread

really hope he doesn't wake up his 5 chinese room mates, afterall they have a long day of sucking each other off in a kensington bar bathroom tomorrow

500 mg of diphenhydramine straight down the gullet

>get called a stalker
>manage to trace the accusation back to some lad I've never heard of
>look him up out of curiousity
>he's dating my ex

apparently admitting I dated a girl is stalking
very interesting

>when you look at his transcript and it says "UCL"

STAY NOW STAY NOW

Just bought this book
Excited to crack it open and give it a read

BABY IF YOU'VE GOT TO GO AWAY

What's /brit/'s opinion on sniping on eBay? Did one and feel bad about winning it, gotta a great deal though ngl

you guys go so fast

If you think about it polytheism makes more sense than monotheism. Multiple equal forces fighting for control explains our flawed universe rather than a single God who just doesn't give a fuck.

woke up at half 6, might as well stay up now since i probably won't get any christmas shit bought otherwise
my moods are kind of cyclic but i'm alright at the moment
you?

BABY IF YOU'VE GOT TO GO AWAY

DON'T THINK I COULD TAKE THE PAIN

WON'T YOU STAY ANOTHER DAY?

mate of mine's sister had a guinea pig called clementine once

no try again mate
>he will defend going to a shitty rank obsessed uni with psychopathic ex private school twats and isolatory chinese mongs where professors ignore all his shitty whining because he was too severely disabled to clear 90% in his a-levels

embarrassing

Richard Gere had one of those up his arse and had to go to the emergency room to get it extricated

OH DONT LEAVE ME ALONE LIKE THIS

DONT YOU SAY IT'S THE FINAL KISS

WON'T YOU STAY ANOTHER DAY?

>>my uncle stabbed someone and their intestines fell out
that's all well and good but that wasn't really YOU now was it

fuck i thought of this same quote when i read that

I TOUCH YOUR FACE WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING

AND HOLD YOUR HAND

DONT UNDERSTAND

WHAT'S GOING ON

wonder if egypt had just slaughtered the jews like they should have would we have ever had christianity or islam?

mate you go to a worse uni and you're pissed about it

it is ok and in fact perfectly normal for inferiorities like you to go through this experience

>someone on /brit/ the other day called me a fag for liking anime
>use my influence to obtain his IP address and eventually his name and details
>trace it back to his house
>knock on his door
>a short woman wrapped in a blanket answers
>looks too old to be his mother
>inform her that there has been a very naughty young lad talking shit about japanese animation online
>she promises to take away his internet privileges if I don't tell the police
I agreed.

Wont be seeing that little runt around here any time soon.

>depends on how you answer them
>doenst answer them

me too haha

GOOD TIMES WE HAD RETURN TO HAUNT ME

THOUGH IT'S FOR YOU

ALL I DO

SEEMS TO BE WRONG

lads if evolution is real why didn't other apes develop intelligence like us if intelligence is the most important trait for life

really makes me think

how badly will the shopkeeper judge me for turning up at 7am and buying booze

wow plz be slow

>if intelligence is the most important trait for life
by who's standards and why

nonce

it seems absolutely mental that the nazis and that were only 50 years ago, feels like they're from another age

STAY NOW STAY NOW

BABY IF YOU'VE GOT TO GO AWAY

STAY NOW STAY NOW

DONT THINK I COULD TAKE THE PAIN

STAY NOW STAY NOW

WON'T YOU STAY ANOTHER DAY?

Apes are to smart for the civilization and technology memes

read Ishmael

>intelligence is the most important trait for life
explain why chad succeeds where so many autistic yet smart people fail?

pack it in

imagine being german

>50 years ago,
80 years ago

lel m8 lined up a 36k starting job at a bank and shit while you're creaming yourself at the prospect of your memeperial degree

laughing at you

STAY NOW STAY NOW

OH DONT LEAVE ME ALONE LIKE THIS

STAY NOW STAY NOW

DONT YOU SAY IT'S THE FINAL KISS

STAY NOW STAY NOE

WON'T YOU STAY ANOTHER DAY?

We eradicated the competition and assimilated the neanderthal grills.
Where they were available.

youtube.com/watch?v=6iaxDxHUWP8

I've got a 45k job lined up at newton consulting you mug

enjoy working 6 years to reach my starting salary lad

Unironically want the mexicANO to fuck and marry my sister so I can have little half white nieces and nephews

baby i'm just gonna shake shake shake shake shake
shake it off
shake it off

Til is a lad.

why are germans the best engineers in europe

The Huns?

Not a fan.

might go to work haha

Roughly how many hours per day do you spend on /brit/?
Furthermore, how many Posts Per Day (PPD) would you say you do?

gwan get some calamari and chips

right i'm taking requests

what chrimbo cracker shall i croon next

by darwin, the man who theorized evolution

made me think

"chads" are only succesful until they're arund 18 years old, then they become drug addicted working class twats

i'm talking about apes like gorillas and orangutans

Literally drooling on the thought of getting a rohde and scwarz spectrum analyser rn

>scwarz
*Schwarz ofc

fish seem to be doing rather well in life when we aren't hunting them
and they aren't particularly intelligent

dubs and the queen dies on Christmas this year

>buying a spectrum analyser instead of a DSO and just typing fft in matlab

germans got BTFO in ww1.....and later got BTFO in ww2

superb post

bad post

Took 6x the recommended dose of these sleeping pills
Will be documenting the effects

>45k
>Newton consulting
>45k

you're laughing mate that's utter shite you cannot embarrass yourself like this you need to stop

If you accept you're Anglo you're a Hun.
Mind fuck I know
House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha too. Windsor

britain always win

>DSO and just typing fft in matlab
BRAH... BRAH.... You doing it all wrong. I don't even... BRAH

Vodka at 7am? Sorry, no.

they get hunted by other animals because they're dumb lad

>"chads" are only succesful until they're arund 18 years old, then they become drug addicted working class twats
t. 17 year old told this so he won't kill himself yet

>being angry because newton didn't bother turning up at your careers fair

Anyone that flees Germany is not German in my book

the "chads" i know are all working as carpenters or other labour jobs

20 lambert and a twix then you brown individual

Wonder if my Rigol can interface with MATLAB

so all them pakis are british along with all your Syrian refugees

hey pssst

they came and after 5 minutes talking to the toff twat at the stand I still don't know what these fuckers do for a job all day

>why yes son, I did give 30 years of my pathetic life to some shitty consultancy job I can't explain

adopted son that is in a homopartnership

cornetto

>you're Anglo you're a Hun.
Anglos are to Germans what Humans are to Chimps

what about this
nypost.com/2015/06/07/chilling-photo-captures-womans-final-moments-before-fatal-lion-attack/

The rule isn't universal, the paddies that fled Ireland are still paddies

Brit know how fucked they are. They don't need a random Irishman pointing and laughing.

wow thsi really chilled my almonds

I'm alri. How's it foing?

it's pretty clear what they (we) do, maybe you were too much of a mong to understand

not surprised they didn't invite you to the lecture or aptitude tests

really getting sick of this so-called "Islamic" "State" to be honest lads