/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 47
Nights since last BNM: 11

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Lil Wayne BTFO by Black Lives Matters
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, A Tribe Called Quest, Japandroids, The xx, John Cale, Foxygen, and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever and for always.

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This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Jessica Hopper, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, MTV News, Pitchfork, et al.

Speak for yourself

fuck p4k

>tfw u will never be an influential cog in the corporate pop music zeitgeist

when's the last time the real p4k shill was here? was he ever even real? are we all p4k shill?

Isn't the OP him?

I can see the lines, open shutters, and the leaves flocked on a grid
That's what they made my hero say
But nothing gets me off so completely than when you put it down ten feet down in the ground
Call and response, negative hope

Pavement blows

what's everyone listening to?

What's everyone listening to?

no, my friend.

youtube.com/watch?v=ebVkCZ0Ei9Q

Real shill?

...

ALICIA KEYS BNM COMING

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Jim James 7.9 by Ryan Leas
A$AP Mob 7.1 by Matthew Strauss
Lou Barlow 6.5 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
Mannequin Pussy 7.6 by Raymond Cummings

no reviews tonight bc the holiday

literally who

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Jim James - Eternally Even: 7.9
A$AP Mob - Cozy Tapes Vol. 1: Friends-: 7.1
Lou Barlow - Apocalypse Fetish: 6.5
Mannequin Pussy - Romantic: 7.6

>hurr durr don't you mean literally what
>surely you know dinosaur jr and my morning jacket
>hurr

Eternally Even by Jim James is good desu. give it a spin.