Getting married in about a week. None of my buddies planned me a bachelor party. I'm not a total autist, I have friends...

Getting married in about a week. None of my buddies planned me a bachelor party. I'm not a total autist, I have friends. In fact, I have 7 friends going to my wedding, plus 3 brothers. It pisses me off. Pic not related.

Pic has more potential value than thread, kill self. Problem solved, you basically are by getting married anyway.

Where you at? I'll throw you one if you are in the Bay Area.

I'm not. My dad offered to throw me one, but my relationship with him is tenuous at best, and knowing him, it would've ended in disaster. So I said no, hoping that one of friends/siblings would step up instead. They never did.

Is it fair to feel upset? Is this just a perk that's nice to get, but you shouldn't expect? Do I need to do some serious personal evaluation of myself and my relationships, or chalk it up to shit happens?

Fortunately, I'm the first getting married out of the group, so I can always get them back later if I want to petty about it. One of them even asked me to be his best man at his wedding which is supposed to take place sometime in the next year. I was going to plan him a party, but now I feel like intentionally dropping the ball.

Who gives a fuck. It is just a bachelor party. Go to a strip club, have some naked bitches dance on you, and you get the same experience. Shit is over rated. Or, you know, save that money and use it for something worthwhile.

You're too hung up on the tradition surrounding a bachelor party. I'm getting married next year and I'm not going to have one. I don't feel like I need it and if I wanted to party I wouldnt be getting married in the first place. Just gonna chill with friends and grill.

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naked bitches dancing is essentially the gist of it anyways, do what this guy said

First post, best post.

thanks user

throw yourself a fucking party. the erotic review dot com is your friend.

>Go to a strip club, have some naked bitches dance on you
Then his fiancee leaves him for cheating on her, great idea!

You act as if his fiancee wont be eye-to-dick with some stripper at her bachelorette party.

see

My fiancee doesn't give a fuck about strippers. I've been to the strip club many a time throughout our relationship. That isn't the point. She's chill as fuck and has gone to a lot of fucked up crazy parties with me.

It's more like I feel disrespected, or like no one gives a shit about me to bother to put in the effort to organize something. That's what pisses me off.

But user's right. I'm just being butthurt about it. No big deal.

So just because she's cheating too, that makes it okay and won't make her break up with him.

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Then your fiancee is either a cuck or cheating on you too. You should probably cancel the wedding asap.

That is a bachelor party last I checked. If fear of the future wife is of importance, take the future wife to the strip club. Done.

They are strippers, not prostitutes.

you're better going to strip clubs by yourself, no witnesses is better. I mean, you have the right to fool your soon to be wife, but they don't, and it feels terrible to see them fooling your gf/wife

If you're in a relationship, why would you go to a strip club in the first place? That's like claiming to be permanently sober, then go to a bar. Or claiming to be celibate and go to a brothel.

Source or moar of those tits because they are unreal!!!

Instead of using that money on a bachelor party, just travel.

It's still cheating, you moron. Women with little to no clothing are dancing and rubbing up against you that aren't your SO, if you don't think that's cheating, you're a retarded cuck.

1. Unless it's a destination bachelor party with high costs (ie, trip to Vegas) the groom doesn't pay for anything.

2. You don't need strippers or to go to a strip club to have a bachelor party. It could be anything. It could be a steak dinner, a LAN party, an evening bar hopping, a trip to a baseball game, casino, whatever.

>you're a cuck if women other than your so grind on you

Okay pal

YO OP! That's sposed to b the best man's responsibility. I'd be bitchn his ass out for Not throwing you a party.

Get a new best man

played golf for mine..got really drunk as well

Why the fuck are you asking me that when OP is complaining about his friends not throwing him a bachelor party? My comment has to do with someone that wants a bachelor party, which usually involves naked bitches.

Dude I'm getting married tomorrow I had no party I took a tramadol and a bath and am going to play videogames until about 3 am bachelor parties are gay and your gay for being a whiney bitch

kek, stay cucked if that makes you feel better, you pathetic faggot.

This guy is mad his wedding is only gonna have close family cause he's a friendless loser. Bet his best man is his dad.

Please don't use words in the wrong context, it's embarrassing

>7 friends going to a wedding
>not an autist

Oh sorry, you said not a total autist. Carry on.

It's in the right context though. You can't even recognize blatant cheating, so what makes you think your SO wouldn't cheat on you? Fucking cuck.

This. Fire your homo best man

>I have 7 friends going to my wedding, plus 3 brothers. It pisses me off.
How you even got a fiancee in the first place being this autistic is a mystery to me.

It's a small wedding. Like 70 people. I only invited my closest friends. If it was a 150 person wedding, I would've invited twice as many.

That's because OP's story is obviously fake.

>be me, getting married Sunday
>buddies throw bachelor party on Thursday - we're doin' a long weekend
>bar hopping & strip clubs with stupid shit at each
>get into fight with spics in the parking lot of the Brass Rail in SJ 'cause we're hammered; get away with a few scrapes
>head back to the casa, one buddy nailed for DUI (minor friend, so not too bad)
>set up hidden camera to film stripper
>stripper arrives with 400lb Samoan bodyguard at 3am
>stripper turns out to be a hooker too, drops my pants and continues grinding lap dance
>ohshitthisinontape.jpg
>buddies get rowdy with stripper, mass sumo match ensues
>stripper spots camera, freaks out and starts screaming
>King Kong and Faye Rae bail, cops arrive, no further arrests
>find camera, erase marriage-killing footage
>puke for an hour, pass out

Was not fully recovered even by Sunday. Learned I'm probably not susceptible to an alcohol poisoning death.

Enjoy your divorce in 10 years and lose half your shit cuck.

>spot the female
lmao

you seem mad friend, unhappy that someone else can get a girl but not you

Nope. We're eloping so like three people know. Neither of us make a big deal out of it because in the end weddings don't mean anything. Nothing changes its just a bullshit thing for the government. We're only doing it because I have good insurance.

No no no they are prostitutes you just have to have enough money

that's fucked up bro, your group of friends should have stepped up and done something. Your friends are slags.
Oh, and your are stupid for getting married (take it from a married-fag)

That doesn't mean you don't fuck them. Ever played GTA 5, faggot?

I think the bachelor party is technically the best man's job. did you ask someone to be your best man? also, how old are your friends?

I agree, OP. you need to let your best man know that he fucked up.

waddup homie 408r let's burn one

are you really basing your life around vidya games, poor autist virgin user, don't worry i'm sure someone will take pity on you, or not, i don't really care

>taking an obvious joke seriously

My best man is my brother. The problem is he's underage and, even worse, he's partially mentally disabled. He's functional, but, to the point where planning a party is beyond is capabilities.

I suppose I fucked up and could've picked someone else if this was important to me. But I thought it was proper to include him.

Maybe they aren't throwing one because they don't know how to throw one, since you are the first of the group to be married.

If they aren't going to do it, then nudge them and take the initiative.

rofl shut your neck beard ass up. you either have never had a real girlfriend, or are being cucked. girls dont give a fuck if you go to the strip club homo

dude, youre embarrassing yourself, you clearly dont understand how the real world works

Keep your bro as best man. That shit is a hella lot more important than a fucking bachelor party.

Don't sweat the timing. Arrange your own party after the honeymoon, have a buddy help. Include your bro. Bonfire and dirty movies at the beach. Whatever. Don't matter.

Almost all bachelor parties suck dick anyways. Like a wedding shower with more booze and less pussy.

No, you don't since you let Tyrone fuck your gf like the cuck you are.

How I'm a neckbread for refusing to be a cuck? Retard.