I once turned down a blowjob in exchange for a nerf gun AMA

I once turned down a blowjob in exchange for a nerf gun AMA

What nerf gun? Was it actual nerf ot knock off brand?

Are you my dad?

You did the right thing.

Asking the real questions here.

Nerf n strike my nigga

Was the person offering it a man?

8/10 grill

wise choice.

Why'd you turn it down?

You've literally sucked hundreds for nothing. Why not take the nerf gun?

So he could get the Nerf gun.

its nerf or fucking nothing faggots

How did that go down?
>Hey I'll give you a nerf gun if you don't accept a blowjob from me
Do you want a blowjob?
k, here's your nerf gun.

A blowjob gives you an average if 8 seconds of pleasure. That Nerf gun is something you have for FAR longer than that. If you trade that for a cent every hour, it is still eventually a better trade than a high-class hooker ("escort"). Good trade.

Eight seconds? Seriously?

It was a college raffle thing and people we're wasted. I won the nerf gun and I was fucking stoked. 8/10 walks over and says she'll suck me off for it and i whisper back "nerf or nothing"

Kek

legendary

Which one?

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WORTH
You made the right choice

Oh shit nigga. Doesn't hold a candle to the mega bullet guns, but that's some good stuff right there.