So I jerked off for about an hour on omegle last night /b
Don't really know why I did it, I've never been much of an exhibisionist or such but it seemed like a good idea at the time and was somewhat fun. Kinda tempted to do it again tonight but put off by the lack of legit females and amount of dick you have to click past.
Anyone have any success stories on omegle?
also, omegle porn thread
Not Omegle but something similar.
>be me
>16
>on tinychat nsfw when it existed
>get random message from someone named something along cuteparker
>think its a faggot so i ignore
>end up messaging back because why not
>we exchange skype names
>open webcam and its a 7/10 chick
>i whip dick out and start stroking
>she starts fingering and dildoing her snatch
>bust
>go to sleep
>never saw her again
i have screenshots somehwere
post screenshots
Pics or it didn't happen faggot
skype convo
often get Omegle wins, if you sit on cam with your cock out 100% of the time you will get a ban soon, just switch cam off and next until you get a chick.
still looking for the screenshots hold up
Awesome, she looks like a 6,5 from the thumbnail but i'll round it up for ya.
she was a 7 to 16 year old me
only problem is you sit through at least 50 clicks until you see a chick... who also will skip you when she sees a dick
What interests get chicks?
I got a bunch of my wins. i can post if u want?
The well has run dry recently for me but thankfully I've got a shitload of girls previously added on Skype to keep me going.
Usually I just show my face to start off with and then try and move the conversation to Fucking etc and then getting them naked.
If you can find girls with low self confidence that always helps.
anime
minecraft
WoW
anonymous
:^)
shit dude my captcha was tea now i gotta make some
yeh, well don't pay any fucking attention until a chick comes along, get some porn on the go, Omegle window on the side and wait.
Most girls will next at the sight of a cock, but SOME won't.
Tumbr, animals, clothing, fashion, ;) , leasure
only found one
I don't think that's the right approach. You have to convey a girl these few things:
1. that you have purpose (you know what you're doing and where you're going)
2. That you can and are expected to lead the interactions of the date. (Hold her hand, unexpectedly take her places, you take action basically).
3. That you believe in your principles of life so well that you are judging her based on your standards, not the other way around (this doesn't mean that you should judge her like a dick, but that you have standards and are seeing that if she meets them).
4. That you don't put her on a pedestal. This conveys that you may have more girls lined up, or that you're not easy to get.
5. You can make her feel emotionally comfortable (from making her laugh, to knowing when to begin physical contact, you hate to know how to read her).
6. That you're outcome independent. You have to convey that if the date goes wrong it doesn't affect you at all. That your well being rests on a deep sense of who you are rather than the outcome of your interaction with her.
Continue to reevaluate, my friend, and be honest and prepare for hard truths. It's the only way to progress.
I used to get wins on omegle ALL the time back when it (and chatroulette) was more widely used. These days it seems like it's 99% dicks, ads, or bait.
I used to enjoy the hunt because I knew that patience would pay off, but now it's not even worth the effort IMO
That's a fucking 8 for the body. Pussy makes the difference tho, I hate ugly pussies.
heres a funny one
or you could just flash your dick and watch as bitches get shocked or horny.
Anyone know a site to do this stuff specificaly for fap?
Yeah, just fuckin hold that bitch's hand on omegle. Shitty copypasta
fucking hell, what's the point of showing that to anyone?
or wait, is that a child?
Holy fuck son
Me
what site is this?
Nigger, all you need is the of the following and you're good to go:
Big dick
Nice face
Abs
Any combo of two of these will get you at least a win per hour, maybe more. Depends on the bitches in the end.
Me 1
i used to do this a lot when i was under 18...
>find some random "cute" teen boy on instagram
>save a bunch of his pics
>create kik profile using those pics
>join kik chatrooms and post dumb teen shit that would get responses
>or i would message every girl i saw
>get n00dz
Me 2
nope, fucking adult
this is what i get for being a horny fuck looking for bitches on omegle
Me 3
reeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Me 4
Me 5
I found a loving Filipina gf on Omegle
what would net a bigger chance of getting wins? Just keeping my semi- erect (average sized) dick out and hoping a girl gets horny when she sees it, or keeping in briefs and then talking, then teasing her with it?
just go unmonitored chat
neither, got to have either a big dick, nice face, or abs
>be me, 16
>go on omegle text because too insecure to go on video
>put tumblr on my interest to get more underaged girls
>create some bullshit story about me wanting advice on how to deal with girls
>9/16 strangers are girls actually, I get some wins, nothing visual though
>do this for about 2 days
>on the third day I start my ritual all over again, omegle finds a stranger also interested in tumblr
>hi my name is user, I kinda need some advice, mind helping me a bit?
>sure user, I'm Sara, how can I help you?
>chat for 2 hours, I try turning the conversation into something more sexy the whole time but she won't give in, interestingly enough she didn't disconnect
>we decide to keep contact, so I giver her my twitter because that's the only social media we both have
>me and sara chat on twitter DM for about a week before deciding to move on to snapchat
>it has been 2 years now, and we're still talking, now we make calls throu WhatsApp, I kinda wanna move to the USA and meet her.
got her within one minute on unmonitored
wow user, that's a lot of wins indeed, how do you get so many? Are you just naturally charming?
How do u go unmonitered
christmas lights kids UNITE
button under video on the homepage
How to make your dick seem bigger on cam?
Ome
fisheye
Ive never done this, guess I'm pretty old for this sort of shit. But always been curious. How good looking/10 do you need to be to get grills interested on these video chat sites? That is, without more than 5 mins of small talk BS before just getting down to some mutual fapping?
Also, is it cheating if ur married? More importantly, do grills think its cheating?
Not cheating since porn would be cheating too then,
Also id say 6.3/10 atleast since ive seen fatfucks get wins with a 4inch dick
Isn't omegle where people go to trick young girls into showing their tits though
Im not sure tbh man id say a lot of it is the persistence to trawl through all the dicks. And then start the conversation normally but after a minite or so just straiht up ask to see them tits and be confident about it. I once had two 9/10 girls from texas topless but i was to busy smashing my dick off to take a screen shot haha. Im also british so maybe the accent helps too.
Yes, very much.
its never cheating if noone knows :^)
if you look like a slob shit with your dick out you are gonna get next'd.
tbh i never did the whole jerk-roulette shit.
id just start up a conversation with the normal girls on there.
now i know girls from all over the world. and those are the most satisfying nudes to get.
cheap thrills have never amused me.
Fuck yh bro
Thats me done i have a few more wins but posted enough i think
hahahaha
faces of Sup Forums
any wins from tonight?
>cheap thrills have never amused me.
the best way to get wins from this is to start a normal conversation, ask her about herself and then have a way to switch the conversational to some aspect of sex in some way without it being creepy (because no girl really likes that unless they're already horny) then you can bring the topic of masturbation into the mix, and then say something like I don't know, "I'm not trying to assume you masturbate though" or whatever. If she's down she will pick up on these hints and bite, if she's not down she'll be pissed at you and next or just put up a wall. With those types of girls you should just skip straight away, they wont bite or they aren't into you.
thats gold.i am screenshotting for the next generations
Qt
:)
its even simpler than that
start a normal conversation
move it towards boyfriends and virginity
if you get to that point youre basically in
What state you from?
Pretty sure my wife would think its cheating since ur interacting with a person on the other end. But i agree with you. No touch, no cheat.
You forgot:
>get v& for receiving child porn
OC with geo loc attached
>Thanks, you'll be talking to me next
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lol it literally takes like 5 seconds to wipe EXIF