/brit/

machinist edition

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/channel/UCDmCBKaKOtOrEqgsL4-3C8Q
youtube.com/user/DominoDiaeresis
youtube.com/channel/UCT7HRAJpMNjGuWMh9ZUxFLg
instagram.com/avesthom/
youtube.com/watch?v=TJRaLnLDMWg
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38401857
youtube.com/watch?v=bi_mSrvy52Q
youtube.com/watch?v=MZ35SOU9HTM
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

cara

need a mummy gf with engorged tits desu lads

paid £90 for a chubby milf escort to rosebud her arsehole in my face for 30 minutes last night

A racist, christian, neurotypical, fat shaming professor and member of National Front was teaching a class on Nigel Farage, known Holocaust denier. ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Nigel Farage and accept he is the greatest hero Britain has ever had. Even greater than Churchill himself!! At this moment, a brave, homosexual, transgender Labour champion who placed on the autism spectrum and understood the necessity of big government and fully supported all decisions made by Tony Blair stood up. ”What is the difference between a group of Romanians and a group of Germans living next to you?” The arrogant professor smirked quite Hitlery and smugly replied “You know the difference, Romanians statistically commit more crime.” ”Well statistically Germans commit more GENOCIDE and I'd rather have my things stolen than be genocided” The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Mein Kampf. He stormed out of the room crying those Nationalist crocodile tears. The same tears Nationalists cry for the "dying" white race even though they make up 8% of the worlds population. He wished so much that he could end his life via doctor assisted suicide but he himself had campaigned against it! The students applauded and all registered Labour that day and accepted Ed Miliband as their lord and savior. A pigeon named “Welfare Dependency” flew into the room and perched atop the communist flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Red Flag was sung several times, and Ed Miliband himself showed up and enacted an 80% tax on the rich. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He later died in prison after being rightfully arrested for hate speech.

Don't reply to this post, reply to my next one instead

Like this?

gagging for fanny lads
might give it a go on NYE

*snap*

good post

good post

My catalogue of trannies
Blaire White (Yank?)
youtube.com/channel/UCDmCBKaKOtOrEqgsL4-3C8Q

Theryn Meyer (Leaf)
youtube.com/user/DominoDiaeresis

Ava Thompson-Powell (Br*t)
youtube.com/channel/UCT7HRAJpMNjGuWMh9ZUxFLg
instagram.com/avesthom/

youtube.com/watch?v=TJRaLnLDMWg

Ok you can reply now

Just like that.

it's behind the domestos

going to do a touch of my willy i think

not bent but I'd let a pretty lad suck my willy
just a domination thing

cheers lad

good post

stop thinking with your willies

>instagram.com/avesthom/

That Brit is a very good tranny

I love you, Ireland!

Prince Charles is a cuck

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38401857

The leaf and the brit are cute.

Shame the brit is balding.

Found out that my local petrol station sells buckfast lads

ah yes the autism alignment

on NYE i put a goonbag in my backpack and wander the streets
had some pretty good times wandering around drunk on the weekends desu
met a long hair hippie dude who asked me for a light
met some bald guy with tattoos who was like "happy new year mate be safe ok"
met some nz lad who i gave a drink of goon
met some young lads who said "im gonna hook you up tonight mate" and i went on a rant about tfwnogf
sat outside the only nightclub in town and watched two lads argue for 30 minutes about some girl then HEEM the shit out of each other
shall be getting very drunk this nye tbf

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe you know they call it buckfast cos it gets you fucked fast hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Can't imagine looking at a nigger, paki, slant or other shitskin and thinking they're equal to us. Do liberals actually think they re just like us? Or do they just realise that they are necessary for socialism to work because it's a pyramid scheme?

>you don't want to die lad you just want the pain to stop.
yeah the pain that is life. there's no pain preventing me living a normal runtish life i just don't have the will to

>if happiness came along tommorow and you woke up energetic and smiling you wouldn't say "yeah nah still gonna kill myself, i've got a duty to do so"
well i can comfortably say it won't since it hasn't for many years, but if it did it wouldn't take long for me to think "this won't last" and go straight back to wishing a car would hit me

>i'd recommend reading philosophy 2bh, and none of that faggot neitzche either, read edward feser or some other positive thinking dude.
im not big into reading, so where do i even start with this stuff? if its all just large books that'll be a problem since i have trouble committing my attention that long to just words

What about this?

alri billy no mates think I'll be spending NYE with my friends though

Controversial opinion: land is the only thing worth owning in this life

Where do you hope to be on The Day of the Rope?

Automation will run economy after humans are gone. Massive cargo ships adrift on acidic seas delivering iPhones to empty ports for eternity.

tying a noose 'round the ol scrot

Do you guys do the "Jump Into The New Year!" thing, where you stand on the sofa, and just before the clock ticks over, you jump off the sofa, such that when you land the clock has passed into the new year?

Where are you lad I'll probably see you out there will be doing the same thing

the nose knows

No

Best ball busting post all week

With the rope around my neck baka senpai desu

no you poof

1981 and a perfect dragon. How do people fuck it up today? Easy look at this, replicate.
May have a tea

Bring on the fucking race war, I'm ready to die in battle

>visits pol once

>Do you guys do the "Jump Into The New Year!" thing, where you stand on the sofa, and just before the clock ticks over, you jump off the sofa, such that when you land the clock has passed into the new year?

i did that for the millennium

no i start kissing every qt and older women

Privyet

>not a single white straight male

They're not even hiding it anymore.

hope you break your legs you sad cunt

>it's a t-shirt and shorts on christmas morning episode
>AGAIN

FUCK GLOBAL WARMING

have been talking to a cute Dutch girl, a cute Mexican girl, a cute Austrian girl, a cute Paki girl and a cute Yank girl, all online. all very good potential gfs

massive shame i already have a cute welsh gf who wouldn't be happy if she found out I was flirting with other girls online

BROWNNN FUCKING HAIRRRRR REEEEEEEEEE

have you guys tried that new years simuljack thing where everyone in the thread jacks off leading up to new years and cums as the clock strikes midnight

ok brit, going to be walking past a TESCO EXPRESS and i hvae a £100 TESCO GIFT CARD to my name

what am i buying, thinking buying FOUR CRATES OF BEER, what else

Listening to some ol' irish choons

youtube.com/watch?v=bi_mSrvy52Q

>poleaboo on the right
>got on the cover of Nat Geo

wew

had a fight with parents
seriously considering a cheeky jump haha x

You don't dress up for Christmas? I always put on a shirt and Christmas cardie

get us a twix x

>cute welsh gf
irl?

y u doing this

nonce

Do FtMs become privileged?

interpals?

Did you mean ponce?

Do you guys do the "Crushing Loneliness Into The New Year!" thing, where you stand on your own at a NYE party, and just before the clock ticks over, you watch everyone grab their gf/girl they've been flirting with for a while, throw all caution to the wind and kiss them, such that when they stop the clock has passed into the new year and you enter another year cold and alone?

Took acid and saw the race war lads

When my mates asked I just pretended the carpet was moving and shit

> if it did it wouldn't take long for me to think "this won't last"
i know that feel all too well mate

>if its all just large books that'll be a problem
the guy i mentioned has a blog, you can find it if you search his name on google
he is a catholic, but when he's talking about philosophy he's not preachy at all, he's very good desu. that kind of stuff helped me because my depression was caused by existentialism, 'whats the point' all that horrible shit, but he makes some bretty good arguments against all that nihilistic shit
if your depression is caused by something specific then it might not help. all i can say is to try to find a noble reason to suffer
northern vic desu lad, right on the river
rude

Do not reply to this post.

scotch egg please you can have the egg just want the scotch

youtube.com/watch?v=MZ35SOU9HTM

anthem

Ah shit, I need to move their soon, do my Regional Work for the visa.

well she's alright

got a really cute shy personality and maybe a 7/10 appearance, looks too much like a basic white tumblr girl

Maybe it's just a Sydney thing, everyone does it here.

>where you stand on your own at a NYE party,
Implying I got
Fuck off normie twat

jesus didn't die for this

shan't

I have a very IMPORTANT and BIG secret to tell. You MUST reply to this.

Is Vikings worth watching?

Yeah Asian traditions are a bit fucked

no on in Sydney does this and if you reply to me again I will spark you out at Stanmore maccas

went to the toilet at midnight once to avoid this

Never watched it but the people I know that do are plebs

Thought Sydney celebrated new year in Janurary?

>visa
alri m'boko

Gets even better when you look at the article and see that the only straight man presented is black

Read 13:51

reckon australians are all gay they just hide it behind banter

The first two seasons are yeah

nice try Theresa

Nier demo has just downloaded lads, hope its good!

All me

BTW BTW BTW
YOU DO THINGS TO MY BODY

I WAS STARVING UNTIL I TASTED YOU

Bit gay.

which book

...

Got four (You)s 4u