Do you pass the toilet roll test?

do you pass the toilet roll test?

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Yes

I couldn't get my head halfway in. There's no fucking way anyone can fit in a toilet paper roll.

idk. I'll go check. I shall return shortly.

Fuck off you moron, do you think there's some universal toilet roll size? because there isnt.

Nice herpes.

i guess i have big toilet rolls....

Aren't the rolls different sizes for different brands?

yes. I can get my cock all the way through the roll.

Yes

>tfw you thought you had a big cawk

Are American ones tighter than British

Nope my pp too thin

lol

tfw I can stick it in without touching any sides and don't even have my head peeking out

>not just measuring your girth
Idiots

Only when flacid. If I harden inside one I can rip it open. I fucking love doing that too, the look on a girls face when your dick bursts a toilet roll is glorious.

I didn't pass. But nevermind. I'm a 5'6 19 y/o bottom twink anyway.

>tfw I can stick it in without touching any sides and don't even have my head peeking out

Kys

yes, i cant even get my head in.

#thickcock

Id love to watch my wife try and get your whole cock down her throat

None of you passed bc you provided no pic. How tf is a fag suppose to believe you

Nah. Everything in Great Britain is looser than America.

You're a fucking idiot and you're not fooling anyone.

You know how much pressure a toilet roll can withstand? Put both your index and middle fingers inside and try and pull it apart.

You feel how hard that is? Yeah. Fuck off

i make little KKK hoods for my fingers while i shit and then wipe my ass with them so they get all the little niglets

if that counts

the feels :( i can see about an inch length but my head nearly gets stuck

pics pls.

u srs bruh ?

I made it in with room to spare, fuck yeah.

This is like those people who take a remote control or a lighter next to their dick for size comparison on picture, as if these things have a set fucking measurement. They invented rulers and actual measurements for that, not random objects which could be any size.

You idiot that is what the post you replied to said. Amerifatcunt

My head does but not shaft

I'm half an inch smaller than my roll in circumference, so no.

your dick would have to be literal steel for that

I pass it even when i dont have boner.

kys

Lmao nope I don't even need to check I used to use those, a towel and lotion to fap with while I fuck the corner of my bed

Oh shit you're right.

i expedted it. i dont own camera sorry, but maby one day.

Did you pass the std-test?

I don't believe you then x_x

cut myself shaving homie, i always use protection

Well its easier to shave without protection. Try that once in a while.

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tinycock here

This thread isn't going to make me gay, is it?

ur*

this

It might.

shots fired.
i guess we need evidence to settle.
why doesn't the liar post a video of him doing it?

i'm with ya bro. i'm with ya.
i can't say i'm any good with my fingers or tongue either. and i'm not rich or attractive.

I'm having trouble getting it up today, but even with a semi I pass.

You can obviously, easily get that over your dick

I literally can't without shredding my dick, the head bigger than it looks.

There is in my country.
Some toilet roll holders are as thick as fits.
Every roll is the same size.
I passed.

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BIG

No, but sucking a bunch of cocks from craigslist randoms later this afternoon will.

What the fuck does it matter? 10 bucks says you would want the guy who is raping your newborn sister to have not passed the toilet roll test. Chicks dont care about size unless their vaginas are so worn out that they need a giant cock to feel anything. Also... Heil Hitler.

r8
Should I shave?
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You says love is dead.

I pass, I can my entire dick twice both in width and length

Jesus christ are all American dicks this disgusting?

Kek'd and check'd

Same

How do Indians take this test?

how'd I do?

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OP is obviously uncut, nigger

Are you for real? Clearly cut

Wouldn't fit, faggot

Dont you use toilet paper?

Ibarfed/10

Apparenly user uses a 40 year old bottle of Isopropyl alcohol to clean his bunghole. Has he not a bidet?!

No, I use my hands. Also this was a previously taken picture. I'm listing to the merchant minute right now and I can't get hard while doing that

It's around a year old actually

Too hairy?

Yes

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Do you have phimosis or something nigger? You can clearly see foreskin under the head, no scar, he's uncut fucker

Fuck you for making me stare at a dick for that long.

are you trying to convince us you bring toilet rolls to parties, take off your pants, and let the crowd gasp in awe as your hydraulic power erection rips apart your toilet roll?

just a justification for this dick lover

someone didnt pass the test

Too self conscious

good?

Lies