BANG!!!!!

>BANG!!!!!

Some niggers just broke into your house. They plan to beat you, tie you up, take your money, property and rape your female relative.

First thing your hand touches on the right is your only weapon.

How fucked are you?

Beer bottle

Could be worse

My unbreakable virginity

a stapler.

BRING IT ON M8

my head.

unless this is some sort of metaphor about outwitting them, I'm probably fucked

same
good luck in your nigger bottle fight user

An indonesian dagger could be worse

Unbent U-bolt rods...

>dead niggers

aluminium tube. I guess I could poke him

A large, unweildy houseplant.
I guess if I snuck up on them?

Face Cream

a half broken fly swatter

To scale replica of aduril flame of the west. game on

My dick. Don't know how that'll play out

I've got a 3mm T-handle driver. These niggers are dead to rights.

Godspeed

Laptop...BUT have a knife in my left already so we're cool.

15 cm army knife, bring it on

a broken ps3 controller
why

My phone

>calls police
>tell them I'm being invaded by wild niggers
>they do nothing

>I call them and told them that I just murdered a bunch of wild niggers
>SWAT TEAM

great time to be cleaning my gun

R.i.p in peace

My fucking mobile phone.

My 150 pound dog. Im good.

Your moms creampie, might scare em off.

a fork

My hand bumped into a fan.

I guess someone's getting beat with a fan.

A towel... Well fuck boi finna relive his ancestral heritage tonight!
>Whips for days

Beer bottle
At least it wasn't the bottle or Sriracha

does it help if my fly swatter is covered in the corpses of a thousand dead flies?.. and some spiders?

My cum towel
It could work

shotgun
no worries here

Not that fucked...

to my right is my actual katana

9mm ruger sitting upon my shelf, hooray for responsible gun ownership.

Ps4 controller

i grab my tv remote and turn on "maury" to distract them til the cops come

Compressed air can. That shit fuck em up.

50ae desert eagle I'm good

is the edge on it sharp?

A napkin dispenser. Maybe it would work. If successful it would be an interesting police report.

How do i kill a nigger with a wireless mouse ?

a mini usb cord.
looks like i'm fucked

cumbine the dubs to create a super weapon Sup Forumsro!!
>stuff cumrag down barrel of shotgun
>will now fire deadly pellets as well as a crusty hardened lump of cumrag at the perp
>will die of severe hemorrhages and HIV
>adds +15 poison to shotgun

A pencil
I could probably kill some niggers with a pencil, depends.

that dollar...

A piece of popcorn I ate is my weapon.

Fuck

Paper

my mouse...

Kempo staff
Bring it gentlemen

An SD card
Rip

just tell them all you got of value is your last "rock" hold it up so they see the large white lump then toss it out the window
conflict avoided

Do they speak Glock?
>BLAP! BLAP! BLAP! BLAP! BLAP!
>BLAP! BLAP! BLAP! BLAP! BLAP!
>BLAP! BLAP! BLAP! BLAP! BLAP!
>BLAP! BLAP! *click*

I has me some fried chicken in my right hand. He'll be distracted and I'll get out

A bowl of chips dip

Toilet paper!
I guess im making myself a zombie and try to scare the niggers off?

A non-sharpened machete....ill take my chances.

I don't even know what I would do with this except for try and make them white enough to stop stealing

mmmm....

empty bottle of Jagermeister

Bro you gonna get tetanus snorting with small bills. 20's and benjis aren't just for showing off...

A baton. Meh

my 3 dogs

Could use to hang said nigger from a tree in your lawn?

My firearm holstered on my right hip, like it is every day from the time I get up til the time I go to bed, even at home.

I'm good.

Kek

You have the answers and the knowledge

Respect

plot twist: it's a 10cm cable

A space heater

A pillow... but it has a zipper and those things fucking hurt in pillow fights.

So far after 10 years I'm still good, but thanks for the protip

Seriously? You are going to post shit like that.. Are you living under a fucking rock?
I know this is Sup Forums but what with the Orlando Shootings and all you shouldn't post pictures of guns

i dont need to worry, i make good money and live where blacks arnt around

a World War II tank
HEY WHAT ARE THE CHANCES

xbox360

Ghosts scare niggers not zombies

It's a 25lb box of trash bags.

or magic tricks will send them running also

Y not

A bus

>Lucky for me I'm not at home right now

Ill be okay

A Rubik's cube.

Plot twist the niggers are 4cm tall.

A fork

Handy cap railing. Depending on how long it will take me to rip off the wall i could be fine.

my KKK robe

Y not pussy? I'm a legal gun owner. Are they gonna come and check my paperwork?

Kek

niggers beware :3

Might want to insert your magazine the rest of the way.

Job aplication for staples. That will stop em

I wanna see

My work razor

Should I use these instead?

Its disrespectful to the victims and their families asshole

The little dog.

My pillow...

I could have a pillow fight with the niggers and become BFFs I guess.

Ya niggers are afraid of getting jobs

pocket knife, lucky?

I'm good. Gun bitch. Worst mistake of their pathetic lives. Dead in 3.2.1...