Hey There
I am a pizza delivery guy
Ask me Anything
Hey There
Are you going to deliver?
extra cheese
not today
I am not a full time driver
How is your pay? Do they make you make pizzas?
I live in the 4th floor do you hate me when I do not tip
Is it true that you get (UK) £1 per delivery + minimum wage? If so, how do you even afford to work..?
minimum wage
We can eat 1 pizza for free per shift
and of course all the pizza which are leftovers
happens frequently
yes but I will not cum on your pizza or something like that
I don't get paid by delivery
but I get more tip if I take more deliveries (obviously)
>I will not cum on your pizza or something like that
What? thats a thing?
what was your best tip?
no I never spit on pizzas
thats just wrong
8€ and a menthol cigarette
7€ two times
5€ two times
are you working for a big Company or just some random Pizza store?
whats your vehicle?
Did you become a pizza delivery guy because you needed a job or because you saw too much porn about it and went to try your luck?
Also, where is my cheese pizza?
Pizza hut
pizza tastes pretty good
best pizza even though I ate like 1000 of them already
I got a shitty scooter from pizza hut
>Did you become a pizza delivery guy because you needed a job or because you saw too much porn about it and went to try your luck?
I was looking for a job and this one was fitting for me because I like pizza and I know our delivery area very well.
What's the weirdest/coolest thing that's ever happened to you in a delivery? I know I often offer my delivery guys weed when I have it.
no one asked me for weed unfortunately
even though their apartment smells like a coffeshop in netherlands.
>coolest things
delivery to sluts were funny
one guy got arrested as I delivered the pizza LOL
this was an example of an "leftover pizza"
lurkin
>one guy got arrested as I delivered the pizza LOL
post story
1 large cheese pizza.
Op better deliver
>post story
Nothing to special but whatever..
>Searching for an adress just like usual
>Guy winks me
>"Hey man the pizza is for me"
>no stairs this time based.jpg
>about to give him the pizza as the cops arrive
>this guy bought your pizza with a stolen paypal account we gonna arrest him
>poor guy he didn't even try to run away
> pizza for us
first time greentexting
if you came here for cp
well get out now
do you had any counterfeit experiences so far?
if yes were you the one who had to pay for it?
nope no one ever in our store
but I propably would have to make up for it.
anyone else wanna ask something?
gonna leave soon
thanks for your attention Sup Forums
Why can't you people stay in onion land
>calls himself pizza delivery guy
>doesn't have cheese pizza on the menu to deliver
NOW FUCK OFF!
ye sorry m8 I don't have the cp you were looking for
my job is called "pizza delivery dude" so fuck off
what?
why do you ever pour so much cheese on your pizzas?
imagine a pizza is your Girl.
Would you cover her 1" in cheese too or decently decorate her so that you still can see some skin, some lips, some pussy?
are you delivering cheese pizza's?
MODS MODS MODS
ever get prankd?
holy shit
you sick bastard
MOOOOOOOOODS
Don't be THAT guy...
What did i miss?
if you like to have less cheese then just tell it to the phone guy who takes your order
nope actually never
fucking no
what the fuck was it? It's just a damn period.
a link
a full stop... look at the fucking picture, genius!
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Pizza?
...
all these newfags
>react horrified to this post. Deleting it in a min
ok
Do you like your job?
I was thinking of getting a pizza delivery job last summer.
I'm wondering if I missed an easy opportunity.
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>react horrified to this post. Deleting it in a min
Fuck you
Yes I do
why?
Pizza hut makes really good pizza and of course you get a lot stuff for free
If you work on a friday-sunday in the evening you get like 20-30€ tip in 5 hours
you can take pauses whenever you want
sometimes I just stop at a random sport and smoke a cigarette etc.
the job is pretty shitty in the winter and rain
so many questions
1 What do you make the hour?
2 ever put your white supprise on annoying clients pizza or noodles?
3 have you experienced a naked woman opening the door for fun or accidentally?
4 what was the hightst tip you received from one client?
5 ever dropped the pizza stack infront of the hungry clients?
do you sometimes eat the pizza before you deliver it?
is there ppl ordering pizzas with tomato sauce only?
Oh cool, thanks.
Definitely should have gone with that instead of a server at Chick fil a.
do you like your job?
whats the most you've gotten tipped?
have you delivered to any cute girls?
hidden content in pic
OK I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT IF DUBS I WILL DELIVER!!!
What's the worst thing somebody can order? What is the worst order that has been taken?
1 What do you make the hour?
>8.5€ minimum wage in germany
2 ever put your white supprise on annoying clients pizza or noodles?
>nope thats nasty
3 have you experienced a naked woman opening the door for fun or accidentally?
>women in towels are all I can get I guess
4 what was the hightst tip you received from one client?
>8 € and a menthol cigarette
5 ever dropped the pizza stack infront of the hungry clients?
>nope but I sometimes drop a dip/sauce as I give it to the customer, it usually breakes
Do any drugs?
roll
gimme that pizza user
Will you deliver me a pizza right now?
Femanon here, How do I seduce one of you fuckers.
user will surely deliver
Has this ever happened to you?
delivered to any famous girls?
dubs here
Wait, aren't underage nudes kids nowadays send around CP too?
IT'S BEEN AN HOUR WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PIZZA
Be her
Mods
hahaa
delivering on a scooter or with a mini car?
Enjoy your prison stay, idiot.
If dis dubs delete the Pizza
mmmmmmmmmmmm
Nah our pizza guy is too busy
It's literally distribution of cp :^)
>sure..
>never heard of that
totally
yes
8€ and a menthol cigarette
sure
>salads
their are annoying to put in the scooter
if we don't have the salad which the customer ordererd, well then I have to make it by myself
smoking weed regulary
what?
no
no
IPs have been loged FBI is after you
i love this bitch. She's so sexy.
roll
WINNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRINGIDINRAR
fellow pizza man here
I was a delivery guy too... probably best job ever, always riding moped + no street laws
joke's on you i have 7 proxies
>mfw all young normies arrested for CP
scooter even when it rains
Rotterdam of Den Haag? Also do you get herrassed by drunk people when you drive on your scooter at night? Got a friend who thinks its fnny to pretend jump in front of them
Do u work for the mafia or do u just like to pose with the gun?
Also, clean mirrow
Come to the door naked.
Give him the money, and tell him to fuck you like a gigolo.
Haha figured
Whoa, both dubs were 88's, crazy...
my roommate's fault with the mirror; just waiting passive aggressively for him to fix it himself
No street laws
driving on a playground
driving in a park
no problemo
hey bros whats up
the cops have never pulled me over so whatever
If i order a pizza with "extra sausage"
Or "extra sauce"
Or "extra cheese"
Or "best topping eu"
What would ur reply be?
I used to deliver for Papa John's for about 2 years and Pizza Hut for a little less than a year. Not a job you could ever make a real living doing but god damn it was fun.
>just tell what u want on your pizza
7 proxies just for Sup Forums
Cute.