Waifu claiming thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, grill.
Hank claimed.
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THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE WAIFU
THE FIRST WAIFU
THE WAIFU BEFORE ALL OTHERS
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nice screenshot, 12yo nigger faggot
Claimed
Kill yourself
I feel dirty coming back here. I'm not drunk enough for this,
>Shiragami Youko claimed
Goodnight, guys.
I may order a steak here. Medium rare of course.
>itll come out medium because they're bad
Rory-sama claimed
Well my first gay experience happened like this:
I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.
Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.
WELL I'M THE NIGGA IN CHARGE-IN (WHAT?)
E.X. LARGE-IN (WHAT?)
CAPTAIN OF A SHIP PRETENDER NO NEVER NO SERGEANT
SEE I'M THE TYPE OF NIGGA TO CATCH A BULLET IN MY TEETH
THEN CALL YOU SAINT NICK DICK CAUSE YOU'LL GET HUNG LIKE A WREATH
SNAP CHIN CHECK IS WHAT I DO TO PUT YOUR HEAD OUT
JA LIKE A DON'T DE SNEAK DETECTIVE ROUGHLY 'FORE THEY GET OUT
I'M THE TYPE OF NIGGA THAT'LL SERVE YOU ON A PLATTER
LIKE THE PIECE OF GLASS WHEN I DROP IT YOU SHATTER
I'M THE TYPE OF NIGGA THAT'LL KICK YO ASS
(WHAT?)
I'M THE TYPE OF NIGGA THAT'S BUILT TO LAST
(WHAT?)
YEP THE TYPE THE NIGGA THAT'LL SAY WHAT'S UP
TO A BROTHER BUT A DEVIL WOULD JUST GET FUCKED UP
AND IT'S LIKE THAT, ALRIGHT BLACK?
I PICK UP THE MIC AND STRIKE AT
YOUR EGO CAUSE MOTHERFUCKIN' NEGRO IS AWESOME
BEAT JUNKY IS THE CUE BUCKWHEAT'S MY NAME AND I'M A (SUCKER)
SO YOU BETTER GET OFF MY DICK
CAUSE IF YOU AIN'T A BEAT JUNKY
THEN YOU AIN'T SAID SHIT
(goodnight)
Miho claimed
This thread is 30 mins old.
Is she from Jitsu wa Watashi wa, senpai?
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Ive been steadily drinking a jug of beer. Im nice and heady.
Goodnight, I guess.
The power of Hank.
The mess followed.
I see other shitposters have my shift covered.
See ya
Is okay, I guess.
I need to eat and it's going to take some time, because I'm starving.
>kisses
hank sucks
Noone knows who you are, dude.
Shoo, shoo.
>inb4 2 second ban
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Flip the page, our days are revelations (Hiiide!) Space is strange, doctor, I've got no patience! Oh, it's all a part of the process (Okay, okay) Nothin's new, it's true, cool, I admit, shit, I guess you're right!
(I even mumble I'm the shit) (Need mumble, I can mumble) (I can mumble that I'm the shit)
I'm the shit! I'm the shit! Yeahhhhh, I'm the shit! Haaaaaaa, I'm the shit!
I know it sound good to you! 'Cause it sound excellent to me! I'm the shit, yeahhhhh! Yeah, I'm the shit!
I do it 'cause I'm convinced I do it 'cause I'm the shit I'm never on the fence! Ah! I'm never on the fence!
Yeahhhh! I'm the shit! Yeaaaah! I'm the shit! Yeah! I could even take keys on y'all! I can even make it a hunnid degrees on y'all, I'm the shit! Yeah, yeahhhh! I'm the shit! Ahhhhhhh, I'm the shit!
Mumble 'cause I'm the shit Yeah, I can mumble 'cause I'm the shit, I can mumble I don't have to say shit 'cause I'm the shit I don't have to say a goddamn thing 'cause I'm the motherfucking shit And you know it! I'm the shit!
Say it wit' me! I'm the shiiiit...
Sometimes I feel like the shit Sometimes I feel like the shit, sometimes I feel like I'm shit Sometimes I wanna stand for somethin', then sometimes wanna sit I didn't really plan on cussin', but sometime it just slip
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm the shit! I'm the shit! Yeaaaaaah, I'm the shit! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! I'm the shit! Yeaaaaaaaaah! I'm the shit! Ahhhhhhhhhhh, yeah! I'm the shit!
I know it sound good to youuuuu 'Cause it sound good to meeeeee I'm the shit! Yeah, yeah, I'm the shit!
You need to walk away from the mic 'Cause I'm the shit! I did it tonight I'm the shit! Yeah, I do it riiiight I'm the shit! I don't even have to sing in key Ohhh! It's ALL ABOUT ME! I'm the shit!
Run back to the mud! I'm the shit! I could do this shit all night! I'm the shit! I could do it in the day, I'm the shit! I could do it any way, I'm the shit! Yeahhhhh, I'm the shit!
That's it Yeah, I can say it Now I can say it, don't you seeit
Who are you?
Newfag
Speigels
How about no.
Miia claimed
best snek waifu reporting in
>its this time of the year edition
Day time threads are shit.
its 2am
Yes
Im going to eat your eggs.
You know, I used to knw who I was.. I lost myself somewhere along the way.
Shitposter
>threads are shit
fixd
I guess I'm a newfag and no one knows who I am I guess
I guess I'll leave for real now I guess and feel hurt I guess
I guess this is goodnight I guess
I guess this shitposter is a pretty mean troll
He hurt my feel ouch
I don't even sweat!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm the shit! I'M THE SHIT! I SAID I'M THE SHIT!
It might sound good to you It sound excellent to me
Fuck! I'm the shit! I'm the shit!
I take a piss 'cause I'm the shit! I can fart on it, I'm the shit! I can squat on it, I'm the shit! I get dome on it, I'm the shit! I make her climb on it, I'm the shit! This song will be I'm the shit! The sun love me, I'm the shit! The moon is jealous of me! The sun is jealous of me! The rain is jealous of me! EVERYTHING IS JEALOUS OF ME! I'M THE SHIT!
I'M THE SHIT! I'M THE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAHHHH AHHHHH-AH-AH-AH-AH, AH-AH-AH-AH, AH-AH-AH-AH
You can't have a piece of my pie! I'm the shit! I'm that guy! I'm the shit! I don't know why! But I'm the shit!
Yeah, I'm the shit Don't even have to scream I don't even have to dream I'm the shit, I make you cream 'Cause I'm the shit Yeahhh, I'm the shit
When I stand up, everybody sit, I'm the shit Asshole
Sometime I feel like the shit, sometime I feel like I'm shit Sometime I wanna stand for somethin', then sometime wanna sit Didn't really plan on cussin', but sometime it just slip When you the mayonnaise and the mustard, you can't relish in it And when them panties turn to custard, who the hell do they miss? And when the nanny fucks the husband, what does she tell the kids? That's a whole 'nother discussion, we can't fit in our kicks That's a whole 'nother discussion, you can't fit in these kicks Yeah
The way I feel tonight, I think I'll wear these shades For the rest of my life Yeah Yeah
The way I feel tonight, I think I'll wear these shades for the rest of my life The way I feel tonight, I think I'ma wear these shades for the rest of my life That way, you won't be able to see the disappointment in my eyes 'Cause they don't lie (Don't lie...), not to my eyes (Not to my eyes...) Nah, they don't lie (Don't lie...), not to my eyes (Not to my eyes...), un-un (They don't lie, they don't lie...) (Not to my eyes, not to my eyes...)
Bye speigels
You know who killed those threads?
Not shitposters, no no.
You did it yourselves, by going in your own little telegram/discord, where you have your old waifu friends and don't need a threads anymore.
You killed this thread by not staying in it, by leaving it like a CHICKEN.
Yeah, I'm speaking about you all.
Who ran away, instead of fighting and having fun with the newfags.
Of course the community is dying when all the oldfags are having fun in their own discord.
Fuck this shit, I used to love you all.
so what've you been up to, Spike? Working and being an alcoholic?
ok i'm here, what now?
Obligatory rattle
hey this is pretty good keep it up
so why is bread so dead?
no
/waifu/ was born dead
Well, i imagine it's just a snowball effect. Some of the usual posters aren't on, so there's less conversation, so nobody wants to post.
>rattle
Yes
I think I need a drink too haha maybe, no definitely I'm calling it guys night.
no all the eggs are mine miho
There mine cause i stole them
Start to speak with people
just try it
Not if i impregnate them first
I mean ummm
Cook them
Have a good sleep, stay classy.
Eh. Im still kinda here.
"Kinda here" and "Here" and kinda different.
>Am i funny yet, Mom?
i have something better for this kind of job darling
Speaking of the Telegram
Someone should invite Mi
Well, Im out with friends. And I check on the thread every now and then.
Already did
What's going up my ass?
now you got it
get ready lad
the tail
oh i see that makes sense
>dubs rattle
Fight me the protein from the eggs built up my muscles.
I'm okay with this, actually
Hello everyone
you have no chances lad
i got trained for those kind od situatuions
Fuck off mio
Jk you're cool lad
it's hard not to be
Hi
forgot the pic
You know nothing kiddo
Oh hey Ritsu.
Oh hello
you will get fucked anyway
come here m8
I'd fuck either one, actually
Notice me fam
how are you fam
yea same
pussy is pussy
amirite
Im going to have me some grilled snake.
The fuck is going on
I'm okay, I only woke up a while ago so I'm not fully awake yet. How are you?
Oh... The usual, i suppose.
i have no idea
i bet you are tasty
Notice me fgt
Gronk = Fuck yeah i wanna Fuck
Miho is a waifu slut
He flirts with like everyone
Noticed. Who are you?
not much talking in ts with miho but overall pretty good nice to see you again
Nothing much. Just making some eggs.
>Turns off heat lamp.
Enjoy your slow death.
don clem wifu u newfags Sup Forums is 4 raids n anonmous haks not 2d gril anme u fuking newfags kys
>jenny claim
Butthole eater
god the momories
its pretty hot here tbh
hi mate who are you
When did we last speak? I either really can't remember, or it's just because I'm not that awake. I hope that doesn't come off as rude
I think I know the butt hole eater
>Turns AC to max
Im you, but stronger
So how are you?
kek?
i guess
i think few days ago in the thread
God those trips
I'm okay, I'm a bit tired right now though. You?
Huh, I'm not sure if I remember that, sorry. But it's nice to talk to you again, I'm still trying to remember everyone in these threads
God damnit guys
Omar got only 3rd place!
>mi liu
clmd
Hex claimed