/nba/ general - Can't handle the bantz Edition

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No canadians allowed

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Looks like you forgot your leaf, m8.

First for hopefully everything pans out

fresh oc for my Blazer bros

spurs r win

Shes doing this for attention. Jesus christ people dont you get it. Shes a dumb whore who likes this.

the responses to those tweets are awesome.

She is without a doubt the most annoying "sports wife" in all sports today.

>constantly complains when her husband loses
>gets fanny flustered when NEETs troll her
>Thinks she's Gordon Ramsay because she "cooks" stupid bullshit
>ugly
>overrated

I wish she would just fuck off

>could

This might honestly be my favorite finals of all time.

Pistons surprise raping the Lakers is up there, but this shit right here. This is eternal.

ah, isn't the internet great? Who would've thought back in the 80's that we'd be able to send Larry Bird's wife pictures of her getting gangbanged by the Lakers or something?

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she likes the attention, but I guarantee she doesn't like how everything she posts to social media gets hundreds of "L" comments and photoshopped pics of lebron/kyrie w/ her family. it's kind of a win/loss situation for both parties involved.

Really, who takes time out of their day to troll athletes, much less the wife of an athlete. Like, doing this would never enter my mind.

Cunt deserves it since she dealt it out last year when they were winning.

Why does she even look at twitter replies, like literally just walk away and close the screen. You have millions of dollars and a beautiful house and can go anywhere you want in the world.

Why does she care what a bunch of twitter nerds are saying? Such a dumbass bitch

Imagine how butthurt Barkley, hell even Jordan would've been. You have to be willing to bet a lot of these players let the internet get to them and inside their heads, and it affects their game

>tfw you won one for da twitter

Post cool dunks

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I still don't get how this was possible. It looks like there are ropes that pull him up.

>lebron BTFO steph so bad even his wife is on suicide watch

this 2bh

I wouldnt know she said anything if I didn't read it here. It's pretty easy to not give a shit and ignore unless you secretly like the drama.

the real question is, why are you sissyboys getting triggered by someone's twitter posts.

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i'm not triggered, i'm laughing and trying to share the news with my bros

You take time out of your day to post in a thread about the subject though.

Sigh. Of course, to the typical basketball casual will "ooh'' and "aww" about this, but in reality, the Spurs played perfect fundamental full court defense, and Gary Neal positioned himself perfectly for in-paint defense. Alas, the refs never have love for the Spurs, so they gave the advantage to the flying ape, which of course echoes the call for league reformation to appeal to higher IQ basketball fans, juxtaposed to the t-shirt fan who watches slam dunk highlight reels then goes and plays a video game.

HAHAHA PHILLY GOD ABOUT TO GET THE MAX BITCHES HAHAHA

THE MONEY TURNED ME INTO A MONSTER

SHITTIN ON HATERS BALL HARD D WAITERS

gary neal - zero (0) rings
JR smith - one (1) ring

6'3 with the head at the rim is p cool

HAHA HAHA KD ABOUT TO LEAVE AND SET THE STAGE FOR KOBE WADE TO RAPE THE LEAGUE

WESTBROOK DION > KD WESTBROOK

JR Shit - (1) ring*

Spurs - (5) rings

*wouldn't have been won if the Spurs made the finals

false flag

THANK YOU CAVS FOR THE FUTURE
THANK YOU CAVS FOR THE NEXT MJ KOBE AND WADE
BTC BROS STAY WINNING
WE WORKIN
WE MAJOR

WE RUN THIS

As a dubs fan, Curry really needs to cut their fuckin wifi and her dataplan

No prob senpai

Sprus got the shit kicked out of them by OKC.

Nigga plz.

from that to this. Yao looks like shit too

>false flag

Kek so not only are Spuredditors the most delusional fan base, but they're the most paranoid. How do you say "victim complex" in bean speak?

if he's in perfect position, why aren't his feet set?

5 rings bitch

She's the most normal. All other sports wifes are models or whores aka gold diggers who've become entitled and flex because they're now rich

Is this the antithesis to Drake posting?

Because I like it.

LeBron's wife might not be that hot but she seems down to earth

>Hassan Whiteside Hopes to Make Free Agency Decision July 1st; Says No State Income Tax is a factor
>Seven U.S. states currently don't have an income tax: Alaska, Florida, Nevada, South Dakota, Texas, Washington and Wyoming.

Why would we need a victim complex if we are literally the best team in NBA history? What is your team? Spurs have a winning record against them.

Know how I know that? The spurs have a winning record against every team in the NBA. That's right. The league is our bitch.

50+ win seasons 17 times in a row you are simply jealous from success, whatever backwoods arena you go to you know your team is about to be rekt and you can only stew in the anger that some pablos are eating breakfast tacos and going to mass while in the same vicinity of the greatest team to ever grace the concept of sports

COLLECTING W's

WE OUT HERE

she's a ratchet ass ho

Tommy Dee
@ThomasCDee
#Breaking: Kevin Durant has informed the #Knicks organization he will meet with them, per sources.

ROSE-MELO-DURANT-PORZINGIS-SOME RANDOM CENTER

WHO COULD BEAT THIS TEAM?

Sure, but that's not exactly the same thing is it.

Nah senpai, Drake still loyal to the Thunder. We don't need Meek "aka gettin bodied by a singin nigga" Mill tainting our relationship.

A lot of people just hit me up when my name is mentioned
Shout out to KD we relate we get the same attention
It's rainin' money, Oklahoma City Thunder
The most successful rapper 35 and under

>No State Income Tax is a factor
why does hassan whiteside hate america
>hassan
oh i got it pham

she looks like a typical ratchet ass hoe. Don't know how lebron settled for that.

>paying taxes is cool

pussy nigga

Wouldn't it be

Rose-SG-Melo-KD-Zinger?

>might actually have a team with reverse 3p%

That's dank as fuck family.

He is a real american, who would fight for the rights of every (straight, white) man

t. Jose Hernandez

I can completely understand why Whiteside is chasing money as he isn't rich, even by NBA "not rich" standards. Could see him on the Mavs tbqfh, they've spent years chasing big men.

If you had hundreds of thousands taken out of your paycheck, you'd hate america too DESU FAMALAM

Top kek, what is it about /nba/ during summer and pissing of minor celebs?

>@ThomasCDee

I don't know. The most normal are probably ones who keep their accounts private and don't capitalize on their husbandos fame to become celebrity chefs.

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she was probably a ratchet ass hoe, before they had kids and got married they were probably fucking errybody and cheating on each other.

Playing Porzingis at center would be a total waste of him imo

At least she has the common decency to be a darkskin

How do you keep posting here when the warriors have been so exposed and curry is literal shit

>Mavs
>landing a big free agent

Hi Mark

Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner

you niggas been sending her porn shoops with her face and lelbron?

>not even verified on twitter
your source is shit

This pretty much confirms Lebron only went back because Savannah hated Miami(wtf?)

She's pure and thick you heathen

ebin

>yfw Dame "realest nigga in the nba" wins one for da pdx

It only takes a couple seconds to pull out your phone and make a quick tweet. The butthurt is well worth it

Read the rest of his tweets too. Shit is pathetic click baiting and reeks of a delusional Knicks fan.

You realize she's a ratchet ass ho, right?

Ehhh, he cares about money rather than winning and they can throw money at him. It makes a ton of sense.

Yeah, it boils down to them, Houston assuming dwight's out, Orlando if they're looking to go super defense with him and Ibaka, or stay in Miami. Who fuckin knows.

This, getting athletes and musicians mad is why I love twitter.

She acts like the typical girls I follow on twitter

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reminder Stephen A Smith blew the fuck outta the curry senpai

I just can't see the Heat maxing out Whiteside, whereas the Mavs maxed out Chandler fucking Parsons

Deron Williams
Wesley Mathews
Justin Anderson(?)
Dirk
Whiteside

Still a shit team

she cheated on him with rashard lewis

>the butthurt will be worth it

I guess it's this whole mentality that I don't get.

reminder stephen a smith was bamboozled by one of the best picks in the draft

thanks, here's the follow up image. I haven't shopped it yet though

I kinda hope da wiz sign chandler parsons
Is that a dumb wish

BTC is a generic store brand welfare broship tbqhwy familia

Parsons is not only super mediocre, but is expensive and is injured all the time. But sure go for him.

Your mom

>>yfw Dame "realest nigga in the nba" wins one for da pdx

BLOOD4MODA

I'll be sure to pass along your message to ernie grunfeld.

>denver vs san antonio
>huge canadian flag on the rafters

Stay cucked, Ameribros

You're clearly a fucking faggot