Change the name of a country that better represents them in a sport or sports

Change the name of a country that better represents them in a sport or sports.

I'll start

Never1stplaceland

Shitxico
Mexcrements

Because you are crap

Portsugal

Mexicolost7to0againstChileandsierapenal

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Well, what did mexico ever win?
Atleast we managed to get a EC once.

Gold in olympics.

Multiple confederation cups.

I could go on.

Ameridgaf

lel

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kekked
>that filename
kekked

>Gold in olympics.
Implying we don't?
Olympics are still shit tier.

MexiI'mToGoodToConcacafLetMePlayInConmebolco

Me7ic0 :^))))))

>making fun of Mexico when your country has the same amount of titles as Bolivia

even our single won-at-home copa america is better than literally every concacaf cup combined my taco friend

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.... go on

48teamsnexteuropls?

Mexican't progress further in the World Cup than a team that calls it soccer.


ArgenTina Turner, who is black, just like them.

t. a guy from a country with a black Queen

Neverlands. Because you'll never win a WC before your """country""" disappears swallowed by the sea.

lol I'm not laughing out loud this is what a dutch will look like when the sea level rises another cm lol(now Im laughing)

Luxembourg

......shit, I completely forgot about that, good shit my nigga


Isn't your mascot Speedy Gonzalez?

Memexicans are so hilariously arrogant

Era penal, 0-7, cartel beheadings, CHI

>American humour

((M|P)oortu(lel|nigger|gal)|Pathetugal)

Eg: Moortunigger

Mexicunts

And got fucked in a group with Turkey and Iceland.
Lost three WC finals, how bad can you be?
You are on the level of my country, even though if we play against you guys, we win.

>Still No Bra7-1l

I'm proud of you guys

BUILD

Eternally butthurt about a tiny country in Europe that is superior to them country

Can't change the name because it's not a country, country.

kek

>mfw mexicans still mad after two years of solid shitposting

mexicrap

7-0

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United States of Niggerica

someone should shop Robben with Trump hair for the double butthurt

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