Ok new Poorly described video game thread? Yessir I'll start

Ok new Poorly described video game thread? Yessir I'll start

>Zombies
>You play as soni- I mean Kyle
>Hardcore freerun

Dying light?

My turn:

>Singing pipes

Yessir and metro 2033

>shoot into pipe Golden chicken pops out
>Shoot chicken guns at ash people
>DADDY

Ayyy GG for both of us

I wanna say Pokemon....but

>DADDY

makes me wanna say Bioshock

>Cats sodomy
>Golden showers
>Arabs

Postal 2

Duberinos

GoW

...

>Potato bread
>You can't see me
>Illigitimate son

>Assassinate a Don
>lmao straight to russia now, time to pack faggot

portal 2?

How the fuck did you come up with Portal 2?

Im not him but I was thrown by potato

YOU'RE a potato

Hitman 2: Silent Assassin, 2nd and 3rd levels.

> be part of a military group called Soldier
> join up with a rebel group called Avalanche, who are now looking to destroy Soldier and a group called Shinra who are destroying the planet with Mako reactors
> chase after main bad guy all across the world as you believe he may have the answer to sorting the problem
> he summons a big comet from space to try and destroy your planet so it'll then bring out mako energy, the nature lifesource of the planet, and he'll bask in that energy
> he hides away in a crater to the north and puts a force field around it
> Shinra breaks the barrier with a weapon infused with mako energy
> a girl you liked does on the way btw, she's killed by the bad guy
> after the barrier goes down you fly there on an airship and go in and battle and defeat him
> the meteor is stopped both by the mako energy and holy ,which which is summoned by your dead friend
> at the end a dog-wolf runs to your original starting place and it's all covered in grass and plants
> JRPG
> released 1997
> critically acclaimed
> part of a larger series
> recent mobile version released
> in process of making a remake at the moment for PS4
> cult following

Sanic

That's easy you fucking retard

Battle Frogs?

You all failed. It was Oblivion.

No it was meant to be Final Fantasy 7 (FF7). It's a great game you should play it if you haven't.

I know right?
It's clearly secret of mana

>Money pit
>Cyka blyat

Postal 2

Im pretty sure itd battle toads fam

Army Amphibians?

Thread is kill

Dragon Quest 5

>Shoot russians
>Get rich
>Explosions

>House
>Jet
>Party Time Mentats
>Shot own wife to prevent her enslavement and subsequent rape
>Grenademachinegun!

Fallout new vegas

Freddy Faz Bears

>Late from work
>resonance cascade

>nigger
>jock
>bitch
>dank techno
>1up motherfucker
>hit that pipe, bitch

left 4 dead

no

guess it was pretty easy