Help me get laid niggers

Help me get laid niggers

Tell her you will kill a dog if she doesnt send pics of her puss then threaten to kill her entire family if she doesnt come jerk you off with her feet and let you bottle her farts

works everytime

i want to touch ur boobie

>Sup Forums in charge of hookups

I'll help you get laid. Never say "oh daammmmnnn"

I am a massive faggot. Do you like dick too?

only retards go into architecture. what are you, a retard?

OP will always be a faggot.

Nah joking, im actually a admin of a website I dont get paid but I live at my moms so it doesn't matter haha! Banning people all day is fun and win every argue. I love my life.

Architecture ? Do you think jet fuel can melt steel beams ? Only retards study architecture, you glue sniffing twat.

Reroll.

Just tell her the truth, that you have AIDS

This !

Reroll.

This!

Winrarr

Winrar

Fail, fuck you faggotlord.

Winrar is awinrar faggot OP post em

>Being that new.

Samefag

didnt he say "help me"? not dubs decide

OP never said something about dubs

SAID THE TRIPS

top kek. newfags waiting on op to deliver

If you get this by wasting trip, you're a fucking retard mate.

>pic related faggot.

Ok, let her answer/message you, then i tell you what to say. Don't be a desperate leech

OP never said anything about tripps either .

Hi guys how do i do green text. hehe xd LOL :)

I can't grant wishes , nor do i make miraculously miraculous miracles happen OP , therefore you don't have a fucking chance , have fun being forever lonely with only us as your guide into the life you live as a Faggot.

Winrarrrr

Be tall handsome with a big dick, it doesnt matter what you say

>if she doesnt come jerk you off with her feet

Never said anything about dubs faggots

Samefaggot

>very busy
You're out. Move on to another girl; don't sink any more time into some "artsy bitch" who thinks she's worth you wasting your time even though she was never interested in the first place and only (even though she would never admit it) wants to boost her fragile self-esteem.

want me to make it busier? lets meet up and start fucking just to ruin our lives a bit but have fun.

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trust me OP, it works something like -0.2% of the time

Jumping off the deep end

lol

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You fucker I had a mouthful of water

>very busy

get fucking rekt

>Start to what
She can't read? Or does she write like she's talking to you irl?

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>5 new posts
maybe she has a word filter

Just repeat in CAPS

"Uh.. get to know eachother I guess. Where do you live?"
Something like that

Okay I'll go a little bit slow for ya, do you want to hook up and be like friend's with benefits for a while just to get behind on work and stuff? have a little fun with a bit of a trade off?

Op fag

My guess is the former. She's some kind of gook

Tell her "let me lick your butthole, that will relax you from school" i bet sje understands that

IT AND JOURNALISM? YOU MUST BE A HEALTHY FIT MALE ALPHA.

This guy knows it.

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-0.3% this time OP. Great lucks

Cooking* auto correct mistake. Lets cook I know really healthy meals since I started being vegan 2 months ago

Oh she will fully understand that im sure

Netfish and chill? My family owns a nice boat we often use to fish. We can catch our dinner, maybe wifi hotspot some Netflix on the boat? ;)

get her off tinder
ask what she was looking for through tinder.
give her what she wants (dick inevitably) but the trick is to give it to her HOW she wants it.
- fuckboy

Dont even bother, every asian has a hairy pussy, they cry while they get fucked THISI A FUCKING FACT.

You deserve something better, dear user.

Doesn't have to be asian just based off the picture.

Could be latino / hawaian or some of that sort, not that the name would fit those cultures.

Say this. "Im the only skinny fit alpha male IT guy and future journalist that has ever graced your oriental slanty field of view"

Me so horny, me rikey the fried rice

OP please continue, what did she say...?

More?

ur being a fag rn tis shit isnt funny nd this wouldnt get anyone laid.

it would be oksy if it were atleast funny, but it isnt.

I just think we would fit eachother pretty well you see. I'm attractive, you're attractive... So I really think we should just meet up and see how it goes ^^

reroll

"What the fuck are you on a date/hookup app for if you're doing none of the above? I thought asians were a lot smarter than this."

Kek

Good luck OP, I wanna see her nudes in a "pics you shouldn't share" thread in the future. Don't be a faggot.

0.3% of the time it works every time

Ask her if she wants a shot of soku

bump for interest

Fake and gay just like my erection currently