We're now in a time where 90% of the people on Sup Forums won't even deliver on something like shaving their hair or toothpick kicking a wall, but some 'enlightened' faux-buddhist twat on facebook will cut his earlobes off for 10k likes
Well done, Sup Forums, Facebook is officially funnier than here
youtube.com /watch?v=DJDHwg-dfmo&feature=share
June 13, 2016 - 23:00
So if I get dubs you're saying you're one of the OP's that will deliver on toothpick kicking a wall? If so, lets get to it OP.
June 13, 2016 - 23:02
I have no toothpicks, but if someone gets dubs, I'll pierce my lip with a skewer
June 13, 2016 - 23:03
wait, no skewer either. I'll find something
June 13, 2016 - 23:05
Rollin for the pierced lip
June 13, 2016 - 23:07
Oh shit, now I need to find something
June 13, 2016 - 23:07
Will he deliver I wonder?
June 13, 2016 - 23:07
I can't find the skewer, so give me a minute to find something
June 13, 2016 - 23:08
this pls op i still have some faith in b
June 13, 2016 - 23:10
bumping so OP can Deliver
June 13, 2016 - 23:13
Be careful kid, you could cut yourself with that
June 13, 2016 - 23:14
A pencil straight outta the sharpener isn't sharp enough but that dull af switchblade is? Might increase the pain factor but idk, your decision.
June 13, 2016 - 23:15
Pretty sure that's the fucking point, pun intended
June 13, 2016 - 23:15
Deliver already I'll have to go to work in a few minutes
June 13, 2016 - 23:17
Can opener to make the hole, pencil to push through it
Let's do this, Sup Forums
June 13, 2016 - 23:20
Well, shit Sup Forums, I can't get it much further
June 13, 2016 - 23:24
Are you starving to death?
June 13, 2016 - 23:26
Thats gotta be the weakest shit I have ever seen on B
June 13, 2016 - 23:27
Dubs for can opener in the pooper
June 13, 2016 - 23:27
Pretty weak but at least you delivered. +0.5 respect
June 13, 2016 - 23:27
OP here. Nothing has ever gone in my ass and that isn't changing today
June 13, 2016 - 23:29
Oh yea baby. Aimed for dubs got the win. Delivar user
June 13, 2016 - 23:30
For not wanting things in my ass?
June 13, 2016 - 23:30
Already pierced lip, show hole fag boy, I can tell by the retarded look on your face
June 13, 2016 - 23:31
Go back to Facebook then op
Derail
June 13, 2016 - 23:32
>complains nobody delivers anymore >Hardly delivers once >Refuses to deliver something else Faggot detected
June 13, 2016 - 23:34
It's already pierced you skinny emo fag
June 13, 2016 - 23:36
Roll trips in reply to this post and I'll give you $50. Paypal only, faggots.
June 13, 2016 - 23:38
Can I have that in english
June 13, 2016 - 23:39
OP delivered Also roll for
June 13, 2016 - 23:56
Yo didn't you hear. The Nazis lost. You can go home now
June 13, 2016 - 23:56
Get a triples in ending of your postnumber and he will pay you 50$ , but only with paypal.
June 14, 2016 - 00:02
Guys, you need to include your e-mail in order for me to contact you...
June 14, 2016 - 00:08
Op go threw your wrists. It cant be hard, with your E.T like frame a good paper cut should do it, just keep the aids off the keyboard.
June 14, 2016 - 00:16
That video literally just got banned
June 14, 2016 - 00:34
He won't deliver anyways.
June 14, 2016 - 00:44
I will, but you need to fucking start adding some e-mails so I can contact you. If you roll trips and don't include it, I'll have no idea who rolled it.
June 14, 2016 - 00:50
wasting trips so you keep that money and buy something completely useless from the shop.
June 14, 2016 - 00:52
Appreciate it, but there's nothing I want for $50 anyway.
June 14, 2016 - 00:55