We're now in a time where 90% of the people on Sup Forums won't even deliver on something like shaving their hair or...

We're now in a time where 90% of the people on Sup Forums won't even deliver on something like shaving their hair or toothpick kicking a wall, but some 'enlightened' faux-buddhist twat on facebook will cut his earlobes off for 10k likes

Well done, Sup Forums, Facebook is officially funnier than here

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So if I get dubs you're saying you're one of the OP's that will deliver on toothpick kicking a wall? If so, lets get to it OP.

I have no toothpicks, but if someone gets dubs, I'll pierce my lip with a skewer

wait, no skewer either. I'll find something

let's roll

Roll

Rollin for the pierced lip

Oh shit, now I need to find something

OH SHIT

Will he deliver I wonder?

I can't find the skewer, so give me a minute to find something

Use a pencil

A pen or pencil perhaps?

this
pls op i still have some faith in b

Not sharp enough

Hm

bumping so OP can Deliver

Be careful kid, you could cut yourself with that

A pencil straight outta the sharpener isn't sharp enough but that dull af switchblade is? Might increase the pain factor but idk, your decision.

Pretty sure that's the fucking point, pun intended

Deliver OP

Deliver already
I'll have to go to work in a few minutes

...

Can opener to make the hole, pencil to push through it

Let's do this, Sup Forums

Roll , do it you faggot

ohboy

Reroll

Reroll

pussy won't deliver

Well, shit Sup Forums, I can't get it much further

Push harder then

Are you starving to death?

Thats gotta be the weakest shit I have ever seen on B

Dubs for can opener in the pooper

Pretty weak but at least you delivered. +0.5 respect

tripsssssssssssssss

AW SHIT TRIPS

OP here. Nothing has ever gone in my ass and that isn't changing today

Fag

Oh yea baby. Aimed for dubs got the win. Delivar user

For not wanting things in my ass?

He rolled trips

Already pierced lip, show hole fag boy, I can tell by the retarded look on your face

Go back to Facebook then op

Derail

>complains nobody delivers anymore
>Hardly delivers once
>Refuses to deliver something else
Faggot detected

Lmfao kek hahah lol

L8rs Sup Forums

OP

Pic related

Oh I catchew

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It's already pierced you skinny emo fag

Roll trips in reply to this post and I'll give you $50. Paypal only, faggots.

Can I have that in english

bullshit

...

it is possible

NO! It is mine!

OP won't deliver.

OH ITS ON!

...

no its off

MOARRRR

OP delivered
Also roll for

Yo didn't you hear. The Nazis lost. You can go home now

Nigga what? FUCKING ROLL

Best cringe thread ever

Delievered?

Get a triples in ending of your postnumber and he will pay you 50$ , but only with paypal.

Guys, you need to include your e-mail in order for me to contact you...

I don't have paypal

See

i guess ur screwed then

Op go threw your wrists. It cant be hard, with your E.T like frame a good paper cut should do it, just keep the aids off the keyboard.

hes not gonna do it

underrated post.

eh

That video literally just got banned

Checked.

my nigga lemme get dat

REROLL

He won't deliver anyways.

Here you go youtu.be/JC9xrsAmeeE

Rollin for fity dolla

I will, but you need to fucking start adding some e-mails so I can contact you. If you roll trips and don't include it, I'll have no idea who rolled it.

wasting trips so you keep that money and buy something completely useless from the shop.

Appreciate it, but there's nothing I want for $50 anyway.