Good morning, Anonymous

Good morning, Anonymous.
Earth anons are more fun than those on the moon, so I slipped away to come visit. I can't tell fortunes but I'm always here to talk! I have a few hours before my superiors notice I'm missing, ehehe.. So who wants to keep a lonely moonbunny company till then?

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youtube.com/watch?v=A9UiHYHZ2SI
youtube.com/watch?v=uemVwlGBS_M
youtube.com/watch?v=9hT5JIAgEAc
vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj
strawpoll.me/10483582
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I guess someone has to look if Chief isn't here.

Here's the bun I'm watching

Thank you~
Awwww, are his eyes red? He looks like a vampire!

Who will curse it then if Chief's not looking?

It's an albino!
Having no pigment, the eyes don't have any color letting the red shine through.

I think Reisen is albino too.

Don't curse it!
My eyes are this way for entirely different reasons!

That's quite a bun.

It would be quite unfortunate if it were cursed.

It's not like I'm doing it for you. I just can't leave a thread alone when someone with such poor taste is running it.

Please don't curse.

This was far sooner than i expected!

I hope it works out for you hun~

And then I forgot a picture.

Good thing we have lots of bunny paws in this thread to bring fortune!

P-please don't curse it! Is this blackmail? What do you need me to do?
Gah... Oww.. That hurt..
Uu~
True! W-wait.. This isn't something I should be happy about, is it?

That's unfortunate.

But all the bunnies...

I can spare a bump, sure.

>Enjoy /o/s latest autism
youtube.com/watch?v=gvTE7t_n6sk

That was one of the less harsh things I've said about your taste, I think.

Why is everything misfortune with you?

>im@s
Why

This is a post, to help the thread.

*trembles*
Wow. All the anons of moonchan do is post ascii emoticons at each other all day. Yu guys actually make one!
Yeah but... But. but...
T-thank you!

But what?

>Love Live!
Because.

That's actually the 4th one!
1: youtube.com/watch?v=A9UiHYHZ2SI
2: youtube.com/watch?v=uemVwlGBS_M
3: youtube.com/watch?v=9hT5JIAgEAc

>Maki

Now listening on loop

spotted

Is moonchan on an intra or what? How do I access it?

Oh!
More songs!

How are you, cutie?

That's still so mean! My taste is impeccable. You're just jelly.
Whaaaaa! How cool... What else do earth anons create together?
By going to the moon, of course! It's only on moonnet, that is... Our wifi doesn't quite reach the earth!
I'm alright! How are you?

>Not Maki

>Xelvis 250
Comfy bike, nice look. Enjoy the autism!

Hmmm, not quite sure to be honest.

I didn't know the moon rabbit made threads

I was anticipating, "They get together and make fur-piles! But maybe this isn't the board that does that..?

I'm not sure you can claim that Kirino is impeccable taste...

In fairness Maki is acceptable.

Apparently she does now.

I would say "the usual", but I don't think we've ever talked before~

I'm great, summer break started today,

A-autism? I don't know anything about bikes...

Neither did I!

Got any plans?

First one! They'll probably be morning threads. Maybe alternating days. This is a test run!
I can! And I will! Kirino is impeccable taste. Cute, smart, athletic, creative, into little sisters... Hmm, I think there's not a single bad thing about her.
Then it's nice to meet you! And I see~ A break from school, then? Do you live close to the beach? We don't have those on the moon so I find them fascinating. We only have water parks.

I mean, she's also into her brother.

Well Chief and Bloodchan aren't here, so you're already off to a great start

That's.. b-bad? I mean a sister would be better for sure but incest is wincest...

I live very close to a beach, but I can't swim!

Do they have lots of gardens on the moon? I can't imagine rabbits could survive on cheese alone.

Actually, do you post on /moe/? There's another bunny there, named floop.

Ah, you don't like chief? I always thought he was a swell guy.. D-did he do something to you?
*hands you a courtroom doll*
Where did he touch you..?
Ah but really, thanks for stopping by!
I do not! But I could check it out..! As for swimming, that really sucks. I wish I could just teach you myself like Reimu taught me...

There's something wrong with Chief?

Little sisters are the only way to go, Reisen...

W-well I know they're better but she doesn't have one! So.. what choice did she have, hmm? Abstinence is depressing!

For some, I guess.

He's a mormon... Does that not scare you? (I'm not being serious btw)

Yeah, for some.

Fuck off. Avatar-fagging is a bannable offence.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with Mormon Jesus.

Wha! I didn't know! I had no idea! What if he stps by my house some day and.. and.. T-tires to convert me to some impure religion!? Protect meeee!
Ahaha.. There are some cases where it's perfectly fine~
Korean Jesus is better.

*Hi everyone, you may think that i'm late but in reality i'm just super late, which is nothing to be prpud of but i'm trying to hide that fact in the first place, don't be too mad at me!*

As if there's anything worthwhile to discuss on Sup Forums anonymously nowadays.

I wouldn't know. I kind of prefer anime Jesus though.

He's against drinking though.

I guess its true. You can't touch mormon jesus

Scary, right? It's okay, we'll keep you safe

Everyone count the (You)s!
I got two!

...What's perfectly fine again?

Well, you're not too late this time!

This, kinda

After last night I kind of understand it...

I'm not sure I'd want to.

I didn't even get one (You) how sad...

Same. He's all gross and...mormon-y

Anime jesus would love Kirino best.
Thank you ;~;
Abstinence? It just terrifies me is all.
*resists perverse joke about touching mormon jesus*
Aaah, I'm much too pure for that~

I got none on that. I guess I'm not avatarfagging hard enough.

Probably doesn't even shave.

Anime Jesus is too pure for that.

You haven't been talking enough, probably.

*Thanks to you of course, it's remarkable how quickly you managed to warn me this time.*

*Hi Marisa, now i should be able to ask you how has your day been, right?*

*You'll be the meanie of this thread, we need someone like you so don't disappoint us, that being said do your worst.*

I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.

hello OP

I ejaculat powrefuly
the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
I defecate

Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!

vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj

I got three~! But that's no surprise since I started the thread, wahaha...
Are hentai jesus and anime jesus different dudes? I'm confused.
Hi there! Welcome!
OMG, schwanz king! I missed you so much! Please give me more and more schwanz..!

What even. Also why the one random German word?

Anime Jesus is an actual thing.

You can set steam to notify when people come online!
This is a key thing if you want to be as annoying as possible!

Don't be silly, any religions involving jesus are just scams. The only real religion revolves around purity. So how can anime jesus be a real thing?
Hehehe.. You silly, you.

I've forgot what the name of the anime is, but there's a literal anime Jesus.

That doesn't surprise me at all. But that doesn't make him real! Only purity is real.
*hands you a pamphlet about purity*
Study up!

fuck off space nigger

*Hello Raisin, so.....what's this thread all about?*

*Don't even say it you will never be annoying, what would i ever do without you around after all?*

Now cooking...
Please wait warmly.

Purity is an unrealistic ideal. We here support lewdness in all its forms.

She can crash on the Sun if she wants
strawpoll.me/10483582
This poll will be a very good poll.

However we still kinkshame.

You missed out the answer involving them loving dick more.

How do you know so much about purity...

How lewd

>mfw I forgot to add an option about purity
roasted

The best bunny ears girl! ^,^

>I defecate extra majestically and powrefully just for you
>The schwanz is made extra erect
>it is insreted into the left bunny ear and the good time nostalgia feeling pelvis thrust begins

Unf unf unf

>With much unfulation the lewd thrust gyration makes the powreful ograsm
>The rich seamin explodes out from the schwanz and comes out the other ear
>Both bunny ears of the best bunny ears girl are pragnated

Ahhhhh! It is good to be the king! ^,^

We support lewdness in all forms. Aside from furries and the whole DDLG thing or whatever it is.

Lewdness is important.

*Damn, you forgot to add the option "They are cuter!" I'm very displeased son.*

*spams E*

I voted, you win

Ah! How cruel. I just wanted to say hi to anonymous. H-here. Now I don't have to get out, right? Those are the rules?
Ah, well this particular one is just sort of to see whether anyone would actually have fun in a thread made by me. And I think it seems like the answer is yes! I'll think of a 'purpose' for any subsequent threads so lease bear with me until then!
Ah? Then you're supporting pure lewdness. I can respect that.
I don't even do that!! How hypocritical.
Ah.. This really flatters me..
*blush*
It's my religion!
Ah.. W-what's wrong with enjoying carrots..?
Aaah! with this, I'll surely be pregnant.. You'll stay and take responsibility, right..?
Poor furries.

I guess it is. Especially when you're doing it

It is? Since when?

Nothing wrong with lewdness.

Lol, no Anonymous in this thread.
Only the circlejerkers.

And the most scientific answer is that they weigh less, on the moon, because muh moon gravitational field strength.
Yes.
I'm glad that you seem to be having a good time.
By the way, how do you survive on Earth, what with the atmosphere, and more intense gravitational field strength?
You weigh 6 times more here than on the Moon.
I'm no stranger to the Moon, by the way.

I mean, that's a little...

*So is this actually your first thread?*

*-Medic leaves the game (Ragequit)-*

The schwanz king will always take the responsibility!

It's the religion of all moonbunnies! I just purify myself when I get back to the moon. I-i can still enjoy impure things that way, right..?
I'll lewd you, then!
True. That will be fixed in the future~ I had no draw factor like fortunes... But there's also no Ika, soooo...
That's simple. Am stronk bunny. Stronkest buny, even.
I enjoy lewdness when it comes from you too, ufufuuuu...
*Creepy stare*
Yes!
Ah.. Great! Between my lewdnes and your schwanz, our kids will get more tail than any who have ever lived before them! Their lives will be paved with orgies!

...

I, uh...

I swear medic mains have buddha like patience

Why this.

Why.

I haven't played TF2 in a while, but I did like playing Medic.
I only would get pissed off in two situations.
1: Some retard wastes the uber that I give them
2: Some retard acts entitled when I fail to heal them, because they think they're the only player that needs help

...

It isn't my fault you're so charming! You even insult my taste and yet...
>plying TF2 now that overwatch exists
AH!
*pounce!*

You know why

I get kinda pissed when my team fails to protect me, but then again I play in pubs all the time so I can't really complain.

I guess that can work. We might need to talk to the lewd council members just to make sure

Why what?

*I swear to God, once i tried playing as a Medic and i couldn't, it's just too much when you have to care about the enemy team that wants specifically your blood and your team of selfish bastards.*

*Oh ok, good to hear that i guess, so there will be more of them, right?*

Even I know why.

>I haven't played TF2 in a while
What the fuck is reading, Reisen?

You say that like like you enjoy it.

I kind of don't.

Why would you say something like that?

You do?

Shush. You know nothing

Exactly

I didn't say anything.