Here's the jig

Here's the jig
I've got a girl, 23yo
good looking, petite, pedobear tits, tight ass, naughty, oversensitive

I'm pumping her. She lives far away from me so she comes over and we fuck all night long, sometimes at my place, sometimes in 3 stars hotels (sometimes she pays, sometimes I do).

She says she's in crazy love with me, she gives me the middle finger and calls me an asshole all the time, but just keeps sucking my cock in the restaurants bathrooms and stuff. We do it without a condom.

So the thing is, how do I get a stable relationship with this crazy bitch? We both want kids (I don't give a fuck I already have one).

\> HARD MODE:
She has an "abusive" ex-boyfriend wich name's exactly mine, and she seems to be trying to "replace" him with me. He's the manipulative piece of shit that I have to be for her to feel secure.

I AM OP, THE BETA FAGGOT. I'm being alpha for the job.
I manipulate her, treat her like shit, pretend I am seeing other girls (when I am in fact doing weaboo stuff - the Mirai Trunks comeback's getting me hype as fuck, I mean Black Goku lol, this sounds like some ancient meme between 2008's Sup Forums and current Sup Forums) to maker her feel jealous, also I smoke weed in front of her (as I know she hates it) and she... she calls me "God" and crave for my dick. errytime.

I know I get a lot of benefits and I just wish you Sup Forumsros the same thing, as I know you are good folks and deserve to be happy.

But please help me idkwtf to do next, it's all my only calls are:
- Becoming a white trash wife beater
- Dump her and use what I learned to pump&dump bitches

Is there any way to get kids and a decent family running with this girl? Please help, I'm losing my fucking soul.

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This dude steals your girl wat do?

This is where your expertise lie?

dude wtf

I obviously meant you will be helping me with this stuff. She also sees a professional right?

propose to her

All women are crazy. Especially the young ones, that being said enjoy her while she's here

Well... (op here)
I'm still married, divorcing my bitch ex-wife.
I just won't get married again. Shit's the biggest scam ever created.

What is this meme? Did the mean ex offer this as a last resort so now I have to match the offer?

your entire text is a magnificent clusterfuck void of much meaning. All I can gather from what you wrote, is that both you and your girlfriend are fucking out of it.

dump her, and get your ass into therapy.

and that's that.

tell her you're pregnant and want to keep the child

Shut up you newfag clown go shit up a tyft/ylyl thread with your faggot reposts

You're not buying a car here I hope you understand that.

She would just laugh at me. But thanks, i'll try.

Get her either A) a cheap walmart ring, or B) the best ring you can afford.. It depends on if you think she'll be more into the treating her like shit, cheap route, our the fuck it, I'll give you the world as long as you'll be mine route. Either way make sure she knows she's your slave for life.

OP here, wasn't me.

Ur just fucking with me now right?

OP here again. All of my posts.

Ask her to piss on your dick.

You dont seem a sensitive guy, but she seems to verbally abuse you, leave her

stay mad, stay puft.
you sure are one mental, brain-fried son of a bitch, bro.

Well if you're married then you know that the sex gets old after a while. In the same way sex with this broad will get old too.

OP again.
I think she wouldn't mind.
I told her I was into bondage and light BDSM stuff like wheeps, candles and stuff.
She wants me to fuck her in the ass and deprave her like the bitch she is. Shit's cash.

But I really do feel bad about this. She looks like an angel and I kinda feel it's going the wrong way overall.

If specialists of the matter are present, I need your advice too. Even for the whole situation.

I'm doing intel stuff on some people right now and I have some feeling she's an undercover bitch.

btw Sup Forumsack reportin in.

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Don't let the pussy persuade you my man. Can't turn a ho into house wife. Clearly the girls a huge cum drain, if it ain't your dick it's someone else's. Use her to blow you load and that's it.

c'mon please help again.
I know my life is weird shit but you always banter about the lack of OC
well this is pure OC and I'm not strang enough to fully support its weight.
Fuck me, aight?

lol you want kids with a bitch that gives you the finger?

Dude just fuck until she gets fed up and leaves you for some other poor sap.

How a girl can be a pedobear ?

You living a dream, I jelous

Manipulation is the only way to keep a girl long term.

Kids will ruin your life but especially with someone like her. They'll manipulate her more than you can and you'll become less and less in her eyes.

You clearly have feelings for this idiot who should just be used as fuck meat until it spoils. You will eventually ruin it and miss your chance at letting your dick play a pretty sick RPG.

Fucking a yandere?

Sorry, WTF is that ?

You really think this psychotic slut isn't fucking a horde of other cocks? If you're not watching her 24/7 she's on another pole. You have herpes.

OP here. Tsundere.

So you stick your penis in crazy ?

Yes, I did. Shame on me.
Isn't there a rule defining a hot:crazy ratio tho?

Post a PIC, lemme rate ?

Tsundere means crazy or alike ?

Not going to deliver.
Maybe I'll post doggystyle pics of her if I see her next week. After that I'm flying to Sup Forumsand to drink cheap vodka.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsundere

Lucky guy, I want a tsundere just for me