Here's the jig
I've got a girl, 23yo
good looking, petite, pedobear tits, tight ass, naughty, oversensitive
I'm pumping her. She lives far away from me so she comes over and we fuck all night long, sometimes at my place, sometimes in 3 stars hotels (sometimes she pays, sometimes I do).
She says she's in crazy love with me, she gives me the middle finger and calls me an asshole all the time, but just keeps sucking my cock in the restaurants bathrooms and stuff. We do it without a condom.
So the thing is, how do I get a stable relationship with this crazy bitch? We both want kids (I don't give a fuck I already have one).
\> HARD MODE:
She has an "abusive" ex-boyfriend wich name's exactly mine, and she seems to be trying to "replace" him with me. He's the manipulative piece of shit that I have to be for her to feel secure.
I AM OP, THE BETA FAGGOT. I'm being alpha for the job.
I manipulate her, treat her like shit, pretend I am seeing other girls (when I am in fact doing weaboo stuff - the Mirai Trunks comeback's getting me hype as fuck, I mean Black Goku lol, this sounds like some ancient meme between 2008's Sup Forums and current Sup Forums) to maker her feel jealous, also I smoke weed in front of her (as I know she hates it) and she... she calls me "God" and crave for my dick. errytime.
I know I get a lot of benefits and I just wish you Sup Forumsros the same thing, as I know you are good folks and deserve to be happy.
But please help me idkwtf to do next, it's all my only calls are:
- Becoming a white trash wife beater
- Dump her and use what I learned to pump&dump bitches
Is there any way to get kids and a decent family running with this girl? Please help, I'm losing my fucking soul.