Hey Sup Forums! Can you watch my milk? I'll be right back!

Hey Sup Forums! Can you watch my milk? I'll be right back!

S-... sure thing.

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yeah sure

You must be bored to make this thread, run out of fun things to do?

I really want that milk, guys...

Should we all split it?

OH SHIT HOW DID A DOG GET IN

No! Guys! OP will be mad!

Ohfuckohfuckohfuck!

guys, what do we do?!

shit in the cup, he wont notice, trust me.

JERK OFF IN THE GLASS TO REFILL IT

QUICK!

Great idea
Quick

CONTRIBUTING

HURRY, FAGS.

Throw a pony in there too!

wat

O shit waddup

Ok good, meanwhile show me your "everything's ok, nothing happened" face before OP comes back

>2016
>using frog memes

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Here. Is this good enough?

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i did nothing wrong

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OK GOOD

NOW SOMEONE TASTE IT

Not it.

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my god... genuinely lold

MODS MODS MODS

what do you think about me

Erm, thank you I guess, so what does it taste like?

I think you're a faggot who's going to ruin what we're trying to do here, OP doesn't need to find out damn it!

Guys, why is it slighty yellow?

Chocolate milk is gay

hm why? i think im preety

N-no reason OP...

you have nice eyes and brows user

Play it casual until OP returns

you're a pretty dude

a bit creamy. a bit sour.... ithink the milk is no longer good.

like cough medication

Samefag that bitchs about the same old threads on Sup Forums and calls it cancer

It has a weird smell, too
I guess it's just gone bad

fuck off dude. this milk is the fucking reason why i am lurking since 9 years.

SHIT GUYS I THINK I HEAR OP

ADD A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR IN THAT GLASS FFS

sauce

Should've kept it refrigerated, man. You know what happens with global warming and all.

9 years nice try use a odd number to try and fool me that your an oldfag a loser trying to impress a loser

Fuck off

only milk sry

Y-yea... What the fuck OP?

Your milk tasted a little bland.

*drinks* Still doesn't taste bad, though!

>itt, OP is a faggot, as demonstrated with his unquenchable taste for semen.

WELL DONE FAGGOT

SHOW ME OP'S FACE WHEN WE TELL HIM WHAT REALLY WAS IN THE GLASS

It's kinda like, salty milk..

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And coins?

You must have accidentally purchased Salt Milk, that makes sense. Sorry OP, you'll just have to buy a new jug.

T-THATS CAUSE WE PUT SOME SALT IN IT!! DIDNT WE GUYS???

Pomf

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Y-yeah! Yeah, OP! Heh! T-that's all!

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Why are there chunks in it...

kek'd

Because it clearly expired OP! Global warming is a real bitch.

W-well, your milk began to expire
We just checked the expire date OP

Large chunks of salt.

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Wait a minute... People on Sup Forums don't accept global warming!

WHAT WAS IN THE GLASS, FAGGOTS?!?

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OH GOD, OP! DON'T! D^:

Shit.
Some nigger came in here and started shooting your milk because it was white and trying to enjoy life. Those were bullets.

WHAT WAS IT, FAGGOT?!?

Ok,We confess
Tofu milk

Oh, okay... Bullet ridden-nigger tofu milk. Checks out.

This. Definitely tofu milk. Yes sir, delicious, nutritious tofu milk.

This.

Well, shit guys! I like it! Can you get me some more?

fuckin kek'd

W-wait, what?

Yeah. Yeah he came in screaming something about black lives and Tyrone Johnson or something, all nigger names sound alike to me so I can't remember.

Tofu milk... Can you get me more? I'll just be over here. I'll be back in a sec. Get me more tofu milk!

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Shitshitshit.


Does anyone else have any jizz left-over?! I can't even get a half-chub.

Not me! Shit guys... we're going to need to get our jizz from another source...

Op, gotta admit something. Sorry, we haven't been honest with you. This glass of milk that you drank... that you drank entirely and with seeming joy... well, the dog touched it while you were away

Well guys
We need more "Tofu" milk

Does anyone have any ideas?! OP will be back again soon!

user came into it.

I got a mlp to throw in the cup if it'll help anyone?

YOU STUPID SON OF A WHORE
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

No jizz left outta me. Gave it my all, captain. We're going to need to get more... from another source...

Ill pour this in it, guys!

We could just pour some White paint in

Butter! We'll say it solidified!