Hey Sup Forums! Can you watch my milk? I'll be right back!
Hey Sup Forums! Can you watch my milk? I'll be right back!
S-... sure thing.
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yeah sure
You must be bored to make this thread, run out of fun things to do?
I really want that milk, guys...
Should we all split it?
OH SHIT HOW DID A DOG GET IN
No! Guys! OP will be mad!
Ohfuckohfuckohfuck!
guys, what do we do?!
shit in the cup, he wont notice, trust me.
JERK OFF IN THE GLASS TO REFILL IT
QUICK!
Great idea
Quick
CONTRIBUTING
HURRY, FAGS.
Throw a pony in there too!
wat
O shit waddup
Ok good, meanwhile show me your "everything's ok, nothing happened" face before OP comes back
>2016
>using frog memes
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Here. Is this good enough?
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i did nothing wrong
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OK GOOD
NOW SOMEONE TASTE IT
Not it.
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my god... genuinely lold
MODS MODS MODS
what do you think about me
Erm, thank you I guess, so what does it taste like?
I think you're a faggot who's going to ruin what we're trying to do here, OP doesn't need to find out damn it!
Guys, why is it slighty yellow?
Chocolate milk is gay
hm why? i think im preety
N-no reason OP...
you have nice eyes and brows user
Play it casual until OP returns
you're a pretty dude
a bit creamy. a bit sour.... ithink the milk is no longer good.
like cough medication
Samefag that bitchs about the same old threads on Sup Forums and calls it cancer
It has a weird smell, too
I guess it's just gone bad
fuck off dude. this milk is the fucking reason why i am lurking since 9 years.
SHIT GUYS I THINK I HEAR OP
ADD A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR IN THAT GLASS FFS
sauce
Should've kept it refrigerated, man. You know what happens with global warming and all.
9 years nice try use a odd number to try and fool me that your an oldfag a loser trying to impress a loser
Fuck off
only milk sry
Y-yea... What the fuck OP?
Your milk tasted a little bland.
*drinks* Still doesn't taste bad, though!
>itt, OP is a faggot, as demonstrated with his unquenchable taste for semen.
WELL DONE FAGGOT
SHOW ME OP'S FACE WHEN WE TELL HIM WHAT REALLY WAS IN THE GLASS
It's kinda like, salty milk..
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And coins?
You must have accidentally purchased Salt Milk, that makes sense. Sorry OP, you'll just have to buy a new jug.
T-THATS CAUSE WE PUT SOME SALT IN IT!! DIDNT WE GUYS???
Pomf
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Y-yeah! Yeah, OP! Heh! T-that's all!
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Why are there chunks in it...
kek'd
Because it clearly expired OP! Global warming is a real bitch.
W-well, your milk began to expire
We just checked the expire date OP
Large chunks of salt.
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Wait a minute... People on Sup Forums don't accept global warming!
WHAT WAS IN THE GLASS, FAGGOTS?!?
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OH GOD, OP! DON'T! D^:
Shit.
Some nigger came in here and started shooting your milk because it was white and trying to enjoy life. Those were bullets.
WHAT WAS IT, FAGGOT?!?
Ok,We confess
Tofu milk
Oh, okay... Bullet ridden-nigger tofu milk. Checks out.
This. Definitely tofu milk. Yes sir, delicious, nutritious tofu milk.
This.
Well, shit guys! I like it! Can you get me some more?
fuckin kek'd
W-wait, what?
Yeah. Yeah he came in screaming something about black lives and Tyrone Johnson or something, all nigger names sound alike to me so I can't remember.
Tofu milk... Can you get me more? I'll just be over here. I'll be back in a sec. Get me more tofu milk!
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Shitshitshit.
Does anyone else have any jizz left-over?! I can't even get a half-chub.
Not me! Shit guys... we're going to need to get our jizz from another source...
Op, gotta admit something. Sorry, we haven't been honest with you. This glass of milk that you drank... that you drank entirely and with seeming joy... well, the dog touched it while you were away
Well guys
We need more "Tofu" milk
Does anyone have any ideas?! OP will be back again soon!
user came into it.
I got a mlp to throw in the cup if it'll help anyone?
YOU STUPID SON OF A WHORE
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
No jizz left outta me. Gave it my all, captain. We're going to need to get more... from another source...
Ill pour this in it, guys!
We could just pour some White paint in
Butter! We'll say it solidified!