ITT Describe games poorly

ITT Describe games poorly
>Crashed at sea
>Alien Fish
>Swimming simulator

Sims 2.

Give the little kids a few hours. They'll stop the Sims/FIFA b8-fest by then.

>White dragon and black dragons.
>some magic blue haired dude saved the day.

Subnautica

>Meat lump fighting an unborn

>be cell
>be land animal
>be tribesman

Super Meat boy

Spore

>Some white dudes
>Some black dudes
>Overpowered bitches
>Fight

Spore

>be alien hero
>defeat evil

>Blocks

I knew it was spore as soon as you said alien fish

Tetris or Minecraft

spooky scary fights baggy waggy to save spooky scary town and his waifu

destroy all humans.

>car
>on moon

Shit, its called Little Grim or something right? You play as a little skeleton dude?

Overwatch?

No

nope. here's another hint. slimey wimey weapon.

Chess

Actually meant was minecraft.
Tetris would be
>Blocks
>Du dududu, dududu dududu, dudu du, dudu, du du du du

Nope

Right

>fuck off shaun
>heil the brotherhood
>fuck off settlements that need my help
>FUCK OFF SHAUN

Correct

>cyka blyat

CS GO

metro last light? or sone random russian kid on any online shooter?

Fallout 4

Barotrauma.

>this one need something?

> China man
> Afraid of ghosts
> Very hungry

correct
nah, never played metro tho.

dota

Also correct xd

subnautica

Moonbase alpha?

>hats

> Nigger throwing shit
> Trying to escape hobo camp
> Hot ass bitch is the prize

Think of a kids game.

>why aren't these hearses picking up the corpses next door

>You are the chosen one
>Town destroyed
>Help a lot of people
>Stop some evil dudes
>Kill a dragon

skyrim

TF2?

Nope

Le fallout 4

Correct

>it's easy to NOPE out of the "game", especially late in the "game"
>like /d/ and /tg/ having a baby

you are retarded

subnautica
7/10 good swim

>random blocks fall from the sky
>they contain weapons
>people start killing each other

One of the Worms games?

>beta fags trying to be heros
>mutant fucking chickens with rockets
>raging bulls
>spooky spooky skeletons

>make pizza
>buy warehouse
>bribe mayor
>make some more pizza

>be dead
>fighting people
>fire everywhere
>use blind waifu to level up

darksouls?

Subnautica.

No, but good answer

>white cop kills nigger
>all hell breaks loose

Dark Souls 3

Not worms, but similar.

>Wash up on shore
>Smash boxes and shit
>Save the bitch

more like Swims 2

Crash bandicoot

Nigga, that's just the game of life.

>Be Japanese jailbait
>Sister is fucking retarded
>2spoopy 4 me

Correct

Fable TLC

Fatal Frame 2

lol thats what i was referring to

Correctomundo

Crash bandicoot 1

>Be random ass prisoner
>Fuck off into the wilderness
>Kill anything that breathes

pacman

manhunt?

>Jump and shoot
>Kill robot
>Am now robot

>be emo ex marine type thing
>electric company fucks up environment
>get squad and fuck em up
>then alien shit kinda?
>long ass sword vs big ass sword

>fly around to wherever you want to go.
>make friends and enemies
>build home or blow shit up.
>Goal is to be better than nobody around you.

>collect artifacts and recruit local population to help
>because spaceship broke

Morrowind

little easy. FF VII

Rust?

Nobody managed to figure my one out

>Kill Russians
>KILL
>KILL
>KILL
>KILL
>KILL

jump man

Get out of here STALKER.

>little girl and curtains
>static
>sneak around building
>avoid monsters
>find pills and ration
>go through mirrors
>meet sketchy but friendly npc's
>kill monsters
>woman dies
>snap out of madness
>cry alot

>on one side, a lobster
>on the other, noodle hair
>one says theyre your fam but they lyin
> h + samurai code vs old detective movies spelled weird

Megaman

>vintage
>just as good as today with mods
>holy shit, all those maps too

EVE

parallel universe.exe

>sneaky
>tactically kill people
>you have 3 green dots in front of your face

Nope. Would it help if I told oyu it was a furry convention?

>you n'wah

>simple melee combat
>clumsy magic and crafting system
>club of bald runners that kill people
>unkillable Panther

Splinter cell

>Brake cages
>Kill commies
>Turn into an americuck