ITT Describe games poorly
>Crashed at sea
>Alien Fish
>Swimming simulator
ITT Describe games poorly
Sims 2.
Give the little kids a few hours. They'll stop the Sims/FIFA b8-fest by then.
>White dragon and black dragons.
>some magic blue haired dude saved the day.
Subnautica
>Meat lump fighting an unborn
>be cell
>be land animal
>be tribesman
Super Meat boy
Spore
>Some white dudes
>Some black dudes
>Overpowered bitches
>Fight
Spore
>be alien hero
>defeat evil
>Blocks
I knew it was spore as soon as you said alien fish
Tetris or Minecraft
spooky scary fights baggy waggy to save spooky scary town and his waifu
destroy all humans.
>car
>on moon
Shit, its called Little Grim or something right? You play as a little skeleton dude?
Overwatch?
No
nope. here's another hint. slimey wimey weapon.
Chess
Actually meant was minecraft.
Tetris would be
>Blocks
>Du dududu, dududu dududu, dudu du, dudu, du du du du
Nope
Right
>fuck off shaun
>heil the brotherhood
>fuck off settlements that need my help
>FUCK OFF SHAUN
Correct
>cyka blyat
CS GO
metro last light? or sone random russian kid on any online shooter?
Fallout 4
Barotrauma.
>this one need something?
> China man
> Afraid of ghosts
> Very hungry
correct
nah, never played metro tho.
dota
Also correct xd
subnautica
Moonbase alpha?
>hats
> Nigger throwing shit
> Trying to escape hobo camp
> Hot ass bitch is the prize
Think of a kids game.
>why aren't these hearses picking up the corpses next door
>You are the chosen one
>Town destroyed
>Help a lot of people
>Stop some evil dudes
>Kill a dragon
skyrim
TF2?
Nope
Le fallout 4
Correct
>it's easy to NOPE out of the "game", especially late in the "game"
>like /d/ and /tg/ having a baby
you are retarded
subnautica
7/10 good swim
>random blocks fall from the sky
>they contain weapons
>people start killing each other
One of the Worms games?
>beta fags trying to be heros
>mutant fucking chickens with rockets
>raging bulls
>spooky spooky skeletons
>make pizza
>buy warehouse
>bribe mayor
>make some more pizza
>be dead
>fighting people
>fire everywhere
>use blind waifu to level up
darksouls?
Subnautica.
No, but good answer
>white cop kills nigger
>all hell breaks loose
Dark Souls 3
Not worms, but similar.
>Wash up on shore
>Smash boxes and shit
>Save the bitch
more like Swims 2
Crash bandicoot
Nigga, that's just the game of life.
>Be Japanese jailbait
>Sister is fucking retarded
>2spoopy 4 me
Correct
Fable TLC
Fatal Frame 2
lol thats what i was referring to
Correctomundo
Crash bandicoot 1
>Be random ass prisoner
>Fuck off into the wilderness
>Kill anything that breathes
pacman
manhunt?
>Jump and shoot
>Kill robot
>Am now robot
>be emo ex marine type thing
>electric company fucks up environment
>get squad and fuck em up
>then alien shit kinda?
>long ass sword vs big ass sword
>fly around to wherever you want to go.
>make friends and enemies
>build home or blow shit up.
>Goal is to be better than nobody around you.
>collect artifacts and recruit local population to help
>because spaceship broke
Morrowind
little easy. FF VII
Rust?
Nobody managed to figure my one out
>Kill Russians
>KILL
>KILL
>KILL
>KILL
>KILL
jump man
Get out of here STALKER.
>little girl and curtains
>static
>sneak around building
>avoid monsters
>find pills and ration
>go through mirrors
>meet sketchy but friendly npc's
>kill monsters
>woman dies
>snap out of madness
>cry alot
>on one side, a lobster
>on the other, noodle hair
>one says theyre your fam but they lyin
> h + samurai code vs old detective movies spelled weird
Megaman
>vintage
>just as good as today with mods
>holy shit, all those maps too
EVE
parallel universe.exe
>sneaky
>tactically kill people
>you have 3 green dots in front of your face
Nope. Would it help if I told oyu it was a furry convention?
>you n'wah
>simple melee combat
>clumsy magic and crafting system
>club of bald runners that kill people
>unkillable Panther
Splinter cell
>Brake cages
>Kill commies
>Turn into an americuck