Okay,Sup Forums,I hope you can explain what happened to me.
I just jacked off into a napkin. Okay,fine,that's normal,that's what I usually do before I go to sleep.
Only along with the usual globs of semen came a few carcasses of dead ants, and a significant amount of blood.
I'm not going to sleep tonight. Explain this,where the fuck did those ants come from? How do I treat this?
A+ for creativity
god damn that's disturbing
>A+ for creativity
newfag
Joke's on you,newfag,only newfags complain about newfags!
sorry, did I not meme it up for you enough?
you can have a few internets I guess
your dick is so rank and your room so messy the ants harvested the dorito crumbs beneath your desk and carried them into their new hill inside your cock
that anteater meme wasn't meant to be taken seriously user
you better redirect that sass to the proper post you little lint licker
kek
Did you fuck an anthill during last 24 hours ?
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It's too late user. They have chosen you to be their queen. Now you must rule, for all of ant kind. Remember to delegate, you're too important to be micromanaging.
christ
yes my son?
are the newfags bullying you again?
Need to ingest a can of liquid ant killer to destroy the remaining ants.
I remember this old pasta from 2007.
That's what you get for fucking your own family members.
Leave your ant alone from now on.
No,but I am considering buying an anteater. It's a win win! I get rid of the ants,AND my cock is sucked!
A gamergate (/ˈɡæmərˌɡeJt/) is a reproductively viable female worker ant that is able to reproduce with mature males when the colony is lacking a queen.
That's you, OP.
O SHIT
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2007 wants its pasta back
Shut up oldfag,a lollercoaster has been sparked! (Oh yeah,and I came here from ED,decided to see for myself if this shit would work)
the fuck is ED?
Erectile disfunction. AHHAHAHA,DISREGARD THAT,I SUCK COCKS!
It stands for Encyclopedia Dramatica you fucktard
I thought maybe, but who the fuck goes from there to here?
shouldn't it be the other way around?
Honest answer...
LOLDUNNO