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cracking, absolutely CRACKING book series edition

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ooga booga where da toilets at

Will post in yours rather than that fucking JFs' version.

okay i have alot of stories about this but ill tell you the maddest so me and my friends had dropped two tabs started about fine a few hours passed and my brain decided yanno hes chillin fuck this lets make it fun, we were walking down a down near the house we were chilling at some reason it was pitch black saw some crazy creatture run across the road and heard screaming then we decided to walk to tesco about two hours later for some reason i thought i was floating and in control of some random guy who kept looking at me like i was some next level crackhead then i got randomly lost bearing in mind id grew up in this town and some lampost had clearly got my attention cause i grabbed it and held on like my life depended on it dont remember it all i just remember getting back to the house like TFFFFF then i saw loads of portals opening fell through one but in reality i fell off the chair lmao n then a deer came out the portal and said hey will how you doing today and there was some trippy purple room

>build my house with low roofs and doors
>give lanklets neck ache when they visit

Gabbie

pity (you)

>.

SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH

HOW CAN YOU SAY

I GO ABOUT THINGS THE WRONG WAY

I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED

JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES

thank you master

me breddahs

what's her name, lads?

charmaine

that's not her name

millie, i havent spoke to her in years but still the only girl i think about lol

Her name is Catherine and I saw her for the first time just two days ago
I didn't say anything to her and she didn't say hi to me either and I've just been eating junk food and crying ever since

Haven't had a crush since I was 12

lauren soraya olivia grace signe

first time in a year*

>still getting infatuated with females

oh, my sweet summer child x

HATE MY SISTER SO MUCH

this shall be the non-runt thread
we will only make intelligent posts that show purpose or thought-provoking ideas, and we will demand IQ tests

if you don't post on /sci/, /lit/ or /his/ you won't be welcome

>this shall be the non-runt thread
we will only make intelligent posts that show purpose or thought-provoking ideas, and we will demand IQ tests

if you don't post on /sci/, /lit/ or /his/ you won't be welcome

haha nerd

did a poo in the cat's litter box

hahah bet the cat wasn't pleased with you at all when he found that!!

how d'you know? what is her name?

We're all in here lads

i'm not in there, also it's the designated runt thread

see:

good post

I don't know how to spell or pronounce it

tessa

>tfw you embarrass yourself by accidentally holding an opinion that hasn't been endorsed by the top minds at /brit/

>go to bed at 4am
>wake up at 1pm

hmm feel like a right mug

Enjoy.

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siobhan pronounced "neev"

>when she nibbles on your frenulum
is there ANY better feeling

reminder to report the wannabe caralad leaf that spams the same shit every thread

Her name was Ray
She was beautiful

really want to be in a band lads but everyone i know just doesnt get what i wanna do

i can play drums guitar and sing so i feel like i could just do it all myself but i have no idea how to record anything

anyone know of any cloning technology that i could get my mitts on?

nice tune

shan't

bump limits are a mixed feeling for me

on one hand, we're the only thread that has to make more than 20 a day (to my knowledge) so there's some pride in that
on the other hand, if I go to the chippy and come back any convo I had is p-much gone

tfw you go against the /brit/ narrative

>mfw I dislike every character on TWD now apart from Negan
They've all become so unlikeable

just be yourself

sounds painful

but then again im not entirely sure that i know what the frenulum so could be wrong

i think its th banjostring

first year mechanical engineering la. The memes about engineers being thick is true tbf

What the fuck is a dexterity sport you twat? Chink Anglo mix = autistic little elliot sperglords who go on killing sprees. Whats even a big cock for an east asian? 5 inches?

>tfw taller and more muscular and more handsome than literally EVERYON in this thread
Feels good. Probably have a bigger willy too.

the walking dead is terrible
stop enjoying pleb shit

extreme lockpicking

>The memes about engineers being thick is true
?
Anyone who does engineering at uni is ultra intelligent

catching up on eastenders

Lee is me

During the Christmas holiday from uni I've been going to bed at 7am and getting up at 5pm

Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.

You have 15 seconds to give yourself a banterous nickname.

GO.

I am so fucking sick of the English and their lies. They are ruining my country and I want them GONE.

faye
was hoping i'd see when i've been home for christmas but i haven't and probably wont

escort i went to as an early christmas present said i had a nice cock and it's really really big

same

Dexterity sports are non-sports like ping pong and badminton.

ch'

>that glorious Tom Cruise feel

Lanklets will simply never know it.

I stopped liking about half in season 2 and almost all of them in season 4, which is when I stopped watching.

I can only watch S1 now and can't even stand the rest, don't know how I made it to s4

look at the rage in this post

literally slamming your keys wiping back the tears

Dexterity sports, are sports that require naturally high amounts of dexterity. Hope that's cleared it up for you.

7+ here lad

georgy banterkov

I don't enjoy it though. I'm only still watching it because it's been 7 fucking seasons so I can't give up now

I enjoyed Game of Thrones from season 1 to 3 tbqh

started getting a bit shit after that

Not good at anything lads

is snooker a sport lads

Falling in love with an Oriental
How do I stop this before it's too late?

dont really care about someones race 2bh

is squash not a sport?

gotta be awake in 6 hours lol

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Post choons to go with heartache for a girl a few thousand miles away who might but probably isn't into you

>tennis
>badminton
>table tennis
>chess

really gets the mind running up

ask /sci/ about engineers, we're looked down on by physicists and mathematicians

lmao so what typing and playing ping pong

fuck off you little gook bellend, no one believes you

I'm 6 foot 1 but I still feel intimidated and jealous by taller people, women in particular

What have you done to me /brit/

How does this guy do it?

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Might move to Cornwall desu.

>sunk cost fallacy
bruh...

tennis is not a sport for runts

haha think this is the case for most who still watch it

There she goes
There she goes again
Racing thru' my brain

And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains

There she blows
There she blows again
Pulsing thru' my vein

And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains

Squash isn't a sport, but is definitely one of the most fun passtimes I can think of. Especially if you make up your own rules like me and my mates do.

You ever played 1v1v1v1 squash? Shit's bananas.

Need a new sci-fi show to watch

Got poor suggestions when I asked yesterday

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still stings

Big strong big willy

thread theme

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I have a hunch so I stand at 6ft until I straighten my back to be 6ft 4.
It's really jarring for some people.

>tfw you stand near a manlet and they start standing up as straight as they can and tense

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*lets it rip*

Ah, the old quandry
>take sudafed and can't sleep 'cause of its stimulant properties
>don't take it and can't sleep 'cause of blocked nose

stark trek the next gen
babylon 5
westworld

ah yes, sophomore year physicists and mathematicians on /sci/ that are going to be making 300k starting when they get their degree
they are incredibly smart in picking degrees

terrible choice for that feel lad. Here

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had a good old piss up with the rents drinking japanese whisky listening to kate bush, the smiths, george michael and pet shop boys.

feel sorry for you cunts who have shit families

>by no-one,

you mean literally only you