Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
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Penny Claim.
Yeah I forgot to mention it to you and maybe a few other people but I finally married Penny in game
>Cost me 5000g for the damn necklace but its worth it for the best wife/farmhand.
>Plus its great since I get to talk to her every time I leave the house
>Sometimes she gives me food or gifts when she goes shopping
>Plus kiss every day ^^
You can never leave, the beast will drag you back into the pit.
>WELCOME HAVE FUN!
>The Beast Will Watch As You Sleep
Akiko claimed
>claim
Hey guys, how goes it?
Rikka claimed!
Thanks for the threads Hank!
You're here forever now.
Perfect timing Hank.
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>Childrens Flesh
Child bones are much easier to get out since they're much smaller and also more breakable so do be careful
Except if you plan to eat them like ribs, it works with the femur and humerus.
>Baby Back Ribs.
>MMMM
Sorry to the Birb, I can't find the coupon code. If anyone else has the $.99 code for the mousepad handy, please share it.
My mousepad arrived. Such smooth movements it's crazy.
QOTT: whatcha listenin' to?
I got you fam
>Makoto
still here
Ooh okay!
>THANK YOU
Thank you!
>be wary of shinoa nad bun
how ocme?
Oh okay! That sounsd cool
Tohsaka claim
T-Thank you
Whoa I didn't see you down there weathers nice I guess
Forgot pic
>Rory-sama
>Yeah, I know exactly what you mean, I kinda twisted things in my head to keep going...
Yeah I'm often smiling or I'm just neutral when I'm in deep thought, I do that every now and again.
>I believe somber is the word.
I didn't greet the new guy! Hey new guy!
Not bad, just playing some vidya. Now you are here forever. Enjoy your stay
Smug confirmed
a meme MACHINE
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Hello best idol, how are you?
Oh hello! How are you?
Thats cool. Thank you!
She is! Have you seen Love Live?
Oh shit you're here. What's up
Oh shit hi Akiko
I'm not making sense right now, I was wondering what you meant with "yesterdays bs"
>kotori claim
Thank you.
If trips Shinoa get
>hugs
Let me see that book. It says Moscow; are you a commie?
I'm good, welcome to the thread! You're here forever!
>Don't let smug ship you!
Nice! How much time did you wait for it? I remember you saying you bought it a few weeks back~
Heya new face, nice to meet you~
I'm Amatsukaze, but you can call me Amatsu
Anytime~
How's your day going?
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Might turn on the radio for a bit, actually.
They'll rope you in to things. Ask Mizore about it.
I got things to the head (EX: Rocks) to change my thinking right fast.
>Doesn't mean I don't smile, if I'm extra happy, I will without realizing it.
Somber? Might be.
Sup Maki!
Got a nail stuck in a brand new tire, so I had to go get another new tire since they won't patch motorcycle tires due to liability issues. Also had to stall off on break up plans due to finding out they were in the hospital for surgery. On the bright side, I only paid $90 for the tire and install, and my replacement gloves were on the way to the shop so I'll be getting those in soon!
>Only 2 fu fus
Opinion discarded
Hey Rory
Yes, I have! I saw both seasons and the movie! It was pretty good
eh...
>hugs back
Haha, thanks! I'm glad to be here
Ooh hi, some people call you "Discount Megumin". Can I call you that?
Refer to Moscow December 25th 1991
The Last Day of the Soviet Union
Oh yeah, it was quite the long wait, but they didn't actually make for a week or two due to excessive orders. The shipping itself from Hong Kong to Nebraska only took about a week.
Claiming operator waifus everywhere
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Heyo Kyouko, I'm doing pretty good. had a nice time on OW. How about you?
>The NBHD
Great taste.
O shit what's poppin Birb?
Yo Makoto, how are you?
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Ayyyy best idol, how goes it?
What is your waifu from btw? She is a cute
Im always here, this is prison. None of us can ever leave. What up though
Eh, I just finished playing OW aswell, was pretty fun.
I'm doing good!
And glad to hear you're better today!
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Yooo!
Tad tired, back kinda hurts for unknown reasons now, But I'm doing decent enough today. What's poppin?
Can i claim this cat as my wifu ?
It was more isolation and hitting as opposed to throwing.
>Ill be glad to see you smile
Nope! Not somber. Wrong. Woops.
>Discount Megumin
>REEEEEEEEEE
If you find an original nickname, then sure.
Ah well, I might also get myself one then~
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Want me to massage your back for you?
>I know how to give you a good rub~
Hehe, thanks! she's from "Is the Order a Rabbit?"
It's a pretty good show!
I dont see why not?
Haha, I'm gonna call you Discount Megumin
claimed kai
Vaas Montenegro
Pretty good. You?
Cute pictures
For every babby you eat the schwanz king will pragnate thirteen waifus! The population must go on!
>I insert the schwanz into the random waifu
>The hip thrust is vigor and powreful!
>The waifu has the good time nostalgia feeling
Hnnnnnngh! Hooooaarrrrrrggghhh!
>The powreful ograsm is had and the waifu becomes super pragnant up the butt, and the anus
>The rich seamin shoots up the waifu's body and makes her vertebrals smack against each other like dominose
>The last one launches her head off into the distance
>But the waifu is pragnated superly!
Ahhhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
>tfw you get yet another legendary skin in Overwatch
Hello Blackbeard Torbjorn
>Only 2 fu fus
I'm not sure if I follow
No furries please
Well done Schwanz king
What's up bud. I just woke up.im gonna stay in bed until 9 and the. Get ready for work.
How are you?
Holy moly that sounds like it was a long day! I hope you can cool down nicely after that
Ahh! Who is your favourite idol? o/
Thanks fam
Heiya Maki! Nothing much! What about you?
That's not original..!
Pretty much the same, getting really tired tho
> sauce time
Ayyeeee living the good life!
>virtually
Forgot to reply but yeah in a way lol
Mmhmm keep on talking, beautiful
Kek. Doing Fine?
Yo
What was that?
Look who it is
Ill add it on my list of things to watch, i gotta finish space dandy, and jojos. Once those are done ill spend some time no lifing the show.
I wanted that one too....instead i just get garbage legendaries and duplicates of sprays.
Best virtual life
>Though I live a pretty good irl life too
>This helps me cope with my crippling anxiety about women
>Also its fun because FARMING
>I've got a small scale gardener irl, farming for me is fun.
I missed that amazing shitposting.
How are you schwanz king?
Always cute. Or scary.
It has happened bois
Mcree and Widow have now officially been nerfed
I wonder if Birb still will get potg every time with HALF fan the hammer damage
BUT I WAS THE CAT ALL ALONG!
Seriously, fucking love SexualLobster.
Kids can be cruel, seriously...
>Well you sure make me already!
No, that seems about right. I always seem kinda gloomy despite how cheery I act. Probably because I'm rather quiet so no one really notices the little cheer I have when I actually do talk.
If you wouldn't mind...
Dammit Schwanz, was moonbunny not enough to satisfy you earlier?! Truly the lust of a king.
See right below on that post you replied to.
Work night shift again?
Busy day for a lazy person, yep.
>Today I have embraced my lazy
I only changed a clutch cable, lubed another, killed a battery and charged 2!
Not even beautiful.
OH, right. Chino. The biggest thing to be aware of! Smuggles has a short fuse, so be extra cautious around 'em!
If I take that mask off, will you die!?
Yeah
How late is it for you?
She said fufu in the comic not fufufu
Yo Mugen, it's going pretty well at the moment, no complaints. You?
It's nice to hear you're having a good time. Thank you, I appreciate that. Yesterday just wasn't the day.
Get some IcyHot on there if you have any. Or just crack it like I do. That's good to hear though. Not much, sitting around waiting for a game to download.
Pretty much the same, killing some time.
What's poppin, Smug Wing?
My favorite? I would have to say Rin. I like nekos.
I dont care~!
ooh okay.
>I love how smug your waifu is!
Alright cool! I hope you enjoy it!
oshit nice.
>checkem
Alright, I'll keep that in mind!
>Tfw nerfed but still fan hammer to victory
Fan hammer reminds me of the whole CS:GO bullshit a while ago when the r8 was so fucking OP
>Fan hammer with one hand
>Pull trigger with other
>Defuse bomb with tactical dick insertion.
The lewd waifu picture!
>The lewd waifu picture makes the schwanz arise and edgeaculate majestically
Ahhhh! The lewd waifu made the seamin emerge from the schwanz tip!
>The seamin circles the waifu with the predatory like the wolf pack
>But it has the grace of a swan and is the terrifying beauty
>The seamin cannot decide which waifu hole to enter and pragnate
>It circles the waifu faster and faster until the speed of light and much heat generated, becoming the seamin inferno
>It goes faster than the speed of light and penetrates a hole into the universe
>THE UNIVERSE IS PRAGNATED!
Throwback Tuesday
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Should be thanking Makoto, after all he's the person who got the code.
>first day
>being more poplar than i ever have been in my two months
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Kagami is still cute
Annu cheeki breeki.
>Mfw I'm still gonna play McCree anyway
He's still fun to play
Aussie humor at its finest.
Also check out Beached Az and Big Lez show.
She learned from the best
Yeah that makes sense, but I still don't think somber works.
If you want a massage from me
>You'll have to take off your clothes of course~
Yep I work a night shift tonight then at 5am on Thursday. Then next week I have three more night shifts but I'm trying to get out of one so I can be rested for my drive to the /k/ meet
Cheeki breeki vi damke
Thank you.
I fucking love Freezepop!
>rip Cheese pizza man.
Cheeki breeki.
.. I'll allow it, but because you're so cute~
>hugs
DAB
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How are you friend?
I am hallow
> claimed
What a long strange trip its been
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Nothing much fam, watching some tv and shit, what about you?
It still oneshots every sub 300 hp hero. Its only Zarya and Roadhog who can still live a rightclick > shift > rightclick.
That is like more then I do for an entire week. I admire you.
Good shit
Rin is my second favourite! She has the absolute best singing voice of them all!
I feel ya, im going pretty good. I got my n64 stuff and have been playing starfox 64 while talking to everyone. What did you do today?
So why is your waifu your waifu? What about her made you know she was the one?
To you too.
What game is she from? And what plants do you tend to?
Aren't you adorable?~
Yee
Noice
Rome total war, chatting with fam, Skype, telegram and thread. You?
Don't believe what they say. I do it for a reason
>thanks
I got horny again! ^.^
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PAPALI PAPALI CYKA
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Platinum the trinity all up in this vicinity
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Oh okay!
>hugs back
A..am i a hugbox now or something?
That's an interesting question. I love how shy and adorable Chino is, really. You?
>I have no idea what youre going on about
>youre welcome
Welcome back!