That's one dildo in my ass 10 billion more dildos to cum
Andrew Moore
Han Solo Dies
Luke Gomez
Traps aren't gay.
Carter Martinez
first
Charles Gomez
"Mars is okay. No sand niggers here."
Jayden Walker
"do I say it now?"
Nathaniel Long
HI MOM
Evan Gonzalez
I'd send this back too Nasa
Alexander Lopez
"Welcome to mars, boys and girls, here's my tits with timestamp and a sharpie in my pooper"
Christopher Robinson
"Why did i come here in the first place?"
Thomas Parker
FIRST
Jonathan Russell
Didn't mean to link you, fag.
Hunter Rogers
Mankind has conquered the god of war. Sounds like shit but it should be something like that.
Joseph Martinez
Kek is everywhere.
Jason Carter
Dafuk am I doin' on Mars?
Sebastian Brown
i am t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m and this is my planet XDDD!! *raises spork*
Hudson Walker
Hope someone TIVO's Another World for us.
Jose Morgan
Thank god there are no niggers or jews here. We can actually have a perfect world.
Parker Roberts
Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
Christopher Moore
Hitler did nothing wrong.
Jaxson Cox
Tits or get the fuck off.
Alexander Young
The classic: "Ayyy lmao"
Noah Richardson
Ayy lamo
Caleb Murphy
"#AllLivesMatter"
Tyler Rogers
"With this first step, we stand here not as divided individuals, but as a lament to what we are and can do as humanity."
Noah Smith
Heeeerreeesssss Johnny!
David Robinson
I've found heaven. Our safe haven. Our new beginning. Our new home. Finally, peace at last.
Nicholas Watson
fuck niggers
Aiden King
>see alien >i am big cums >360 and float away
Nicholas Ramirez
niggers tongue my anus
Gavin Murphy
What about the internet connection?
Charles Nelson
"Check 'em."
Zachary Kelly
Please someone make a Mars Waifu
Logan King
Where is my Plutonium P328 the earth is blocking my view of venus
Luis Hall
Islam is a religion of peace
Owen Wilson
fuck 12 nigga
Christopher Miller
then promptly, and very loudly: "FUCK."
Levi Wood
[falls to his knees screaming] YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!
Josiah Russell
Where are you, Terra Formars?
Dominic Thompson
I stand in search of alien memes
Hudson Walker
Great!! I spent four years in a fucking can to go to the desert...
Fuck me...
Samuel Watson
Oh?, Hi Jimmy, Emila!
Michael Thompson
Take a look at the lawman beating up the wrong guy oh man wonder if he'll ever know, he's in the best selling show, is there life on maaaaaaaaaars?
Kevin Rivera
Mars?! I wanted to walk all up and down Uranus.
Zachary Edwards
What the fuck ? Why everything is so orange ? My eyes are starting to hurt
Nolan Brown
HOLY FUCKING CRAP I'M ON FUCKING MARS BITCHES!!!
Austin Brooks
I claim this planet in the name of the earth!
Hunter Morales
IT'S A TRAP !
Jose Russell
I like your style
Thomas Gonzalez
Well, this ain't the kind of place to raise the kids. In fact, it's cold as Hell. And there's no one there to raise them if you did.
Luis Davis
Whatever the hell they had me practice while I was back on Earth before launch, like Armstrong did.
Nicholas Roberts
Uncle Martin is right behind us
David Barnes
THERE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE AN EARTH-SHATTERING KABOOM
Parker Jenkins
I hope it was worth it, this place is a shithole.
Camden Sanders
No one will ever get to Mars. The PC crowd will sent a nigger and sandnigger along, causing the mission will self destruct. >Alla Akbard--- Boom!
Eli Lewis
Hey guys! Comedy Shorts gamer here!
Adam Foster
seconded
Joshua Carter
>Alla Akbard Fucking hell mate.
Dominic Harris
Doesn't matter what you say, as long as you remember to blame ebaums.
Robert Davis
Aww, shit, it's Doctor Manhattan! Wazzup, homie?
Liam Baker
One small step for keem, on giant leap for keemkind.
Adrian Sanchez
And that kids is how I met your mother.
Nolan Howard
"Huh, this shit is really red. I want to go back home"
Brayden Richardson
"I didn't know mars had an anus"
Angel Foster
Glorious
Adrian Morgan
They'll need women for it to fail, remember the Challenger
Kayden Ross
All your base are belong to us
Hudson James
ITS FUCJKING
>"THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR AAAAAA MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND" the fucking signal stuttered , FUCK WHY DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS, IT WOUDLNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE HE EVEN CONFIRMED IT
>sorry for my autistic rant, im high af so i think thats why
Matthew White
"did someone say... spiderman planet?"
Anthony Carter
It is actually "and one giant leap for mankind" But the com leaked and it wasnt transmitted
Caleb Hill
Sorry, I know that's what he claimed, but I've listened to it many times, and just can't hear a space for a signal dropout long enough for a word -- or hear one at all.
He just flubbed his line -- probably he was pretty excited and all.
Cameron Ward
well i just listened to the youtube vid and youre right hmm just based it off his calim lol i think i would have been like
>holy FUCK IM ON THE FUCKING MOON
so i dont blame him
Jeremiah Anderson
aahh thanks for the nostalgia
Gabriel Young
"At least it wasn't a nigger"
Adrian Brown
"This is Major Tom to Ground control. You've really made the grade."
Jaxon Ward
That is more plausible, since there is a pause there, but it does not sound like a com dropout -- I suspect he paused when he realized he had dropped the "a" in the first bit.
Robert Jackson
"I left the keys for the Mars rover on my bedside table. Mummas gonna be pissed."
Gabriel Myers
Was this from somewhere?
Henry Rogers
"Man that was a loooonnngggg flight. This better be worth it".
Brandon Gonzalez
How do I sprint?
Bentley Ramirez
>"This is the superior planetary federation of mars and we declare war on planet earth"
David Edwards
Snootch to the mother fuckin ooch bitches
Parker Rogers
I think i just sharted
Juan Powell
First, Mars.
Then, Uranus.
Ryder Torres
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEENKIIIINS
Leo James
ayyy lmao
Ayden Young
I wouldn't say anything. Take that society. Also, is no one going to point out the giant butthole?
Samuel Flores
This thread is summer incarnate.
Hahaha, nigger faggot nigger nigger jew faggot Trump nigger!