"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." These words have cemented themselves into history

"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." These words have cemented themselves into history.

Now it's your turn.

You just landed on mars and you are about to step foot onto the planet. What would you say to mark such an historic event?

I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!

DAMMIT COHAGEN

Well mars sucks, can't breath the air

"Did I shut the garage door?"

I can't wait to be the first person to jerk off on mars.

Take that space niggers.

Ayy lmao niqqurz succ my peaanus :)

Thanks, Lori.

"How the fuck do I get home?"

LEEEEEEEERRROOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY

JEEEENNNNKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

That's one dildo in my ass 10 billion more dildos to cum

Han Solo Dies

Traps aren't gay.

first

"Mars is okay. No sand niggers here."

"do I say it now?"

HI MOM

I'd send this back too Nasa

"Welcome to mars, boys and girls, here's my tits with timestamp and a sharpie in my pooper"

"Why did i come here in the first place?"

FIRST

Didn't mean to link you, fag.

Mankind has conquered the god of war. Sounds like shit but it should be something like that.

Kek is everywhere.

Dafuk am I doin' on Mars?

i am t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m and this is my planet XDDD!! *raises spork*

Hope someone TIVO's Another World for us.

Thank god there are no niggers or jews here. We can actually have a perfect world.

Space:
the final frontier.
These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.
Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds,
to seek out new life and new civilizations,
to boldly go where no man has gone before.

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Tits or get the fuck off.

The classic: "Ayyy lmao"

Ayy lamo

"#AllLivesMatter"

"With this first step, we stand here not as divided individuals, but as a lament to what we are and can do as humanity."

Heeeerreeesssss Johnny!

I've found heaven. Our safe haven. Our new beginning. Our new home. Finally, peace at last.

fuck niggers

>see alien
>i am big cums
>360 and float away

niggers tongue my anus

What about the internet connection?

"Check 'em."

Please someone make a Mars Waifu

Where is my Plutonium P328
the earth is blocking my view of venus

Islam is a religion of peace

fuck 12 nigga

then promptly, and very loudly: "FUCK."

[falls to his knees screaming] YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!

Where are you, Terra Formars?

I stand in search of alien memes

Great!! I spent four years in a fucking can to go to the desert...

Fuck me...

Oh?, Hi Jimmy, Emila!

Take a look at the lawman beating up the wrong guy oh man wonder if he'll ever know, he's in the best selling show, is there life on maaaaaaaaaars?

Mars?! I wanted to walk all up and down Uranus.

What the fuck ? Why everything is so orange ? My eyes are starting to hurt

HOLY FUCKING CRAP I'M ON FUCKING MARS BITCHES!!!

I claim this planet in the name of the earth!

IT'S A TRAP !

I like your style

Well, this ain't the kind of place to raise the kids. In fact, it's cold as Hell. And there's no one there to raise them if you did.

Whatever the hell they had me practice while I was back on Earth before launch, like Armstrong did.

Uncle Martin is right behind us

THERE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE AN EARTH-SHATTERING KABOOM

I hope it was worth it, this place is a shithole.

No one will ever get to Mars. The PC crowd will sent a nigger and sandnigger along, causing the mission will self destruct.
>Alla Akbard--- Boom!

Hey guys! Comedy Shorts gamer here!

seconded

>Alla Akbard
Fucking hell mate.

Doesn't matter what you say, as long as you remember to blame ebaums.

Aww, shit, it's Doctor Manhattan! Wazzup, homie?

One small step for keem, on giant leap for keemkind.

And that kids is how I met your mother.

"Huh, this shit is really red. I want to go back home"

"I didn't know mars had an anus"

Glorious

They'll need women for it to fail, remember the Challenger

All your base are belong to us

ITS FUCJKING

>"THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR AAAAAA MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND" the fucking signal stuttered , FUCK WHY DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS, IT WOUDLNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE HE EVEN CONFIRMED IT

>sorry for my autistic rant, im high af so i think thats why

"did someone say... spiderman planet?"

It is actually
"and one giant leap for mankind"
But the com leaked and it wasnt transmitted

Sorry, I know that's what he claimed, but I've listened to it many times, and just can't hear a space for a signal dropout long enough for a word -- or hear one at all.

He just flubbed his line -- probably he was pretty excited and all.

well i just listened to the youtube vid and youre right
hmm just based it off his calim lol
i think i would have been like

>holy FUCK IM ON THE FUCKING MOON

so i dont blame him

aahh thanks for the nostalgia

"At least it wasn't a nigger"

"This is Major Tom to Ground control. You've really made the grade."

That is more plausible, since there is a pause there, but it does not sound like a com dropout -- I suspect he paused when he realized he had dropped the "a" in the first bit.

"I left the keys for the Mars rover on my bedside table. Mummas gonna be pissed."

Was this from somewhere?

"Man that was a loooonnngggg flight. This better be worth it".

How do I sprint?

>"This is the superior planetary federation of mars and we declare war on planet earth"

Snootch to the mother fuckin ooch bitches

I think i just sharted

First, Mars.

Then, Uranus.

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEENKIIIINS

ayyy lmao

I wouldn't say anything. Take that society. Also, is no one going to point out the giant butthole?

This thread is summer incarnate.

Hahaha, nigger faggot nigger nigger jew faggot Trump nigger!

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