/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 47
Nights since last BNM: 13

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
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>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, A Tribe Called Quest, Japandroids, The xx, John Cale, Foxygen, and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever and for always.

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*sotto voce* maga

This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Jessica Hopper, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, MTV News, Pitchfork, et al.

The album in the last spot will get a 6.8.

Seriously, come back after the reviews are posted and the fifth one will have a 6.8.

This is a God dream

Welcome back, friend

good to see you, my friend.

what's everyone listening to?

The CNN team crying about the election

same. jack tapper, wolf blitzer and dana bash are practically holding back tears. keep saying "we" when talking about clinton.

...

Wolf looks like he's about to take a gun and kill himself on live TV.

first time ive stayed up this late in weeks, all for the election and more importantly to see you all

election day is a holiday to them?

Is Grimes the leaf gonna be okay after tonight?

>and more importantly to see you all

She's Canadian. She can just fuck off back Montreal if she wants.

I'm watching CBS. It's better. Less bias and also based Charlie Rose.

I wonder p4k shill is also a Hillary shill

MAGA
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AMSP will be AOTY if trump wins

>screenshotted

not me btw

thank you for correcting the record.

i trust you, shill. thank you for not tripping, despite the drawbacks.

...

I've never been to one of these. Is this all a joke or do you people take this shit seriously?

pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/22329-jeffery/

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
The Chainsmokers 3.5 by Kevin Lozano
Tyvek 7.8 by Evan Minsker
Tim Buckley 6.3 by Andy Beta
Mary Halvorson 8.0 by Seth Colter Walls

literally who

A chainsmokers pan doesn't make up for a trump win, but it makes me feel a little better, thanks for trying p4k

kek. i needed that. R.I.P., my country.

on this historic night, every american institution has failed me except for conde nast pitchfork media.

We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death