19 year old aspie neet virgin here

19 year old aspie neet virgin here

There's a 17 year old staying in my apartment for the next 2 weeks

Help me Sup Forums, how do I fuck her

(17 is legal here)

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Kill her and then open that bitch up and stick yo dick in her like a pringles can.

roofies
jk

Nothing illegal, I don't want to be labelled a sex offender for the rest of my life

Walk in on her with your dick out while she's taking a shit. Gets them every time

Vouch.

The common technique is to insert your penis into a body orfice of your choice.

alcohol opens a flood gate for sex and regret
YOU GOT THIS OP

No fuck off, i'm a grower not a shower, and walking into the bathroom with an erect dick would probably scare her away

Sex offender .... Or Sexy offender?

Invite her to watch a movie. and try to get close to her slowly, then try to go for a kiss. If she rejects you simply say i got the wrong vibe then try to make a joke outta it to set the mood to put the awkwardness aside

Stop acting older than you are you are 19 she is 17 act like a kid around her and there you go

I was thinking this, however i've only been drunk around twice in my life and I hated it every time, also i've never been to a bar or a club

is there a way to get someone drunk without having to drink anything yourself?

Drug her, then fuck the shit

drunk and fuck her

>you may not request any activity that violates US, or any US state law.
remeber where you are faggot, and enjoy your ban.

Depending on where he lives it might be legal. Age it consent in my state is 16 with no age plus or minus .

It violates Sup Forums rules regardless, due to Sup Forums stating it cannot be illegal qnywhere within the US.
will he be v&? Not necessarily, but he will be b&

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Then why is Loli allowed?

actually in the united states if the age of consent is met and the couple is married they can fornicate freely in most states.

so as long as he has the intention of marrying her first technically it doesn't violate 4chins rules

Play with her hair at first
Work you way towards gently grabbing her neck
Choke her
Then make an assessment. Take it from her, or seduce her into giving it up

I've wondered this myself, I think it's because it's technically art...no actual babies get fucked.

OK I see your rule and raise you all states have a bare minimum of 18 plus it minus 3 years. So still legal

Loli is cartoon, and not illegal in the US.
asking how to rape a minor, is.

If it is illegal in even one state, it violates global rule 1.

for what purpose is a 17 year old staying at ur apartment? is she a couchsurfer? more info on the situation please

It's not illegal in any state. 3 years. That's the rule. If she is 17 the oldest user can be to fuck her is 20. Granted parental consent usually plays apart under the age of 18. So OP is good.

Forgot to quote see below

No, you are very wrong.

Did you even talk to her OP ?

Dude just drink until you're buzzed then

Oh really? Must be true since you said it

drug her then rape her

We've skyped a couple times

About 6 states have 16 as age of consent, about 12 have the three rule law you are talking about.
so that's 32 states where it's illegal.

Bumping for answers

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change that number from 19 to 39, does it make a difference much? just wondering.

It's not illegal in any state, though. If it's legal in OP's state, other states' laws don't apply. Put another way, it's not illegal in Alabama to smoke weed in New York.

why is she staying in your apartment?

Is pic related?

Well when two people are in love they show that love by the male inserting his penis into the woman's vagina.

I know for a fact my state age of consent is 18, and there is no "3 year law". If you just turned 18, and she turns 18 in an hour, and you have sex, that's statutory rape.
now im not saying i agree with those laws, but you sir, are incorrect.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America

Darn that pesky Google. Making idiots like you look like idiots since it's creation

age of consent is 16 in most states so who fucking cares

You are a whole new level of retarded.

make yourself look as attractive as possible before she comes, just act cool and shit, be nice to her, do what she asks, etc.

"accidentally" touch her and shit, then read her body language to see how she feels about it all.

BTK op, BTK life 4 realz yo.

yes op that makes you a pervy pedo

You need to make a grand romantic gesture. Rose petals on the floor, candles, the whole nine yards.

Fuck off I don't care for you age of consent arguments

She's moving to my area and needs somewhere to stay while all her shit gets set up, my parents know her parents and they sort of all set it up because they don't know i'm a total mess

And how did it went ?

Hnnnnnggggg
I would love to fuck a tight 16 year old

To expand on this- if I have sex with a 16 year old (in my state AoC is 16), I haven't broken any laws. I haven't even broken other states' laws, because those laws only prohibit actions within their respective states. In other places, I could be arrested for fucking a 16 year old, but that literally doesn't matter in the slightest because that's not what happened.

Is it just a coincidence that chicks with bigger boobs have bigger tits? It's like, they're so big, how can you compete?

>rape
it would be statutory rape if it was illegal where he lived, but it isn't - unless he literally drugged her, got her so shitfaced that she didn't know what she was doing or did something against her will, there's no way this coule reasonably be called rape.

>caring about age of consent on Sup Forums

wow so many moral fags here, pls get out

>says nothing about the three year thing
>because that's only in about 3 states, the rest have the hard limit
try harder fagget.

He said that he is a NEET
they cant readbody language

She looks like Asuka Langley!!! I think Im in love. Them feels when you`ll never have a japanese german cutie pie...

Yeah, do that. Make sure to wear your nicest fedora and serve only the finest Dew and Doritos.

>to autistic to do that when you were 16

Why would a 17 yo be staying at a 39 yo neets apartment for 2 weeks. I call bullshit fantasy lies.

I did it when I was 16 and I'd do it again at 25. So what?

could. I really should proofread before I post, I guess I'm a massive illiterate faggot.

Force her with your might and expert us of the katana sword

>muh internet lawyerin settin it strait

age of consent laws are a mess. all states have all different minimums, between 16 and 18, for unrestricted sex, and loads of different exemptions for those under the unrestricted age. to make it worse, regardless of whether it's legal.. say you have a 16 year old gf who lives in nj, but you live in nyc. despite being connected by a 10 minute trip, if you fuck her you've crossed states lines and while you haven't broken nj, you're now subject to the federal law, which is 18, and you're going to jail.

But the guy didn't say criminal charges would be pressed.
Sup Forums states, if you do/request/ect. Something that is illegal anywhere in the US, that is a b&able violation.

She'll probably think you're out to fuck her if that's her. That's not her though so I can't say for sure. I'm thinking she'll expect you to go for it or rape her if she knows that she's staying with the son of the friends of her parents

stfu newfag, go tell on your sister

you can also ask jared about this. he caught federal charges for hiring a 17 year whore in ny, where the age of consent is 17. but since he flew in from IL, federal law applied and footlongs took on a whole new meaning

Thats what happens when 14 year olds hear something from someone, and parrot it on the interwebs, thinking it is federal law.

"All of this is purely fictional. Only a fool would take any of this seriously" paraphrased.

You're all fucking retards, this thread went to total shit

I'm not gonna get banned, i'm not gonna get thrown in fucking jail because 17 is legal where I live,
and holy shit if I do end up fucking her it will be no thanks to you useless cucks

/OP out

>implying a cartoon and a person are the same thing?

Sorry, did I hurt your waifu's feelings?

OP was a faggot today

So the question is did this girl cross state lines to be at his apartment. If not, go lose that v-card. If she did. Play at your own risk and hope she doesn't get pregnant when your thinking with your dick

Sperg rage! Watch out!

You know OP,it's not with that attitude that you gonna get some 17 years old pussy

just wait til they try to wrap their heads around close in age exemption law. in some states, a 17 year old can legally be fucking another 17 year old, but then have a birthday, and is no longer legally able to fuck their partner.

She was 16 and it wasn't just one girl, there were a few as young as 14.

Rule 1 says "You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law." OP's request doesn't violate local law (because only HIS local laws mattrr, not EVERY local law from EVERY jurisdiction in the US. OP's request doesn't violate federal law, because federal law only applies to sexual acts which cross state lines. Unless you're referring to a different rule, I don't see the problem.

if you're on Sup Forums asking for advice, theres no way you'll ever fuck anything except yourself

You'd need more clarification

>how do I fuck her

Stick your dick in her.

On August 19, 2015, federal prosecutors announced they had reached a deal with Fogle in which he would plead guilty to two counts, one of distribution and receipt of child pornography and one of traveling to engage in illicit sexual conduct with a minor—specifically, from Indiana to New York City, where he is charged with paying to engage in sexual acts with a 17-year-old girl.[44][49]

This is why you'll never get laid you tard.

You're an idiot. How could they possibly enforce every law in every jurisdiction? Don't be a retard, that rule only means that you can't post anything here that would be illegal where you are posting from.

Ey, I don't care if people jack off to Loli stuff. I think it's weird, but whatever, I DON'T think it should be illegal.

It is however (regardless of everyone's opinions on whether or not it should be) still illegal in some states, meaning that it shouldn't be allowed here under the same rules.

I really think my interpretation is the only reasonable one. Otherwise some county in bumfuck TX or something could pass a law banning asking for advice, and then literally any thread asking a question would be against the rules (because asking for advice is illegal in that one place).

Gtfo

Whoa

Those... Triple dubs

No, no it does not.

Well one could argue discussing the matter over the internet makes the federal age of 18 apply since his communication uses an interstate facility (the internet).

It doesn't make a lot of sense, but we're talking about prosecutors. some of them think charging a 17 year old, as an adult, for exploitation of a minor, himself, for nudes pics of himself on his phone, was logical.

Impractical jokers.

Oh, well the person who made that statement is a retard. How could they possibly enforce every law from every state/county/town?

Underrated

But it does. Otherwise things like loli and incest threads would be illegal because those things are illegal in some jurisdictions.

I'm sure but it's probably not true in that context, at least not all of the time.

And that's saying a lot with how most of that shit is dealt with here