My gf broke up with me. what do
My gf broke up with me. what do
fap
Kill yourself
Celebrate, you're free. Women are trash, learn to live without them and just live for yourself.
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cry... fap...cry...fap...gym...she will call you back...
now you decide if continue suffering for months or move on
Bang some chicks.
fap, get /fit/ (or fitter if you are already), then go slam some brand new snatch.
Every breakup, no matter which person initiated it, is an opportunity. If it ends, it was never meant to be.
There there, wunderbuns
Kidnap here, rape, torture. Don't let her go until you've broken her will leaving her dead inside so she won't rat, or just kill her
Angrily mastersize
Focus on your life, man. Find a hobby, maybe?
Restore previous checkpoint
Grow a pair and move along. Manly man don't need women
Fuck her sister, mother, cousin, or best friend. Take pics. Send `em to her. Laugh as she cries.
Dubs speaks truth. Few women are worth your time, and you're better off keeping them as platonic friends. A good wing-woman is excellent at getting you ass.
Go forwards and don't look back. She's a part of your life anymore so don't let her hold you back.
Have sex with her mother.
Break up with her
Uptrade to the next. Spend less money and time on this one. Work out more. Spend more time at work. Stop thinking of woman as "girlfriends" and more as "sex buddies".
3edgy5me
Turn gay because women are a bunch of cunts