Stereotypes that are true for you

I like hamburgers.

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i have adidas tracksuit

When I was 18 I had adidas set that included everything from underpants to a hat

Why?

I work at a mill in the weekend. Because i fucking love wood and old technology. Can't help myself.

I liked it. It was fake adidas but it looked better than other brands

I fuck sheep

I can't into English for shit

Russia, we are friends, but that's weird

I'm a depressive alcoholic

I am lazy and melancholic

I don't live in Moscow so there only place where I could buy clothes back there was big market. There were only some shitty Chinese brands and fake adidas, nike.

Poutine is delicious.

I eat vegemite every single day.

>i fucking love wood

I'm lazy

I don't know any stereotypes

No, that is not what....
FUCK YOU AND YOUR LANGUAGE! I KILL YOU
kankervarken

I'm actually Colombian

Guns.

sushi
small eyes
I hate Korea

You better wear clogs while you do this.

I like hamburgers.
I am fat.
I have a bunch of firearms.
I'm not too smart.
I have an American flag on the house I live in.
I'm usually a shy faggot but when I'm comfortable I'm loud and probably annoying.

I'm a flaming faggot

And no shirt. Every stereotype is true. lol

Same but I can do you one better. Not only do I like burgers but I always carry a map containing every location of my favorite burger joint within a tristate area. It's in my wallet, so I never leave the house without it.

>ywn be a windmiller

Can't you just memorize it?

I'm fat as fuck and probably retarded in some capacity

>nieuw zeeland
>not building windmills

Where did it all go wrong?

Haha this is great. Like a Michelin guide.

I have kangaroos in my front yard

I eat lots of cheese, one baguette per day and frogs/snails once or twice a year.

I know a lot of the ones in SoCal, but what if I go upstate or something? I could always Google it I guess, but I like the novelty of having it.
Somewhat. Not as detailed though, just simple directions

I'm lazy as fuck.

whoa! This is something i want to do while visiting America. This is awesome.

Is that the only kiwi stereotype there is?

I had a small bear cub for a month, also I have bear pelt on the floor in other house and temperature -42C outside cyka

New Zealand has no culture

i regularly fuck my sister

But neither do we and we have a very strong stereotype in foreign media

I am white :^)

>I have bear pelt on the floor in other house and temperature -42C outside

I love it. Can i come over?

what are the norwegian stereotypes

youtube.com/watch?v=fwfdYnSj5Vg

And i love it.

I've seen elves

Tall, blond, silly accents, good-looking, will protest that their culture is totally different from Sweden even though it's identical. Also fjords everywhere.

Ofc, but why?

Do you killed it?

Vikings, black metal, church burnings, luttefisk, and a flimsy justice system.

Because it is great to visit Russia. Amazing other world.

it's because of steve irwin

You eat humen flesh and worship Satan

I feel insulted if a person doesn't meet me on time.

That picture reminds me of looking out the window of my grandma's house when I was a child.
It wasn't in Russia, but it doesn't snow much where I lived, so being at my grandma's was very cool as it'd snow for a long time and very much.
It was relaxing being in her old house and watching it pile up as it froze outside.
Very comfy.

Are you strong?

I have really bad teeth
I'm extremely judgemental of other classes
I don't like French people
I don't put my ketchup in the fridge

Hello, father.
He's always been VERY scheduled, and expects it from literally everyone he meets. It's borderline autism.
He also has German heritage, so go figure.

Do you wake up at 5:00 AM every day?

Are you Pakistani too?

Small penis

Gib FAL

I drink like there is no tomorrow.

I work for a German company, planning and schedules are the backbone of the organization. Want to talk to someone? You better schedule a meeting point in the agenda or Andreas is going to fuck you up.

Eh, this is common fucking sense. (no I do not have any german heritage)

No Germans take it to an other level. They are insulted if you don't plan your shit.

So it's true...some people don't like us ? Unironically ?

Ohhh

I don't read (unless it's biology related scientific literature)

I love burgers

We all go to south to France every year.
France should shut the fuck up.

i love poutine so much, and i like maple syrup.

>a country where it is normal for people to say "see you at 14:30" and then they are actually at the place at 14:30

HOW DO I MOVE TO GERMANY

I'm fat.

I am the proud owner of a traditional American full-size sedan with a V8 engine, and I don't give a shit about horsepower per liter statistics or the fact that it's a 2008 car built on a platform from 1979

I have no idea what a stereotypical hungarian is like

>can't go a day without watching football
>used to drive a volkswagen beetle
>smoke pot a lot
>eat pizza without toppings

>>eat pizza without toppings
I seen some shit.

I like kiełbasa, potato and cabbage dishes.

Silly Dutchie, France can't talk

Kielbasa is based as fuck

>Own guns
>Have semi-bad teeth
>Enjoy country music
>Despise hippies and communism

t. Arkansas, USA

I'm unemployed

I'm very fat
I eat fast food multiple times a week
I drink soda every day

Eyyy boss I'm a bio major and I should read and keep up with studies. What journals should I check out?

I'm actually gay and gets fucked by ~15 guys on grindr and tinder a year, while competition with our white women is at an all time high because of sand niggers.

I hate people.

There are not relevant stereotypes for us, everyone just assume we are mexicans.

I study for at least 9 hours per day.

Not true. We think of you as extra violent Mexicans.

>Can't help myself.
That's nothing to be embarrassed about, toothpaste.

Is that an R700?

>In-N-Out
MY NIGGA

Tbh this is normal for everyone in france, can't beat fresh bread & pain au chocolat in the morning

Keyser Soze

I like maple syrup, the real kind.

>eat pizza without toppings
So, naan bread?

>Multiple cups of tea a day
>Goes to the pub a lot
>Superiority complex
>Always moaning about the weather

I can only drive automatic
I love fast food
I love country music

You guys are all horny.

>I can only drive automatic

It's the way of the future burgerbro. Everyone here is still stuck in the "lol git gud scrub stickshift masterrace ftw" mindset but modern automatics are just plain better in my opinion.

I love to show you the mill. While you tell me your culture. I love this shit.