ITT: Post a better mummy

ITT: Post a better mummy.

>you really can't

more!

A mommy in which context? One that gives you all the loving warmth you desire deeply while letting you titfuck whenever you want?

one that will let you suck on her mammaries and bake you a cake

How about this one?

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I want to do cocaine off her tits.

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We got a winner.

hey user

its a trap

she a granny mu'fucka. would bang though

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Wouldn't care. Would cum in ass.

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Imagine these tits wrapped around your cock.

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Fucker, you beat me to it.

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>le lol XD le mumi from le movie a le joke le 9gag XD

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Ironic cancer is still cancer.

I M A G I N E

hnng

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Too bad I've seen some interviews with her, she's a total frigid bitch.
Although, I think if you put enough wine in her...

Oh god, I'd happily stay locked up in chastity, dressed like a little baby girl if I could suckle on those tatties all day long.

She is pretty damn hot. And I guess she can cook

Not sure about better, but as good imo

Her voice and the way she talks is the the fuckin worst. Sounds like an 80 year old trying to get out of a bath

she is based

your the frigid one faggot

She's cool and kinda slutty and she was great in Fight Club but can we stop pretending she's attractive.

You can go right ahead, to me she is attractive.

her father does not deserve to have children breathing because of his crimes against humanity
rape her first if you want i suppose

What's more attractive to you, her fucked up face, bug eyes, her giant head or her manjaw?

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best mummy

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This is the last one I masturbated over

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faggot

Jewbs

She would be evil step mommy who would teach you all sorts of things you're not supposed to know.

More!!!

Keep going, I'm planning to cum to pic related but could be persuaded to change mommys

They're a little hairy, user.

breakfast boners

mummy kim is so sexy

Mom on the left had daughter on the right when she was 17..

No. If some guy gets to diss Helena I totally get to call you out on this

Just fucking no

.... moar?

Hell yes. She is the reason I watch television. Her and Rachel Riley.

>literal gay detected

helena bonham-carter? i would bro but she's no kim.

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wanna see the daughter in shorts?

Fucking yes.

rachel riley is queen. im interested in her aging process.

HIGH TEST

I still would

You have a kik? If you're willing to trade that is. She's hot as fuck.

>still
what did you mean by this?

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Any of her and mom in bikinis together? Saving all to fap to again btw.

are you memeing me user?

Or a good shot of one/both of their asses.

Fuck yes please more!!
Breastfeeding tits?

what

perhaps but most red blooded non gay males would bang in a instant you seemed some what hesistant

>implying you wouldn't want maisie williams to be your mummy

then you misunderstood me entirely, i was working on the assumption most wouldn't because of her age, whereas I totally and with full force would

Milfs not grannies! She also doesn't have any kids!!

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MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

The Winner. (her and Kate)

good

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More Nigella please

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I haven't wanked off over Geri in an age.

Looks like I'm about to change that.

she's not even a real mom!! MODS!!!!

more of her please!

God I have fantasies of her

Susan wins hands down. Gma' of the forever award.

Kate Winslet. Leo might have an Oscar, but he doesn't have that ass!

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she's like a fine wine

does anyone know if bryce dallas howard is a mummy?

yes please moar

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Fuck just realised how fucking great her ass is

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She's an Auntie

Sorry, afk. Assuming user already came.

My Helena fantasies are a little too dark, anyway.

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mummy confirmed

based af

I did. To both.

It's ok, you can tell me.