Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
Rattle edition

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!

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Hello

Usagi claimed!

Miho claimed

Pug life

>Rattle rattle

Humans nowdays lack individualism.

Nah, It's all about the cat life

Nyan

Walmart rage videos are funny.

I remember I use to watch those all the time in middle school, I should go back and watch em again

I enjoy early HowToBasic
>mainly because aussie
>not over the top

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>right, kitties

Yes, I am a fox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.
But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.

This one is mine

lol

Like how to make things? Cause im just bored and i waiting another hour or so before i go Uber. Cause im waiting for a store to open.

Just saying Hi.

Yay cat life

Yes. Make things. Basic life skills.

I suppose I should go to bed too. Glad I had a warm welcome. Goodnight all

I want another cat. And i miss my dogs.


Cool

Best type moon claimed.

Aw don't be all sad like that. Adopt a Syndra. I mean, a cat.

I cant have a cat here cause my grandma is a hoarder and this house isnt that clean. Damn roof is falling down and shit.

guess who

I'm not a robot

Sup copypasta bro. Hows things?

Ahh that's a bummer. Oh well, maybe later.
Hey Suiseiseki. How goes?

These threads are so fucking stupid

Heya guys, how are you?

>No oversexualized content
Go back to tumblr faggot.

Trips have spoken

>being this new
shut the fuck up and lurk more

Trips have spoken

NORMAN J. WILDBERGER claimed

DESU
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nice pasta


Relevent QOTT:
Do you have any pets and if so what are they?

i don't

When i get my own place ill get a cat. And im going to hug him and squeeze him and call him george.

Kind of meh right now.

I'm going to have my gay version of the word wife battle your gay version of the word wife

Havent seen you in a while.
Fine.

Nope, wish I could though.

I have one cat and two dogs.

Sounds meh, any reason to why you're feeling meh?

Heya Syndra.
Did anything happen?

Faggots

Hey Suiseki, It's Karen.
A guy came here a while ago asking for you and hoping you were alright. You spam his threads and you randomly stopped and he wondered where you went.
going back to sleep, peace

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>Do you have any pets and if so what are they?
I have two birds

Still stressed out is all.

>I AIN'T NO BUNNY RABBIT!

Sup Austria. Hows things?
A birb (rainbow lorikeet)
3 dogs through the whole family -
German Shep called Rufus
Labrador called Jack
British staffy x Pitbull called Cerberus

Past pets
Ferret named Slim
Budgie named Paulie
Cockatiel named Georgie
Labrador x Blue Heeler named Spider

Im not the only old fag here.

You guys should start posting this shit on another board Sup Forums has enough dumb shit

On the contrary, shit threads on Sup Forums is like shitting in an ocean of piss.

My external soundcard died and now im runnibg around the city trying to find a replacement.
Now its raining and im waiting it out in a cafe.
What about you?

Oh come on now, Looney toons isn't that old.

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Eh, understandable. Hope it gets better for you.

Things are going pretty deutsch. Uh... just watching E3 and getting hyped for everything I suppose

Parents went batshit crazy when I told them I have a job interview at a gas station and told me not to go there so I have nothing to do today.

Not many people got where that was from.

Pussy!

Hopefully.

Sup Forums is the board for stupid autstic shit
this is where it belongs

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

The old Sup Forums would have destroyed you guys

Hahahaha! You are very funny! Here!

>I fly into the air like a majestic bird with a big dick that inspires awe and jealousy in everyone
>I defecate regally upon your head from up above
>The schwanz is pleasured by the big release and launches the seamin overhead it lands on your head
>The royal seamin and the poo seep into your head like sperm penetrating the egg cells, your scalp is pragnated
>I get a rimjob from your mother
>Your mother kisses you when she tucks you into bed at night and you are filled with a sense of longing and nostalgia but you don't understand why
>Your mother doesn't know why either but she mastrubates furiously until the powreful ograsm later that night

Aaaahhhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^

Humans will be extinct by 2089
the old Sup Forums was anime/random wasn't it?

Too bad this isn't the old Sup Forums then
Many many attempts to destroy this thread have been taken and failed

There's been circlejerks throughout Sup Forums's history you fucking newfag.

Yeah... probably. Shhh we are hip young adults.

Long life the schwanz king.

Humans are too cancerous for that, we will find a way to preserve a couple of us or something.

>hip
I hate hipsters!

Oh come on now. Hip doesn't equate to hipsters.

This gay version of the word wife shit is the most hipster thing you can do, faggot

Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>go be a faggot elsewhere

wut

I want to punch a hipster now thanks.

>I hate hipsters!
Aren't you forgetting someone?

Haha is that not the normal state of being?

I dont believe in E3 anymore. It always lets down.
I bet it is man. Hows the time of day treating you?
Sup Homu

You are a hipster for posting in this dumb shit

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I want to make an effort to do it now.

illuminati confirmed

ur waifu a shit

Desu Desu!

Hi Spike

Forgot pic

I have a doge. Old doge, but super love able.

>I fell asleep again
Today is going to suuuuuuuuck!

Awoo~

Not much, getting my ISP changed for absolutely no reason. What about you?

Greek illuminati.

youtu.be/yLkZY8GjdRw

Awoo~

Very good! But soon it will be time to eat. Producing the powreful seamin of pragnation is hard work and requires the big nutrients!

I know that feel, I have to be in at work 30 minutes early to let in the pest control.
>probably going to be -5 Celcius
>fun times
>clutch will probably freeze again
See above. Been playing FE Fates over again because I lost someone.
>only play on Classic and Hard. Newcomer is a disease.
>they said it was harder and I am not disappointed

Well, if that's what you're in to...
I'm certain as hell not going to stop you. Lol

>Greek illuminati.

I think Nintendos Zelda made me believe again as well as Atlus Persona 5

The Rest showed me pretty much what I expected so far

Consume all that you need. I heard poultry and potatoes are high in nutrients.

>Rory-sama

>CAW

Now i dont feel like making an effort.

Is your clutch cable or hydro? I'm curious as to how a clutch freezes...
>Also fuck that

It's more so because unless I squeeze a nap in somewhere, I'm going to be super tired at work.
>And my back is hurting even more than yesterday

>Nya

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Uh oh. Swimsuit edition again?

>No oversexualised content

What are you fuckin gay?

Maybe. Im going to go find some food.

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I honestly didn't know it could get that cold over there.

He will be away for 3 months, a triangle has 3 sides.

Chill crow. I'm posting borderline loli on Sup Forums. How normie can i be?
These damn birds getting all hopped up on their crowcaine...