You are stuck in a cave with this for 48 hours.. what happens?

You are stuck in a cave with this for 48 hours.. what happens?

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is the cave pitch black? what's inside the cave? is it the batcave or just like a cave with an entry that got blocked by rocks and people know we are inside kinda cave? if its the last one, then maybe just make it seem like we are gonna die and might as well fuck.

not pitch black.. but dark as hell, and its full of nasty creatures, you just woke up in there and you have no idea what happened

maybe knock her out and do me. or if she's going insane say nothing matters and start fucking.

yeah i think i'd knock her out and fuck like a mad man

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48h of sitting around awkwardly avoiding eye contact and occasionally trying to start a conversation that ultimately leads to the exchange of two purposeless sentences and then dies down

wait she the one in the right?

/thread

The only correct answer. Along with mercilessly judging myself on every awkward attempt at conversation

yes indeed

do I know ahead of time that it will only be 48 hours? if I don't, I'd probably fuck her then eat her, then fuck what's left

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no you dont know ahead.. but good choice sir.

She scolds me for not being able to build a fire. She has a breakdown because she thinks she's going to die. She blames me for everything despite her request for adventure. I walk 37 miles in 2 days looking for help. I die. She dies. No succ for me.

Accurate.

>stuck in a cave
>walk 37 miles
jesus christ that cave must be as cavernous as your mothers vaginal opening, user

We cant go outside the cave for 48h.

Thats what happens

Talk about the weather...

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we time our first kiss so well that the movement of our heads to meet lips takes the full 48h of cave sitting then she turns out to be a bat but I like bats anyway inb4 bats can sting you

>if it pushed back
you must be new here

not a lot of nudes but she's the owner of that bum, second from the right

God damn user! I wanna fuck you now

get hungry after about 6 hours, start with her legs move to her arms. Keep her alive in case she's the last screw I get

Well, um, er.... Yes.

>You are stuck in a cave with this for 48 hours.. what happens?

In nine months I'm changing diapers.

you crazy dog.

make her a bow of eggs

will you be hunting animals with that bow ? kill em with eggs!