Name the last thing you have done that would be forbidden in Islam

Name the last thing you have done that would be forbidden in Islam.

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Masturbated to an over 18 year old
Wiped with toilet paper
Put codeine solution into my anus to get high

Jerked it to a cute guy.

Had an independent thought

Had a day without drinking tea.

I don't really know the rules but I'll fuck anything that walks and eat anything that can't talk. Also, I've never met a drug I didn't like.

>ToppityKek
Eat pork

Didn't want to take over

Being kafir

Didn't rape a child

Kek. This.

didn't rape a woman

rubbing my dick while browser Sup Forums

الله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبر

checked. Also, fucking kek.

I didnt kill an american today

So edgy

How's middle school?

I didnt stone a woman or butt fuck another man

drinking a nice tall one as i type this

Booze

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Fucked a goa- oh wait, nevermind

Beer and bacon

I don't live in a shithole

I walked past a woman today and didn't rape her.

You shall keep my statutes. You shall not let your cattle breed with a different kind. You shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor shall you wear a garment of cloth made of two kinds of material.


Thats from the bible, dont hate on one religion. Hate them all.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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Where the fuck do you think you are?
Hopefully you'll learn something.