Sup Forums What is the best way to dispose of a knife so that nobody will find it?
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Sup Forums What is the best way to dispose of a knife so that nobody will find it?
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hide it somewhere safe
put it in your ass
Replace it as your dick so people will know you are the Virginity Taker
Seconding. People rarely look for hidden knives there.
Arsehole
Throw in a large body of water, if you don't need ot back, of course. Alternatively bury it. Among a plant garden or other fresh soil works best, as the ground won't look different from the rest. Be careful not to uproot your avocados though.
>>space program
Lake
Wrap it in paper. Put it in trash. Take to dump manually with trash. Throw that shit in there.
Give to police and say you found it
Clean it good. Take it outside somewhere and just throw it into nature
Melt it down with thermite, put the slag in a blob of concrete and then drop the concrete in the marinara trench.
Melt it down in a homemade forge...idiot
drop it into deep water next time you are on a boat
dissolve it in acid is the pro approach otherwise u should grind it with an appropriate tool
Checked.
>Marinara trench
throw it in a chalk mine or somewhere where they dump stones.
hire a boat, sail out and dump it in the margherita trench
Swallow it, it will disolve in your belly and you will shit iron ore
Tie 4 helium balloons to it, drive a half hour away and let is ascend into the heavens
Kek
>marinara trench
>Melt it down with thermite, put the slag in a blob of concrete and then drop the concrete in the marinara trench.
>marinara trench
Italian pussy is that deep?
Fun fact
If you do this, that knife is at some point coming down out of the sky
As the helium balloon ascends to high atmosphere it will eventually cause the balloons to expand and pop because of the thin air at high altitude.
This means that if you set loose an entire fleet of helium balloon knives near a city, accounting for wind direction, you could theoretically make it rain knives.
Kek
i hope she does not plan on doing a make course....
An oxy-acetylene torch will melt it to slag, but perform that operation over or in a suitable container so you can dispose of ALL the slag to ensure no spectrometric analisys performed on any knife particles left in victim can be traced to you.
Do not buy the knife in a store or anywhere your metadata could come into evidence.
Post pics of your murder so I can fap.
Flush it down the toilet
Realistically?
Set it in the middle of a concrete brick, and then drop the brick in a bay or in the ocean or something.
Sure someone might see a brick on the sea bed or something
But who the fuck is gonna think there's a knife in there
Swallow it
Throw it really hard in any direction. This works better outside and if you have superhuman strength
Thanks for making my day
You could barely kill a midget with that
Hey I have this knife. Its pretty nice, would recommend.
Melt it down and use the iron ore to craft a iron helm, sell on AH.
melt it down with a blowtorch and let it rust
Eat it
put into bucket of lightly salted water
wait 1000 years
Bang!Zoom straight to the moon
throw it in a bog or swamp
not killing someone is a good way to avoid the whole need for disposing of a knife