It's all over. I should've known I'd never be able to co-exist with normies, but I tried anyway.
>Be 26 year old married guy
>Have child
>Playing vidya with people online
>We're all pretty retarded so we speak in memes
>3 year old repeats my reeeeeee
>people hear over the mic
>have me tell him to say other things
>That's a rare pepe, die normies, can I haz tendies
>He does it
>We laugh
>Keep giving him a healthy dose of memes
>Playing vidya again
>Talking to my dudes
>Kid comes in
>Starts talking to me
>Don't interrupt grownups
>Reeeee's at me
>Tell him to knock it off
>Friends are laughing at me
>Tell him I'll spank him
>Turns around and says not my McNuggies Daddy Kun
>We all laugh
>Faggot friends call him the memesiah
Today
>Get home from uni
>Talking to wife
>Kid asks for tendies
>Tell him to hold on
>Wife says to not call them tendies
>He insists they are tendies
>She says no
>He REEEEEEEEEs
>I try not to laugh
>Wife demands he apologize
>He says DIE NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEE
>Wife smacks him across the face and sends him to his room
>Starts shouting at me
>Says there will be no more memes
>I'm fucked
>RIP Memesiah, we never deserved you
It's all over. I should've known I'd never be able to co-exist with normies, but I tried anyway
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what the FUCK
Did your little autist do anything else or was that it?
I mean, mostly just kid stuff, apparently I was a jack ass at that age too. I did say Wew Lad to my mom when she offered to take him for ice cream.
OP is confirmed faggot
This is probably op as well
Actually, I do have another story of him really embarrassing me, but it's mostly devoid of memes.
>A few months back
>At Zootopia
>Seeing movie with wife and my mom as well as memesiah
>After the movie ends he tells my mom he has to go to the bathroom
>She says go with your dad
>He says he really has to pee so I take him
>Take him to the handicap stall so theres room
>He pees
>I figure were already there, Ill pee too
>Pull dick out and start
>Little shit proclaims WEW LAD. Daddy you have the biggest wee wee ever
>I tell him to be quiet, thats the last thing I need people hearing.
>He crawls out from under the stall and runs off
>I zip quickly pissing myself to chase after him
>He runs to my mom and my wife and says Gramma Gramma, my dad has the biggest wee ever!
>He screamed it
>Everyone stared at me
>I facepalm
>He then says, daddy why do you look autistic?
>Fuck my life
Moar hahahah
Checkum
OP's memesiah
ITT: OP literally tries to teach his son to be retarded.
Fixed it for you
>ITT: OP literally tries to teach his son to be an alpha.
Good job OP
10/10 OP
Would lift with
I can drum up another story for dubs
>Go to gym with childcare
>makes it easier to work out
>we all go as a family
>the childcare won't be open for another 20 minutes so we start walking around the track
>They have it set to walk opposite directions on alternating days
>See man and woman going in the wrong direction
>Say reeeeeeeee those fuckers arent using the track right
>Wife smacks me
>That person is actually mentally handicapped
>Look back at her, wife is right
>Hard core tard
>The memesiah knows no tact though and starts his reeeeeee
>I beg him to stop
>He reeeeeees louder
>Cover his mouth
>He bites my hand
>Says daddy, we reeeeee at autists
>Pick him up and take him outside
>Fortunately I dont think the tard heard because we werent banned
>Told gym staff he's an aspie just in case
>Actually scored a discount
speak in memes wtf
Chek'd and kek'd
I fuckin hate you man
But OP rolled dubs? Meme magic. We can't hate OP
but he full on REEs
for fucksake he REEEEs
Oh shit waddup
Oh shit waddup
Great thread.
put me in the r/Sup Forums post
Wasted dubs on a dead meme, way to go
kek'd hard
Damn i hope youre raising him good otherwise
how old is he now?
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He's pretty close to four at this point. Everyone says terrible 2's but thats a crock of shit. 3 year olds are assholes
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How the fuck are you married?
This one is pretty short but here you go
>Gym again
>They have this thing where they try and teach kids sports
>But theyre all 3 and 4 so its just a cluster fuck
>Anyway I was lifting when they page me
>user come to daycare, user to daycare
>Go there to find out what the fuck is wrong now
>They pull me aside
>Memesiah was got pretty rough with another kid
>What did he do?
>We were playing soccer and he scored a goal by plowing through the goalie
>Instead of helping the other boy up he just shouted 'get good'
I wanted to tell her it's pronounced git gud but I didnt
>Do you know where he wouldve gotten that from?
>Uh... nope, not a clue
I feel like my faggot ass has been visited by my future self, this is exactly the kind of stupid shit I'd teach a kid and I'm Irish
Excuse me being a complete retard I mixed threads in my head - nothing to do with being Irish here
top kek
really enjoying these
what does REEEEEEE mean? you're an idiot
fucking newfag,
calling people idiots GTFO normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Please screen cap these they are gold
And here I thought we wouldnt see anything good for a while with all the summerfags