I'm a piece of shit, dirty lowlife, in my late-twenties, living around garbage and piss filled bottles...

I'm a piece of shit, dirty lowlife, in my late-twenties, living around garbage and piss filled bottles. More pics to come...

Ask me anything

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Sort your life out..

Why?

I forgot to say "alcoholic". Moving back home at end of the month to try and get my shit straight.

How do you support yourself?

Because you're living like a fucking rat.

Shit happens, gave up for a bit

How did you get this way?

How many filled piss bottles in that room?

Thats shit would take a hour tops to clean up. Step your filth up, nigga.

Just fucking clean
>triggered

Dude holy shit just grab a big ass trash bag and put everything that has no use like fucking piss bottles

Also how fat are you?

Savings... I was successful at one point

why the fuck do you piss in bottles when you have a toilet

you cant be that fucking lazy

Russian room. All russians are piece of shit.

Pic related, mine.

dat mario kart tho.....

Grab a garbage bag and start throwing shit in that would be start

Do you smoke weed? I bet you smoke weed

name brand computer, beer, pasta, smokes, soda, hydration, AC unit. you're not too bad off if you have that shit.

>dell
absolutely fucking vile

>Hormel chili
Classy

Genuinely curious, how the fuck do you live like this? I'm depressed as fuck, but I wouldn't let it get this messy, or it would make me feel even worse.

I understand pissing in a bottle to save money and water but why the fuck keep them

Where do you live, can I come over to clean your house?

Find purpose in life...

Alcoholism, apathy, depression, money to burn...

Dear OP,

Have you ever considered cleaning your room?

Kill yourself. Your life is pointless

Having mommy and daddy take care of you (is regressing to childhood) is not "getting your shit together". You'll use them like the addict you are don't lie to us and say it's to get better. Getting your shit together would be going to rehab and learning to live a sober life.

Surprisingly not fat.
5'11, ~160lbs

>yfw OP is trying to use us to motivate him

>yfw OP will never get his shit straightened out

dont even bother trying to sort through it all.
fill up a black bag once a day and throw it out. you will eventually get used to it and it will all be gone in time.

Wow. I see one beer can. You could clean that place up in like 30 min dude. Just get a trashbag and walk from one side to the other pickin shit up. Put on loud music while you do it. Once you are finished cleaning the fuckin place post a pic. You will feel a lot better.

Raviolis or spaghetti?

How does this save money?

I'm so glad I decided to quit living like this.

Also this.

fuck man...

Mom detected

OP you make me ashamed to come on Sup Forums

>ITT OP must clean room and post pic before quads or drink from a piss bottle.

Roll fags

is that cum in the vitamin water

That's no excuse.
I've been suffering with alcoholism and depression and anxiety for fuck knows how long and I still manage to have a clean and tidy place to live.
It's just laziness.

A lot, 22 just near my feet...

>quads
Fuck you

Rolling

is that cum in the vitamin water?

Have you blown your savings, OP? Or will you be able to hide in your piss jug fort until you die?

roll

Haven't smoked weed in 2 years

OP, you are one punk bitch.

Blame it on your self-diagnose "depression" all you want. In reality, you are just LAZY.

LAZY
A
Z
Y

I was giving him a chance to win

can we see your fridge?

Argh. I just noticed the evan williams green label. I pity you. That stuff is so gross, it should be illegal.

I bet it smells wonderful in that fucking cave

I like how you are using your shirt as curtains

fucking this.
all OP is doing is using his depression and alcoholism as a crutch, making it seem like he has serious problems, when in reality he's just some lazy faggot scrolling Sup Forums everyday doing absolutely nothing with his life.

Roll

This

Why don't you set a timer for 10 minutes, clean your room for another 10 minutes, then brows the tubes for 30 minutes, then cleean again for 10 min and repeat?

This is the unadulterated truth.

OP you're just a fat sloth. Laziness is the only reason.

My room is a little messy but FUCK. Ravioli cans and pee bottles?

Damn son thats just like me, but atleast my room is semi tidy

m8, get a trash bag and just put all the piss bottles in it then toss it out. thats how i got my shit clean.
Make sure its a good quality trash bag too...

op stop being a faggot and get a gf or a hooker to suck your dick

fucking same, I'll make sure that bitch is spotless

double or triple bag it.

Reroll

my nigga, chef boyardie

someone screencap this shit

thebirdman.org/Index/Others/Others-Doc-BetterLiving/ Doc-BetterLiving-General&Msc/PracticalUsesOfUrine.htm

that might be actually pretty accurate.
well played sherlock

You missed the boxed Smash Bros. 64?


Bed...

OP better be cleaning

I understand the bottles okay but how and where do you shit?

Well, now I don't feel so bad that the rugs on my floor need to be vacuumed.

Yup. OP made this so we would motivate him to clean his disgusting room.

What a pig.

people like you should be euthanized

Why are you such a piece of human garbage?

And the original zelda... I had this one with the box. My father threw it away .

So why aren't you tossing anything out? if you can see that you have cans of ravioli and bottles of urine, why is it so hard to pick it up and put it in a trash can?

why do you live around garbage and piss bottles? why dont you take the garbage out and pour out the piss, recycle the bottles?

Fucking do something man!

Never said I was broke... just a low life that gave up

rollie ollie

its the same person...

That looks pretty clean there, I'm impressed. Where do you shit?

OP don't let these guys get you down. You don't have to change your lifestyle at all.

Just stay on Sup Forums.

You know you want to.

In fact, that's what you are GOING to do. Whether you like it or not.

You don't have the willpower to leave us.

You will be disgusting forever.

Go ahead, OP. Try to leave the thread and clean your room. I dare you.

Here comes the piss bottle

if dubs say so

What's your definition of an alcoholic OP? That's a broad term. How much and what do you drink?

Made me kek

if dubs, I fucking dare you to sniff that Gatorade bottle with black stuff in it. If you puke, you have to toss it out.

Let me guess you're name is Noam.

yes I know that, and anyone like him should be euthanized

rolling

WHERE AND HOW DO YOU SHIT?

Dude this reminds me of that one WoW nerd who had like McDonalds drinks all over his room and shit and like all over his desk was just drinks lmao someone please link me that video.

Just old piss, it gets cloudy after a while and leaves a white residue on the bottle

If dubs OP has to stick his finger in piss bottle and take a picture.

rrrrrrrrrre rollllllllllll