Why don't Americans say Merry Christmas?

Why don't Americans say Merry Christmas?

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A traitorous disciple perhaps?

Must be bad manners

Offensive perhaps?

Some minorities could find it quite offensive because they don't celebrate such religions holidays as Easter.

an inclusive holiday, perhaps?

But why everyone but americans celebrates Easter - that's the question

It is certainly a mystery

Yes, a modern enigma I would say

The Unoticed Rebirth of A Holy Man, Possibly?

But we do. Why do Brits say Happy Christmas instead of Merry Christmas?

we dont

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Because it isnt that merry you ignorant auslard

They did in the Harry Potter movies and books

(((harty potter))) author is a libshit

They probably deliberately changed the book and script to say "Happy Christmas" so fuckwit Americans knew what they meant, like with the title of the first book.

no one says happy christmas here

why would they change it like that?

fucking bogan faggot, go huff some petrol

is it true that santa doesn't visit australia because all the presents fall out of the sleigh when he flies upside down?

Happy Ramadan

No, he doesn't visit Australia because it's full of naughty shitposters

Happy Chrismetzo 60%

>Say Merry Christmas instead of Joyous Christmas

Wew

It is because Santa is the most dangerous job in Australia, as you die from heat stroke.

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You're right, any mentioning of Christmas in America is banned

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You're confusing christmas and easter

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The queen prefers happy Christmas

t. Rasheed