Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.

Claimed

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Random means anything goes after all.
>This Place Is A Sewer With Flower Patches Along The Way.
Penny Claim~

If I roll trips this is a spiderman thread.

>claim

Anyone else also been getting only fade captcha and nothing else?

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best suit girl claimed
going to bed now, all this confusion didn't help my tiredness.

Fuck, not even close.

I CLAIM THE IRON THRONE FOR MYSELF!

Akiko claimed

>Demonz
>How friendly do ya wanna get~
I am not a hugboxing faggot but thanks for the open invitation
I'm gonna hang around the drawthreads for a while, taking requests, polishing my skills. I haven't drawn for too long
>tfw I can't draw anime

I had that for a while, it was fucking annoying.

I get grass constantly. And I'm red-green color blind...

What happend in the war?
Was someone hurt?

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CUTE
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QOTT: When are you going to just pay a whore and lose your virginity?

IED, took out one or two waifus, can't identify the bodies... pretty fucked up man.

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spiderman plEASE

Nope, don't do the glasses, they issue you new ones and have rules on.what kind you can have.

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>What do you mean, friend? I'm not very smart. Do you think you could explain?
First of all you are smart, don't talk down about yourself like that.

When I don't wanna live anymore.

How's your day been, spidey?

It sure is, how've you been?

I'm gonna shorten it to b1g2f megu
I think you can figure out what it means lol.
How're you doing?

>fade captcha and nothing else
I'm so sorry lmao, are you okay besides that?

I broke all four of my legs

Ay lewdbro
Post happy kyouko dancing gif

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blah blah blah old man something
Tohsaka claimed

Could had been better, but overall it was okay.

>claim

Pretty good, a bit busy setting up the new hardware we got.
>So tired
I wish I could garden right now, but its raining, so in two hours or so I'm gonna shower and hit the sack, until then Stardew Valley and They Might Be Giants~
How bout you?

>Dusty old bones, full of green dust.

you're mom is too busy man

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>Rattle rattle
>Check
Got it.

D.va

Best German CV Claimed

And now before i gonna sleep
SHOW ME YOUR WARFACE

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Finally decided to pick up Deadman Wonderland manga, must say I'm very satisfied so far. The anime left out 36 chapters of content. I've probably got about seven new pictures also from just reading about 5 chapters now.

That joke is so fucking funny man, so funny that it made me kill myself.

>> 689789049
Probably a full week this time, last I was there it was only 2 days and I was sick for both of them.

I want to brush up on my nep speak before I go back.

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Does this count?

o shit man

kek

Heyo guys

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Is it the same for the canadian army? :o
If so, that's great news!
Alright
I get the idea kek
I'm doing fine, my legs are kill tho, haven't felt that way since forever!
What about you, headtowel?
Old men please money for rin

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gross

I switched to legacy. I type a few numbers and call it a day.

You forget, most of us here can't draw worth a damn. At least, I can't.
Mine's deadbeat, and trying to get him to do anything is a project.
>If it wasn't, I'd already have my damn ZX-11 in the driveway by now.

Nuh uh!

Never. I'm going for wizard status!

Observed.

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I'll be back later today gonna play some league of legends

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i have 2 REALLY good friends, and we each have a girlfriend, and those 3 girls just happen to be best friends
once, while my gf was out of town, it was me, the two guys, and their gfs at my friends place
my 2 friends each got drunk out of their minds and fell asleep
i was watching tv (mute on, i didnt want to wake them up) when i needed to go to the bathroom
on the way to the bathroom is my buddys bedroom . . . i went to the bathroom and did my business . . .
on the way back, i heard some sounds coming from the bedroom, and i thought everyone was in the tv room, so i opened the door and saw my friends' gfs naked, on the bed, fondling each other
i got the biggest hard-on in my life
i quickly tried to close the door, hoping that it wouldnt be too awkward, but they saw me, and made me come inside
at first, i tried to resist, because it would have just been REALLY awkward, but my temptations just got the best of me
they took off my shirt
i took off my pants
and we had a threesome
bj (from BOTH), doggy style, you name it
i think it went on for almost an hour
my friends and gf have NO clue

forgot image

Bye user.

cute?

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i MEAN
YOU'RE NOT WRONG
Mines literally never around so I actually don't know him beyond deadbeat and hardball
I do forget that though cause i assume everyone can use paint to draw something shitty

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Hopefully you're right and this will all pass.

kitty cat cian

you have no gf or friends
nice pasta

if trips kyouko get

Thank you very much for the explanation friend, I enjoyed reading it. Are you a draw person? Do you have a name I can remember you by?

What's this about? What happened?

Hey you said it yourself lol
Did any good in league?

I'm just enjoying this night.
Stay inside and warm, you're more important than the garden
I was going to play overwatch but I felt like I should stay here for now.

Yes! I'm reading it too, it's super cool!
There's a lot of nice pictures of Shiro being sad or happy, I was actually screenshotting them for you as a present. Glad you're doing it though! I was getting bored.

Big guy

Doing fine, fine. Might do some overwatch later. Whta happened with your legs?

Welcome draw person. I'm Karen, do I call you cian?

You the best nigga

hi peanut butter

Oh shit I forgot you played icy stick slap!
Not sure about canada, ask your rectruiter.

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REVEAL YOURSELF

Call me cians waifu nyaa

For Yui

I am leaving

Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be

bye

Why would anyone do drugs if you can just mow a lawn?
Aww, thank you, I appreciate it! I started at chapter twenty-two, so plenty I don't have.

Well it was mainly due to a nigger at work, fucker shows up once per week and demands to be payed fully.

I hope he fucking gets fired.

Whats with these drawfags fagging up muh wifu threads?

if trips Karen get

Claiming all waifus in this thread.

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It wasn't me, but karen lewd get!
>Anyone able to find a checkem mizore?

>I'll never reveal myself
If trips Karen get

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While the rest may be anime, for me at least, this is obligatory.

I've gotten back into TF2 recently
>True, I mean garden is important, and fun, but I don't like being wet
>Plus I don't have to water it.
I've got my little fireplace style heater going and I'm gonna make me some tea.

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3d are welcomed aswell

Mine lives with my grandpa, so I only see him when I go over there. He survives by getting....insurance checks? Or something? I couldn't tell you, honestly.

>Gotta run to the store, be back in a bit.

Ur mum is obligatory

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Vigil, are you still awake?

>No stealing (unless trips or more)

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Uh uh!
See ya later friend
I see, hope you have fun~
I went for a ride today, after a 2 weeks break. It hurts stopping a sport and picking it up again
Alright, I'll ask when I actually talk to him~

Just what we need on Sup Forums... Rules.

Kindly evacuate, you homosexuality novice.

Hurry back cutie~

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