Wake up

>wake up
>you're white
what do ?

check my priviledge... NOT

thank Jesus with tears in my eyes

Kill myself.

this keeps happening to me every morning
when will it stop?

kill myself because it's yet another miserable day of my life

Check if i'm a slav.

First i'd shrek my priviledge
Then i'd call jamal to take care of my wife

Cry and rejoice because i'm now a part of the Superior Race.

Befriend some jew and make money.

>be argentinean
>wake up
>be white
>go to the kitchen in disbelief
>grab a locally made milk jug
>it's in arabic

doesn't get much more european than this, does it?
I'm ok with it.

we should let you join the EU tbqh

OMG HOW DARE YPU SAY THOSE THINGS YOU RACISTS BIGOTS!!!
You guys are fine, you are white but you are in a good way

"Ah just another day of not being French"

Get a gf 100x times easier.

Masturbate

kill myself

proceed to fuck my sister

Wait another hour and six minutes for the liquor store to open.

Same as currently.

kill myself for being a privileged racist nazi scum

Kill myself because I am a Tattoo-kike.

Geez, Tyrone, you're just few seconds white and you already want to do something :DD

tell my wife to let muhammad fuck her. force my wife's son to watch.

>wake up
>you're white


Grow a hipster beard.

Become a progressive.

Patronize minorities by telling them what's best for their interests.

Pretend I have the moral high ground, always.

Destroy The West.

>those semitic eyes and nose
>that shitty skin teint

you're not fooling me Rashit

I wake up Irish every day.

I least I get to do the cucking.

lmao just be yourself bro

Build the fourth Reich. Sieg Heil!

Live my life without anxiety and the confidence that this world at the very least does not work against me.