Ask a guy who lives in a van anything
Ask a guy who lives in a van anything
Where do you shit?
by choice or necessity
What model van
is it down by a river?
Whats a good recipe for a vegetarian eggplant mousaka?
Do you live in a van down by the river?
How much is the rent?
What is you favorite color?
How do you like these dubs?
Dad ? What happen to ur apt its me TT
Are aliens real?
in the toilet, it's a camper
i couldn't take working ungodly hours so i just saved up a lot of money and now i'm a road man
Transit
No
NO
free charge baby ;)
White
try again
How many kids are stored under your seat?
Does Dan "Get in the van" Schneider visit you a lot?
where do you park to avoid getting harrassed by the police?
Camping grounds and streets with no sidewalks
Where does the stuff in the toilet go? Or do you spray the cars behind you when you flush?
in a huge tank, which i empty like once a week
I bet chicks dig that pad.
Where do you park? Walmart? Ever place that isn't a shanty town charges rent. Unless you go to a truck stop and do the whole lot lizard thing.
That must smell awful
I know that feel op. I'm making $20/h doing construction in nyc yet living in a honda civic 08 COUPE . I wanna save up and move out of this shithole
Walmarts don't charge you shit to park.
OP here, you should buy a used camper or caravan tbqh. very comfy
Does it bother you knowing your parents are extremely disappointed in the trash they raised as a child turned into a piece of shit?
Why the fuck did you move to NYC in the first place. That isn't a place to go live on the chance of "making it".
how many kids have you raped in there?
how many women have you raped in there?
how many men have you raped in there?
got any drugs?
they kicked me out, so probably
None
none
none
none
whats your favorite movie?
what kind of job do you have and how do you shower?
meg, why are you so boring?
does the outside have some sort of airbrushed mural on it?
is your name jon benjamin?
Metal gear solid 2
I just look for labour jobs on craigslist like shoveling shit for 20 bucks an hour and i shower in a gym
No it's lucifer,please take my hand
what do you do for fun?
Because I'm from here and all my fucking family is here? I don't talk to any of them which is why I got pissed off and started living in my car
video games on my laptop, masturbate, watch tv
so you threw a tantrum and went off to live in your car?
is this how homelessness starts?
is it lonely?
How do you have Internet / tv ?
not really
a starbucks in the area constantly leaves their wifi on and connection's pretty good. I watch tv on my laptop on Kodi
he called his local provider to get satellite installed in his van
>Do you live in a van down by the river?
How many kids have been in your van?
Are you the man with the candy?
How big is your house?
free candy?
only the unborn children of my jizz
yeah i got some candy
non existent
fuck no, i can barely pay for gas
why haven't you painted RAPE VAN on the side of it to keep people from going near it yet?
i try to get the least amount of attention possible