What was the biggest mistake you've made while you were intoxicated or under the influence of alcohol/drugs?

What was the biggest mistake you've made while you were intoxicated or under the influence of alcohol/drugs?

Drunk texting ex. Lots of embarassing shit. Never had bad experiences on drugs.

OP's mom.

called some girls I knew inferior. Got ousted from all of my groups. No longer have friends

Blacking out and waking up in a hospital to people telling me I had been raped, luckily some passing Swedes tackled my rapist. Nothing I did was my fault, apparently.

My friend took 30 hits from a bong and vomited all over a girl

Beat my wife to a pulp.

Got super high with a friend id had known for 3 years, got me to have anal( i was the bitch) and i loved it. now im an anal bitch but he and i dont live any where near each other now and it has been like 5 years. living in my area in Canada makes it hard to find tops that want to mount my ass, which is sad. I cant find guys who want to dominate me, it should be easy.

ate a chick out and got herpes of the mouth

oh also inb4 "gtfo fag"

Oh hi Justin

Broke my ribs twice, on seperate occasions, fell down concrete steps outside, tripped over a baby gate (little shitter dogs I keep out of my room). Broke a brand new laptop (not sure how, but next morning screen was fucked up). Broken dishes, broken furniture, straight up puked on the floor (wooden floor, permanent stain). Offended friends and family. I really had a problem, I recently quit drinking. The worst part is waking up not knowing if its day or night or even what day it is or how you got where you are or what happened.

This was all alcohol btw.

>An alcohol

Kek underrated post

I felt up my 13 y/o cousin in the garage and she liked it

story. sounds like a bad excuse for having no friends

Muh nigga

I don't know.
But one time, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet.
The next day, or a few days later, I bought a pack of toilet paper, and dropped it off.

lold

no one remembers that meme, oldfriend...

punched a cop in the chest (never do this ever)
stole a car, wrecked it going 60ish while blowing a red
got stabbed in the leg by tweaker friend of mine (apparently I did something to deserve it but I don't remember)

sure I could go on and on and on but my brain is about fried from all the years i spent pumping meth and heroin into my veins

do people try to limit how much you drink?

I pissed in the fireplace once on a combination of liquor and spice. I quit that spice shit years ago though. Fucking crap was hell getting off of too.

>Was drunk as fuck with some friends.
>Go out for a walk.
>It was hard to fucking walk.
>3 guys tried to rob us.
>Scream a them "FUCKING PUSSIES"
>Start running.
>Falls.
>Keeps running.
>Home again.
>Guys are searching us.
>Crying because i didn't wanted them to kill me.


The next thing i remember is waking up with a cold because i slept on the floor + drunk texting my ex saying that i still love her.

Had a one night stand with a girl who was on her period.. Couldn't get it up cuz of my drunkness son I ate that pussy like there's no tomorrow

why do you like being an an anal bitch?

Thats not a mistake thats a win amd more then most on Sup Forums woll geg

faggot

>drunk as hell
>4:00 am
>looking for a whore
>no girl available
>called a trap
>fucked it
>idontgiveashit.jpg
>pic so much related

>related too
be jelly m8s

give me advice for looking up whores, not really into traps tho

Summer is definitely here

biggest mistake being drunk and all was coming to Sup Forums tonight to read this thread

pic related its what im drinking now

sucked my friends dick

do you take loads bareback?

would you stop if you could?

Drove my car. Luckily I wasn't pulled over. I was parked in a parking lot near my place when a couple cruisers showed up. My keys weren't in the ignition. So they couldn't charge me with anything.

>(little shitter
fucking die, you alccy scum

I molested my older sister and asked her for sex in front of most of my family and her (now) husband.

Just call to a expensive escort site, look for some forums of whore-addicts of your region and always, fucking always use protection

I did stop.

Ok you got my atención,. Go on,.

I drive drunk quite a bit

me too lol well she wasn't my wife

Nothing, really, because I can handle my shit.

I did unwillingly fuck a fat bitch after chugging some vodka, though. If i was a girl that would have been rape. I passed out and woke up with her ontop of me riding me, I was too out of it to do anything but lay there.

that shit is bottled a mile from here
kek
choke ya cunt!!

I usually drank alone, but yeah, my family mostly, friends were always getting just as fucked up with me. But usually I drank alone. I quit not long ago, I only drink non alcoholic beer now. I was drinking a pint of whiskey a night.

I fucked your mom without a condor

oh. how?

Tried to rape a girl i know

What happened with the cop, did he taze you or just take you down

Go on?

>cunts like this
think its ALAWAYS ABOUT YUOOOOOOO!!!!
well it fucking aint, mother fucker!

Quads checked

Knock knock
Who is it?
Officer faggot, your son was killed by an alcohol

do you slip up and have one once in a while?

...

...what?

wasted on this filthy, filthy liqued junky

dont blame you

he threw my ass to the ground like a sack of dog shit. I'm pretty decent sized but this dude was fucking huge.

Used to not have a good outlook on life, didn't want to go anywhere or do anything with it.

One day I looked in the mirror and saw what a zombified piece of tweaker shit I had become, changed, stopped using and got my shit together.

>be me
>young child (around 16 at time)
>never been to a party
>go to an outside fire banger with friend
>decide to drink 4loko tall boy and 16 beers
>never drank b4
>tried getting a handjob from ugly hoe
>got pants
>dick out for 7 min
>went home
>parents got mad

the feeling of being someone elses plaything. it makes my heart race and i get so turned on. even thinking about it makes my knees shake

self deprecating bullshit!!
fuck off!!

Feminist?

>>fucked one of my friends when we were both high and drunk as fuck in a car. the sex was great but we were both taken at the time. good times.

Kek, i had same thing happen to me but with my cousin
I didn't wake up to it though, but her mom was hammered and she was giving her shit because she slept with me

Picked up a street hooker and got my dick sucked for five bucks

Yes she was a nigger

Fucked my sister, she was drunk too, so thats ok.

How is what I said self-deprecating?

glady but i only screw people who are clean of any disease obviously. and i love getting high before a fuck, but i only smoke weed now.

wrecked my car twice, broke shit in my house, broke my leg, stole things, damage to public property, gotten in fights, kicked out of bars, embarrassed myself, broke in a chicks house and snuck into her room (thought id texted her but turned out i never sent the text kek)

yeah i did a lot of fucked up shit. i dont get drunk anymore unless im home and I plan on getting drunk then falling asleep. (i live alone). I'm pretty good about not letting myself get drunk now that I realize I act like an ass and I'll wind up in jail. I also regularly black out if I get drunk which is why I end up doing retarded shit. probably have done more and dont remember/didnt get caught

alccy?
would sooner be a feminist than a dum yank scum cunt mutant dick like youirself

but that's literally what this thread is about

since choking is the insult that came to your mind first, I know you're a specialist at it. black label is the shit

I once blacked out and fucked a 5/10 in front of the entire party (40ish people) on the kitchen table. Didn't pull out. She just came back from a semester in Africa.

>TFW no baby
>TFW no aids

how you said it, faggot, not what you said.
tard!!

>be drunk and stoned at party
>end up in a bedroom with 2 cuties
>lay down flat on my back to try and look cool while smoking a joint
>cuties lay next to me
>stomach turns
>puke all over the cuties hair and arms
>be so embarrassed that i leave the party

Probably fucked up what could have been a threesome and i had to pay 100€ to get the mattress cleaned afterwards. Lesson learned, don't lay on your back when you're drunk as fuck.

m8, there are honestly too many to count

beat the shit out of my girlfriend a few times fucked up off heroin and coke

Gambled all of my life savings away, 82k to be exact

so you're a femenist

>sometime in middle school
>mother is alcoholic
>steal her vodka one night
>drinking it like water
>using desktop computer on fold-out event table
>for no reason at all lean back
>kick monitor off the table
>stand up
>laugh
>fall onto fold out table and computer
>wake up next morning with huge gash scab on my back
>computer shockingly okay
>lived happily ever after

I have better stories but I always love that one

One of the first times I smoked weed I tried losing my virginity to this young slut. When she said she didn't want to go farther than me I made fun of her for having a dead dad and made her cry in my bed.

happens just about everytime I'm high on meth; jrk off to relatives

*with me

probably the best experience tho
made out with my lesb friend and felt her up real nice
but it was shit bcus she is les and would never work out but she is real nice and love her

1-nice quads breh
2- why bother with if it doesnt get you drunk?

commited a felony and got caught

Triedto hiton my cousin, rightnext to my g/f, cousin stopped talkingto me, g/f broke up with me, at least i tried

piss

I got blackout drunk and now I have to pay child support to your mom

my guess is drinking under the age

>Drinking at a party
>Have a bit too much
>Hook up with some older chick
>Both go outside
>Passout halfway through sex
>Wake up, feel like barfing
>Out of no where fucking tackled
>Try and get away but there are two of them
>Suddenly police
>Accused of Rape
>No worries sex was consensual
>dumb bitch says she can't remember
>Get big lawyer
>Get conviected anyway
>Feminazis go after my family, even the judge
>Kicked out of school, banned from my favorite activity, looking at prison, have to register as sex offender for rest of my life
>FML

What a pussy

>knock knock
>who is there
>an alcohol

Are you talking about how i said if i was a girl, that would have been rape?

Am I wrong? I mean, to be real it was rape, but i don't give a shit.

Got drunk, fell in some bushes, stayed in bushes two hours until I got saved

Felony not misdemeanor

Video taped me and my b/ros gangbangin lisa Trudeau and putting it on youporon