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post cute british girls edition

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Seaweed

/brit/ more like /shit/ lmoa

just made £10000 on forex, inbox me for more info xx

hope all the dense cunts who couldn't comprehend a simple concept will stay out of this thread
here's the mandatory /brit/ entrance exam
(6*2)*3 = ?

okay

>nothing but shite out
rooooooo

Could have sworn this time last year we had Oscar screener leaks already.

me

England has a higher gdp per capita than poorstralia

would she rly be considered cute in britain?

Got an FT subscription for christmas lads

Deep water Horizon is good

just had to get half of my roof redone, cost me 2 grand. nice feel when it rains now though, it used to make me worry

just got called a minge licker in kwik fit

Really hate the voice and accent of this Michael Faßbender, wish he just fucks off back to Germany and stops speaking english.

Why do girls do that thing with their lips, it looks ridiculous

genuinely this recommendation is enough for me and I will now watch it

>vancouver
absolutely 100% chance this guy is chinese

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mong

england is rightful german clay ever since the saxon invasion la

Any mong man in

saviour of western civilisation

I had it checked out last winter, loose tiles fixed and all that shit, just hoping that the bloke did a good job.

He did bring his teenage daughter along though, which was a bit odd.

>sausage party
even while high this movie is terrible

the height, small penis, and obsession with race also point to that

dunno

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honestly some decent totty on OKC but could never deal with the embarrassment of actually having an OKC profile

Südafrika

cause smiling is so try hard

>tfw your runt m8 is posting MLM shit on facebook

Lads global population growth is real probably, I know a family that that 5 (FIVE) kids, this can't go on, the earth is crumble. We are doomed!

>movie
FOY

my bollock on the right

>when a girl describes herself as "bubbly"

not worthy of being called a film desu

>post cute british girls edition

Apologize.

>just got an email recommending that I follow Jerry Seinfeld, Sarah Silverman and Larry King on twitter

what are they upto?

Kind of annoys me that my union fees go to funding this clown desu.

mulatto lives matter?

Luv em Brits, like that is my fetish

shitposting in the hairdressers lads

business idea: call a guy a mong for not voting

orgasm?

telegraph.co.uk/tv/2016/12/23/brendan-cox-deliver-channel-4s-alternative-christmas-message/

lads how did scientists figure out that black holes exist just by doing maths?

NEED to see this guy's face

a google suggested multi-level marketing A.K.A. a pyramid scheme

Ahh yes the supposedly """"""""""right-wing"""""""""" of the two UK subreddits

numberslaidbare.wordpress.com/2016/12/23/rukpolitics-2016-survey-results/

the death of his wife has really accelerated his own career

hmm

my willy feels really silly
someone come give it a rub? x

>tfw I was one of the 37%

just not a fan of the tories any more

LIB DEM SURGE

*gives you a tug instead*

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Wouldn't you like to know.

>students supporting the Lib Dems again

Will they ever learn.

Jerry Seinfeld's parents were Syrian Jews.

tfw no one to bully..

Reckon porn is rotting the ol' brain

changed the facebook profile pic

literally having a heart attack with anxiety

love stealing things off the internet why would you pay for anything

better have a german flag filter

I think the voting age should be 21 or 25.

t. 22 year old

does rogue one have the same plot as 7? like big evil planet made to kill people?

*scrolls over it without liking it*

Convenience is the only reason now.

most people don't care about tuition fees

alrigh detective?

relax user no one cares about you

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Why are women so utterly insane

Please don't post pictures of my bf on /brit/

you can watch camrips of the latest movies out now
i just caved in and watched jack reacher 2 that way :3

Post some Deans

no, it's about a team of rebels getting the death star plans and is essentially a direct prequel to episode 4

*does laughter react*

>shave
>realise I had bad acne under my facial hair

I'm an adult male who has never been more intimate than a kiss on the mouth with a woman

roast me

Perks of dating a pole. Literally have 2 Christmases filled with so much food and drink xxx

because they have to deal with men

> facebook

lmao. 2011 called m8, they want their memes back.

how is it even stealing if it doesnt exist haha

On my way to Dublin now
Weather looks atrocious for flying

>Ever allowing J*wbook to profile you into their databank for the sheqalim

Did you know? - If you are perceived to have any kind of control over the person you want to have sex with they might not be seen to have given valid consent.

It was always visible

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>out with the lads
>somebody says some lefty bullshit
>reply "shan't be listening" automatically

/brit/ is influencing my behaviour and I don't like it

Naughty boy

hormones and inferior brains + plus

Want to spurt on some pert boobs

Have fun xx

Just learned my flaccid willy is the same size as the average erect willy. Never really felt bad for small willy lads until today. How do you lot live with such small willies?

yeah don't do that lad

>LibDems, SNP, Labour and Greens with pretty much exactly the same stances on every issue

just use one fucking party jfc, no wonder the left keeps losing

would you be able to do it?
youtube.com/watch?v=MsctkiTJrWo

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didnt happen mate