It's over Poland

it's over Poland
you never had a chance

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>implying we would ever lose against a pokeball
ffs

Prepare to get the
B I G
S L A V
D I C K

I'm personally preparing to receive the big Volcanic dick.

lewandovski has a tiny dick tho

>implying that 1 of them wouldnt choke on De Bruynes throbbing cock

>Tintin Goes to Euro Finals

more like Tintin Goes Back to New Gaza Strip which is what fucking Belgium has become.

>implying his huge slav dick hasn't ravaged tight german pussy across munich

I want glorious Poland to win. I also want Penaldo to drop out of the National team like Messi.

Lewandowski will step it up and u will lose.

>be Poland
>play well for thirty minutes
>score one goal, could have scored more
>start parking the bus
>almost lose
I bet on these clowns

Current polish team will easily win against Portugal

Belgium niggers will be our first serious game

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What will the Polish strategy be?

Play entirely to counter Ronaldo like Croatia did or just hope he fucks up by himself?

call for trump to build a wall, try to score in overtime or hold on until penalties

Pazdan alone will fuck up kristina

Our biggest threat is literally Milik who fucks everything up

We've already won against you with a much weaker team than we have today.

youtube.com/watch?v=saOh6PgIPnU

And it was in the days when Ronaldo was actually good.

Hoping for Poland, but I think Poortugal will do it, sorry Polebros

>portugalia

for what purpose

>Ronaldo bouncing off Pazdan every time

I can already see the frustration

I want Poland to go trough. Tough task ahead but who cares , you will win this. I have faith.

Use your gypsy magic to curse the portuguese

>smolarek
where did this cunt go after this match?

He somehow played extremely well in the Euro Quals, scored goals left and right and then he went straight into being shit again.

I don't know how that happened but it was magical.

oy vey it's working

hope you cheating bus parking cunts lose 4-0

you dont deserve anything better

motherfucking european nignogs

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POLAND STRÖNK

At his peak he was a mediocre Eredivisie player. And it was still enough to rekt Portugal which was probably better back then than today.

The repeating digits don't lie

and they spell distaster for Portugal in 3 days

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You parked the bus as much as they did though.

its so obvious that ronaldo will score a header in this game

Croatia was one of the only teams who played along

Poland needs to STOP playing MILIK

Quaresma is there to dispel all the gypsie curses and send them back to your Slav ass.

nigger we have the number of the beast on our side

BUILD WALL

HOL' UP

poland will kill you badly

everyone in portugal will tattoo tears on face like the gypsies you are

Quaresma was such a huge flop in basically every team it's insane, you know how to sell players for a fuckton of money, Porto.

CZEJ NO
*poprawia wąsa*
POCZEJ
*bije żonę*
CZEJ NO CHWILKIE
*kradnie złotówkę z kosza w biedro*
ALE CZEJ
*kupuje koszulkę Red Is Bad*
CZEJ CHWILKIE
*gotuje bigos*
POCZEJ
*zakłada skarpety do klapków*
NO CZEJ
*narzeka na Rosję*
CZEJ CHWILKIE
*grilluje kaszankę*
POCZEJ
*tańczy do disco polo*
CZEJ CZEJ
*szanuje papieża Polaka*
NO CZEJ
*obraża Żydów w internecie*
ALE CZEJ
*skreśla totka*
JO SŁYSZOŁ
*wskakuje najebany na stół*
ŻE MY
*zapomina o Bożym Ciele*
CZEJ
*przyjmuje kolędę w garniturze*
SŁYSZOŁ JA
*żyje na kredyt we frankach*
ŻE MY BYLI
*narzeka na drogi*
CZEJ
*idzie do lekarza z bolącym palcem*
MY BYLI
SARMATY
I CHUJ

You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Ricardo Quaresma, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another team, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin’. But I’m a genetic freak, and I’m not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin’ me! And then you add Cristiano Ronaldo to the mix? Your chances of winnin’ drasticy go down. See the quarter-final, at Marseille, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin’. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Cristiano Ronaldo KNOWS he can’t beat me, and he’s not even gonna try! So, Ricardo Quaresma, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin’ at Marseille! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin’, if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at Marseille! Señor Ricardo?; the numbers don’t like, and they spell disaster for you at Marseille!

this nigga ugly af

goddamn mark selby with a slav-shaped head

SAITAMAAAAAAAA

he looks like a bydlo

is he a part-time hooligan?

>Portuguese on Sup Forums be like

apologize or wpierdol

I love this Portuguese shitposting.
I wish you win the cup just so you can keep with it.

Now i understand why Polish girls are obsessed with foreigners.

Explain to me, what is the reason for favoring Portugal. They literally showed nothing in this tournament. They barely made trough one of the weakest groups. They drew with fucking Iceland. They have beaten Croatia with a lucky, last minute goal. I know, TSUUU and all, but as a team they are shit. We, on the other hand, won two matches and drew with 2 decent teams. We have one of the best defences this tournament - we conceded only one goal which was a batshit insane overhead kick we could do nothing about. If Milik wasn't a fucking cripple, we would steamroll to a quartefinal.

Why shit on Milik and not Lewandowski?

Daily reminder Portuguese are cod eating knuckle dragging pirates that wish they were german

Milik fucks up more clean chances but he also scored one against Ireland. He obviously has more chances than Le Wandowski, and that's the main reason.

Other teams just cover Robert with 2-3 players and he can't really do shit, I suppose that's his role, he's getting their attention to get Milik more space.

But then again he also had his chances but bottled them all.

What, we hate germans

It's Milik who have wasted five 100% situations so far, not Lewandowski. Lewandowski does a lot of job of drawing attention to himself, he is the most fouled player in this tournament.

VW & BMW
Nuffsaid

>it's cheating because I lost

that's not how it works, Vida
try aiming at the goal next time like we did lol

wew we're dominating the victim stat

>Krychowiak only commited one foul

b a s e d

the only people favoring portugal are deluded portuguese posters which are going to ruin Sup Forums for the rest of us if we lose

get some thicker skin

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Salty much you irrelevant cuck?

He's literally our best player in this tournament. And yet I feel noone is really appreciating him. He is making our every game with his passes and interceptions.

So glad that with that transfer to PSG he became our most expensive player, more worthy than Lewandowski. He deserves it.

I agree. Without him we'd already be out of the tournament, he should be our captain and not Le Can't Score in NTdowski

>lucky last minute goal
To compensate for the all the bad luck we had I guess. Do you know how many chances we had to score? Did you even watch the games? Fucking Penaldo of all people missed a penalty.

Needing a penalty to win with Austria is fucking embarassing, m8. The same goes for Iceland. You were unlucky with those goals of Hungary, I'll give you that.

It's more like the other way around, tbqh

You didn't even deserve to win against Switzerland.

>be Portugal
>advance with draws
>beat the better team in memelties
>have the two most unlikable players in sports in one NT
>cheat and dive all game every game

Gee i wonder why they aren't liked

Because? We were the better team for a half of match and they were better for the other half. Just because they scored a prettier goal doesn't make them better overall.

>beat the better team in memelties
What?
>implying we cheat or dive more than any other team
Go home Hans, you're drunk.

and you didn't deserve to win against croatia

Funny thing about Poland is that they can't win the cup, they can only steal it, since their whole nation is made out of thieves, so if they win it probably be like refball or some other bullshit:

>Lives on stolen German land & cities
>speaks a stolen (Ukrainian) language, degenerated it tough
>Their flag is stolen too (Flag of the Hanseatic league, since 1000 years)
>get their asses blasted with EU money, while paying less back. Literally their whole economy depends on the money of other countries
>takes account for scientists of other ethnicity (Nicolaus Copernicus is """""their"""""" greatest scientist)

So if there's justice and a fair game, you will Portugal. If not Poland is gonna win.

>>speaks a stolen (Ukrainian) language, degenerated it tough
>>Their flag is stolen too (Flag of the Hanseatic league, since 1000 years)

if you just removed those two points, someone could actually believe that you are not trolling.

just saw the reply my man
Before that I didn't have any feelings for Poland, but now I like you guys.
May Scott Steiner be with us all.

youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI

>Funny thing about Poland is that they can't win the cup, they can only steal it, since their whole nation is made out of thieve

>says the german

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II_looting_of_Poland

You what? They dominated most of the game. You were extremely lucky to have passed with penalties.

We stopped them from doing their style of play, which is more than you did. We also didn't win on penalties.

But whatever, I just hope this will be a good game.

>yfw milik misses 2 sitters
>yfw he scores a left foot rocket to win the match in the dying minutes

>You what? They dominated most of the game. You were extremely lucky to have passed with penalties.

top fucking lel. We could easily be winning 2-0 or 3-0 by the first half. Then we gave away the advantage but Switzerland couldn't still create a single clear goal situation, besides this one where they hit the post. They equalised with an insane overhead kick which normally wouldn't ever happen. Come back here when you actually watch the game.

>yfw Lewandowshit saved all his attempts on goal for Poland
>yfw Lewandowshit still doesn't score because he needs 12 attempts to score once and he'll never get that many against Poland

>implying Poland it can be called looting if it was your country just 20 years ago for over 300 years

Germany and Russia just took back what was theirs at that time.

>Ukrainian was first
>Polish is a mix between Ukrainian + western influence (that why it sounds so harsh and ugly to everyone)
>Polish colours are red & white, but their flag was red white red - pic related
>hanseatic flag was however all the time white & red, poles just took it over (stole it) in 1919.

I can't fucking believe Milik is only 22. Holy crap this team. The oldest truly necessary player is only 30. I love this. I want us to get into the semis. That's it.

>We could easily be winning 2-0 or 3-0 by the first half
This might take the cake for most delusional post ITT
Whatever I say won't change your mind, so I won't even bother posting anymore.

>>implying Poland it can be called looting if it was your country just 20 years ago for over 300 years

Fucking wat. Could you write to me again but in English, please?

You are historically proven as the biggest, most pathetic thieves of Europe and no amount of your crying and Sup Forums-tier bullshit can change that.

>>Ukrainian was first

>he is still trying

>there are people who responded for this bait

debile

Milik literally missed an empty goal in the fucking 23rd second of the game. But how can you know when you didn't even watch it.

ignore him, he's probably some ronny from Sup Forums

they will leave after the euros end, don't worry

Can't say Poland had a really good game this Euros but still better than Portugal so far. Hopefully they don't wake up now.

Lewy is our beauty mascot.

I will say that again - if not for Milik, we would win our every single game so far. Yes, including the one with Germany.

I LOVE HOW YOU CHIMP OUT EVERY TIME YOU LOSE AHAHAHAHAH

>buy german cars
>wanting to be germans
It's not like there is a portuguese brand. the closest one is Seat.

you literally didn't watch that match if you think we weren't raping them with cumming once in first half

help me stop looking at this picture pls

ignore him. we played well but not like he is saying. We executed our tactical plan perfectly.
One Counter -> One Goal.

portugal is getting wrecked

How are you going to watch the match? I have my final exam on Wednesday, and then I go to visit my Mom and sis who're having holidays by the sea, and we'll probably go to a bar in the evening

*spain