>be BR
>spend one year in Michigan
>be happy that I am going to spend one year of my life in the greatest country of the world paid by the govt
>try to make friends with the people there
>almost all of them are foreigner, but I dont give a fuck
>tell them I am BR everyone loves me, and we go together to all parties.
>try to get in touch with the locals
>go to a party
>tell them I am BR along with some other BRs
>"GTFO YOU ARE GOING TO STEAL OUR GIRLS"
>everyone gets pissed
>my friends sneaks at a party through the basement window puts all of their clothes that were in the laundry on fire
>we run while laughing our asses off
>go to a ghetto party
>bulked up black guys start to look ugly at us
>tell them we are BR and start cracking some jokes
>they start laughing their ass off
>they say we are cooland that we should hang with them
>we hang out together and go to a frat party
>American Girl start to grind on me
>"Hell yea today is going to be my day"
>Start to getting into her BR style and later go for a kiss just like BR do
>she gets offended and pushes me back
>"WTF"
>Tries with another USA girl
>the same happens
>"What the hell is wrong with this place"
>Find a french girl
>Finally make her BR style
>Having one hell of a kiss, suddenly fell something on my back
>people start throwing soda cans on me
>be like WTF is wrong with you
>get into a fight
>my friends come to protect me
>we get expelled from the party
Seriously Americans what the hell is wrong with you?
Be BR
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I HATE brazil! Full of dirty, poor, cheating monkeys!
Is this the thread for things that never happened?
I got one
>I kissed my gf today
How about you?
in your dream
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Anão, pare de passar vergonha na internet.
autism
I believe this
True story. It was on CNN today
>Commits arson while visiting the US
>Seriously Americans what the hell is wrong with you?
Do Brazilians like bananas?
I knew a guy who didn't like bananas, quite the weirdo.
If this is true, then you likely have an egocentric point of view and haven't seen the reasons for why the other people would be angry at YOU. Especially if you set fire to peoples clothes for kicking you out of a party, that's borderline sociopathic.
Depends
Would he like this banana?
of course
so true lol
Bananas are one of the few things that I don't need to like or dislike, you just eat them once in a while and nobody really dislikes them
You should pick a state where that would be even somewhat plausible. Not one where the people say sorry almost as much as Canadians.
Next time use New York or New Jersey.
thisi eat it almost everyday. its cheap as shit and easy to eat and has some good nutrients
We don't like a bunch of nig nogs on our girls
I was in Kalamazoo m8
>spend one year in Michigan
that's a typical state with tons of brazilians and wild parties every day. kalamazoo specifically is full of brazilians setting things on fire.
>not liking bananas
oh shit it's true
holy shit. can't make this up. i picked kalamazoo randomly because it sounds funny. i have no idea what its like and i've never been there. but i imagine it is a hick country.
Hmmm
Well, it is home to one of the best universities in the world and it attracts students from around the world. Best school in Michigan.
You don't have to kiss girls like you do in Brazil, it's very weird your tongue stuff.
Even french girls are repealed with all that slobber , of course US girls were totally pissed off kek.
>Even french girls are repealed with all that slobber
didn't seem that way tho kek
pls die.
People who told me that brazilians kissed like slugs were girls.
Btw do don't that with anglos they already feel raped when you try the cheek-kiss welcome.
> french girls don't like french kissing
Welp, timeline went bad once again
US should be boring when you're talking about sex
slugs don't kiss
meh I don't give a fuck lol
M8 french kiss is soft, tongue is not supposed to penetrate the throat.
>tongue is not supposed to penetrate the throat.
lol wut
> tongue is not supposed to penetrate the throat
I know, lol who kisses like that? I think you were tricked lad
Well one thing for sure, there are quite a few Brazilians in Kalamazoo. Here is their FB : faceb**k.com